I'm a motherfucker.
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Posted by EyeLovePoozy - August 11th, 2008
Swain and I met up last Friday for some drinks with a couple of his douche bag friends and he was supposed to climb my crane with me on Saturday morning. But he used the lame excuse of not being able to wake up so early (6:00AM) to get out of it.
Damn shame man, I thought he was made of tougher stuff.....
Also, one of his buddies burned me with his cigarette on my right forearm.
EDIT- Pic added
what the fuck? HEY, SAWIN! FUCK YOU!
YEAH!!!1
FUCK YOU SWAIN!
The Swain crane...hmm kinda catchy.
Anyway, he better be glad he didn't go, because i know you planned to push him off of the crane!
I would never do that.
If I did that would be the end of Block Head and I love Block Head.
let me see the burn mark.
No.
Swain, your boyfriend? FUCK YOU
BRRAAAAAAAP
swain bails on everything.
Maybe cause his mommy made him clean his room occasionally?
Let ME see thr burn mark.
I'll take a pic tomorrow with my shitty webcam of thr burn.
what a wuss
should've place some bungy chords on the endf of the crane
thwould be awesome then maybe then he would have gotten out of bed
better yet, give him some powerful coffee or brawndo
yeah
Maybe if I set up a bungee humping rig off of the end of my crane it would have made him less scared and motivated him to climb up.
lol
lol dude, Archer burned me again last night because he thought it would be funny. I took him aside and explained to him that I'm not going to be offended, I won't hold a grudge, etc., but next time he feels the need to burn me with a lighter or whatever, I'm going to break his fucking jaw for him, no questions asked. I gave him the parent-to-child talk you advised, and it woke him the fuck up. GOOD CALL POOZY.
Dude, all you had to do was say the word and I would've jacked his jaw for you.
Two times....
Did you hit the guy with your ban hammer?
Nope
With my pen0r.
Do you and the other mods kick gumOnshoe's ass?
GoS is a fucking ninja.
Tumtumtum...
Nice car!
Thanks
=D
I need details about his douchebag friends... I knew his pristine image was too good to be true.
Well for starters one of them can be described as "eccentric" and by that I mean gay, gay and prissy.
The other one seems like he's over due a curb stomp or two.
But in spite of all that, I'd drink with them again....
Should've invited me. I would've climbed your crane (wow that sounded a little gay). You think since his friend brutally burned you he should've climbed it or at least give you a BJ. Then you would've layed down your ban hammer on him. LOL Anywho what's up?
The burn was quite brutal.....
I added a pic for great justice.
where you planning to climb the crane like that video I saw a while ago qwith those idiots swinging from the crane, that would be funny.
Yeah.....
Any second now.
hahah swain backed out? man, thats so unswainsy hahah
Yep.
With a lame excuse of not being able to drag his vagina out of bed at that time of morning.
lol MC, I didn't "BACK OUT", it's just that 6 AM is about the time I'm getting ready for bed, not getting out of it :(
Poozy was pointing out buildings he's worked on and the many cranes all around downtown that might be similar to his, and I tell you what, if he's willing to have me up there at 2 PM when I roll myself out of bed, then you bet your sweet ass I'll go up.
TALK IS CHEAP YOU CRACKA ASS MOTHAFUCKA!
=]
what a lovely mark on your arm
chicks digs scars
from what i heard anyway....
well you know what to do
time to give out free chinese burns to swain's friends
Are Chinese burns anything like Indian burns?
OMG SAWIN VS EYELUVPOOXY?!?!!? D:
LOL, drunks.
Swain is the man.
Not only is he the man but on any given Sunday he would face me right in the fist and ass me right in the foot.
aren't you cool with ts?
also, what a shame.
Who the fuck is ts?
Evark
Do they call them cranes because of the necessary action taken to look at the operator?
Also: lolSwain. Morelike, Slame, amirite?
EyeLovePoozy
I never thought of that before.
But mobiles are also called cranes and you don't need to crane your neck to see the operator.
Oh yeah, major Slamer...
I say we demod him due to his pussifictaion of the golden aura.