That's what I thought to myself as I browsed the aisle of motorized vehicles for kids at the Toys-R-Us store. They all looked shitty and flimsy. That is of course till I saw this bad ass mother fucker.
Most Power Wheels type cars are 12volts, have one shitty little motor to power both drive wheels and are crappy as all hell and cheaply built. This $900 dynamo has a 24volt system with a battery the size of a car's, two beefy motors one for each drive wheel, independent rear suspension and has a top speed of 71/2 MPH. It also can drive in reverse, has a AM/FM radio/mp3 player, two cup holders and bucket seats with seat belts.
The store clerk offered to have it built for me for an additional $120. I naturally scoffed and built it myself. The hardest part was getting all the stickers just right... Everything else just kind of popped into place.
My kid is a lucky little fucker. I just hope that he appreciates it one day.