Gonna jack my crane again.

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Gonna jack my crane again.

Posted by EyeLovePoozy - September 5th, 2008

Some time next week we'll be jacking my crane for the second time on this job.

The first time was kind of a harrowing experience being that all involved including myself were inexperienced at jacking this type of crane. Luckily it went off with minor complications and no major calamities.

So if hurricane IKE doesn't decimate us like the alarmist forcasters would have us believe, my crane will be an additional 80 feet or so higher.

I don't know if I'll be broadcasting the process again this time around.
But if I do you'll hear about it in this thread.

Also, check out this video of a slightly crazy and very well spoken alarmist.
He makes some very interesting points and observations...

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LampFace 2008-09-05 12:42:52

The crane!

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-05 12:42:52

Imma jack it.

Odio 2008-09-05 18:03:48

Is jacking a Crane like Jacking a Car?

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-05 18:03:48

Nah man. Jacking means I'll be making the crane higher.

Luis 2008-09-05 18:44:51

i wonder how many disappointed users left when they realized jacking your crane wasnt a reference to penises.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-05 18:44:51

Even with it and you saying that, there will be cocks.....

cast 2008-09-05 21:08:31

Oh shit thats right.. I hope your build site doesn't get blown away.. :\

Best wishes man.

I do however hope my ex gets her head chopped off by a flying stop sign, you've probably met and fucked her multiple times.

Good work, I hope you made that shit bleed.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-05 21:08:31

hmmm sounds familiar.

Did her nipples get hard when flicked and her pussy get wet when aroused?

tehslaphappy 2008-09-05 22:10:11

:C Now how will people see you jack teh crane?

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-05 22:10:11

With their minds eye?

cast 2008-09-05 23:27:36

Hahaha actually..

She also liked it when you nibbled her tits, if you just massaged them for 10 minutes or she would be forced to remove her panties and say "oh my god I'm so wet".

I THINK YOU DID FIND HER.

WHAT

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-05 23:27:36

I so dropped the bottom out of that bitch. Several dozen times to be honest....

I love how she swings her hips while she pushes back during doggy style.
That is until she starts cumming and screams my name.....
That's when she collapses face down onto the bed and I destroy that clenching twat and I then bottom out that honey pot out till I drop my load and collapse sweating onto her back.

bah dah bah bah bah...... I'm lovin' it.

cast 2008-09-05 23:28:39

- "Or"

I was thinking about her when I typed that and fucked up.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-05 23:28:39

loloops

WolfBlitz2 2008-09-06 03:58:54

what does jacking a crane involve?
do you just place extra cinder blocks below it?
or is much more complicated?
if so please explain to this inexperience boofhead that I am

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-06 03:58:54

I'd love to go into detail with you here. But I just can't be fucked to type all that shit out again. Hence the reason I created the "Ask a crane operator" thread. There you'll find the answers you seek and much much more.

Perhaps it will inspire you to come up with a question that hasn't been asked yet.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/924343

TheGreatDekuTree 2008-09-06 09:42:50

Didn't read it. Can you say you love me?

Please...

:3?

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-06 09:42:50

Not till you read it.

tehslaphappy 2008-09-06 11:13:52

Jack away my friends.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-06 11:13:52

*jacks*

Parlux 2008-09-06 18:39:35

I see you trollin'....
I'm hatin'....
Lockin' this, I hope to catch you postin' goatse.
Lemme catchya postin' goatse.
Tryin' to catchya postin' goatse.
Equals 30 days.....
Lemme catchya postin' goatse.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-06 18:39:35

Sounds familiar man.

A-n-o-n-y-m-o-u-s 2008-09-06 23:33:37

No.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-06 23:33:37

lol

Dema-The-Hedgehog 2008-09-06 23:55:57

Hey i just realized....you live in florida....woah....im coming to your house and finding you

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-06 23:55:57

Be forewarned.......

I have guns and bullets. Also a raging boner and chloroform.

Kevin 2008-09-07 00:15:53

Does jacking a crane involve lotion?

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-07 00:15:53

At least 9000 gallons.

Dema-The-Hedgehog 2008-09-07 10:02:21

sounds like an invitation poozy ;) <3

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-07 10:02:21

Get your ears checked.

Evark 2008-09-07 14:56:19

I couldn't listen to the dude in the video for longer than 30 seconds. His point wasn't coherent in the slightest... he just kinda rambled.

Seriously, who the fuck cares that you and your dad discuss whatever over the dinner table because you do all that political conversation stuff? Get to the fucking point.

Also: cocks.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-07 14:56:19

Dude, I started listening and I couldn't tear myself away.

I just had to hear what he was going to say next. lol

WolfBlitz2 2008-09-07 21:06:53

In Miami, Florida, USA, it is still illegal for anyone to imitate an animal.
is this true?

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-07 21:06:53

Imitate?

What the fuck are you talking about?

WolfBlitz2 2008-09-08 02:26:30

I found this off the site about odd laws
just trying to find out if that was true
sounds like total bullshit

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-08 02:26:30

Oh ok. But I still don't get what you meant with your original question.

Are you asking if it's illegal to bark like a dog or mew like a cat?

rumblefighter21 2008-09-08 04:33:04

Was that TolstoyKafkaEvsky from youtube? I'm a big fan of him

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-08 04:33:04

It might be, I'm not sure.

rumblefighter21 2008-09-08 04:36:07

Are you TolstoyKafkaEvsky?

EyeLovePoozy 2008-09-08 04:36:07

lol no

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