My fucking god..... I love my new iphone 3G!

I swear to god I love this damn thing. It is the best phone/gadget thing I have ever owned ever......
I should of bought it ages ago. I am so glad my other phone shit the bed. Fuck that thing. Fuck it in the god damned neck, right where it breathes godammit.

I love it so fucking much that I wish it had a cunt so I could fuck it slow and deep.
I wish it had a pair of tits so I could nuzzle my twisted spic dick and balls between them.

If you don't own an iphone, you're a stupid piece of shit. You're a stupid piece of shit and a faggot that doesn't know what he/she is missing and should probably kill yourself.

Seriously.....

This fucking thing has made me happy as a motherfucker.

It makes me not hate all you cunts so much.
It makes candy taste better.
It makes pussy feel better.
It makes me want to do the funky chicken while singing in the rain.

I would cunt punt a toddler clear across the room to save my iphone.
Two times.....

tl:dr iphone ftw fuck you if you don't have one, lol.

My fucking god..... I love my new iphone 3G!

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Aksumka 2008-09-30 13:29:02

Fuck. Phone.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-30 13:29:02

die.

Aksumka 2008-09-30 14:14:46

:( why so much hate?

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-30 14:14:46

Because I love to make kids cry.

AgainstYou 2008-09-30 14:32:04

I'm glad to hear you want to have beautiful sex with an Iphone.
Good thing it has a touch screen

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-30 14:32:04

I'm letting it vibrate on my bean bag right now and it's devine, I assure you.

ZpLiNtEh 2008-09-30 15:01:02

Cunt punt

LMFAO

That's gold man, I love you, best NG mod, evar.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-30 15:01:02

Another good one is cooter kick. ;)

Odio 2008-09-30 16:19:31

I would love to get one. Sadly, my Dictator parents say it is not in my Budget.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-30 16:19:31

sell your ass for fast cash, now.

tehslaphappy 2008-09-30 16:38:31

OH SHI- POOZY GOT MONEYZZZ!

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-30 16:38:31

I stack may paypahz to da celing yo...

igott 2008-09-30 17:05:45

You lucky bastard, My Mom says she won't pay the bill and I'm short of money.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-30 17:05:45

Get a fucking job, bro.

LOXSO-LOST 2008-09-30 17:23:47

Iphone > Other phones.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-30 17:23:47

^^True statement.

TheJamoke 2008-09-30 21:04:05

Can you ban from that thing?

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-30 21:04:05

I can and have. Many times.....

*deletes your acct*

WarteryMind 2008-09-30 23:25:54

iphones look cool, hell they are cool.
But in New Zealand its cheap to go buy a ipod and a cheap Nokia.
i mean, the phone itself cost about $200-$250, which is cheap(my phone cost $300) but the contact that you need to have to use the 3G network that it runs of cost $5000 over 2 years! FIVE FUCKING THROSAND DOLLARS!!!!
not worth it.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-30 23:25:54

I pay 35 dollars a month for my internet service on my iphone. That's $840 dollars every two years.... I'm sure that if it was $5,000, I'd probably still pay it.

Darkness-Platinum 2008-10-01 02:08:03

Lol, The Instinct is Faster. 4G, But when it comes to Quality... The eyePod is King.

LOL POOZY REFERENCE!!!!

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-01 02:08:03

The only thing I don't like about this phone is that it doesn't support flash.

DevourerJay 2008-10-01 08:00:54

i refuse to join into their merchandising... propaganda... but good for you

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-01 08:00:54

You're missing out man...

KennyD 2008-10-01 14:33:08

lol materialism.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-01 14:33:08

lolconvenience

disingenuous 2008-10-01 14:39:10

I love your eloquence.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-01 14:39:10

I love your smelly parts.

greenfaerie4 2008-10-01 15:02:17

Well i'm jealous:( My phone is crap. I 'm glad you're in love yours. I'll leave you two alone now :P

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-01 15:02:17

Make your BF buy you one silly.

disingenuous 2008-10-01 15:12:33

You and me both, my friend.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-01 15:12:33

'specially your arm pits

NoneZop 2008-10-01 15:34:45

Some of us don't have enough money because we are not paid to kill puppies.
UNLIKE YOUUU <3

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-01 15:34:45

$10 a pop and I whistle dixie while offing them.

disingenuous 2008-10-01 16:06:47

You are bananas.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-01 16:06:47

Am I? Awww fuck... I don't like bananas, cherry pie is much tastier.

MonkeyV 2008-10-01 16:11:53

Can I have one of the iPhones in the picture???

you have so many...

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-01 16:11:53

Hell to the no! I use the extra ones as coasters. :]

disingenuous 2008-10-01 17:09:02

I LOVE cherry pie. You just went from friend to soulmate.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-01 17:09:02 (Updated 2008-10-01 17:38:02)

unf unf UNNNNFFFFF

I take you didn't get the double entendre..... ;]

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