Is jacking a Crane like Jacking a Car?
I'm a motherfucker.
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Nah man. Jacking means I'll be making the crane higher.
i wonder how many disappointed users left when they realized jacking your crane wasnt a reference to penises.
Even with it and you saying that, there will be cocks.....
Oh shit thats right.. I hope your build site doesn't get blown away.. :\
Best wishes man.
I do however hope my ex gets her head chopped off by a flying stop sign, you've probably met and fucked her multiple times.
Good work, I hope you made that shit bleed.
hmmm sounds familiar.
Did her nipples get hard when flicked and her pussy get wet when aroused?
:C Now how will people see you jack teh crane?
With their minds eye?
Hahaha actually..
She also liked it when you nibbled her tits, if you just massaged them for 10 minutes or she would be forced to remove her panties and say "oh my god I'm so wet".
I THINK YOU DID FIND HER.
WHAT
I so dropped the bottom out of that bitch. Several dozen times to be honest....
I love how she swings her hips while she pushes back during doggy style.
That is until she starts cumming and screams my name.....
That's when she collapses face down onto the bed and I destroy that clenching twat and I then bottom out that honey pot out till I drop my load and collapse sweating onto her back.
bah dah bah bah bah...... I'm lovin' it.
- "Or"
I was thinking about her when I typed that and fucked up.
loloops
what does jacking a crane involve?
do you just place extra cinder blocks below it?
or is much more complicated?
if so please explain to this inexperience boofhead that I am
I'd love to go into detail with you here. But I just can't be fucked to type all that shit out again. Hence the reason I created the "Ask a crane operator" thread. There you'll find the answers you seek and much much more.
Perhaps it will inspire you to come up with a question that hasn't been asked yet.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/924343
Didn't read it. Can you say you love me?
Please...
:3?
Not till you read it.
Jack away my friends.
*jacks*
I see you trollin'....
I'm hatin'....
Lockin' this, I hope to catch you postin' goatse.
Lemme catchya postin' goatse.
Tryin' to catchya postin' goatse.
Equals 30 days.....
Lemme catchya postin' goatse.
Sounds familiar man.
No.
lol
Hey i just realized....you live in florida....woah....im coming to your house and finding you
Be forewarned.......
I have guns and bullets. Also a raging boner and chloroform.
Does jacking a crane involve lotion?
At least 9000 gallons.
sounds like an invitation poozy ;) <3
Get your ears checked.
I couldn't listen to the dude in the video for longer than 30 seconds. His point wasn't coherent in the slightest... he just kinda rambled.
Seriously, who the fuck cares that you and your dad discuss whatever over the dinner table because you do all that political conversation stuff? Get to the fucking point.
Also: cocks.
Dude, I started listening and I couldn't tear myself away.
I just had to hear what he was going to say next. lol
In Miami, Florida, USA, it is still illegal for anyone to imitate an animal.
is this true?
Imitate?
What the fuck are you talking about?
I found this off the site about odd laws
just trying to find out if that was true
sounds like total bullshit
Oh ok. But I still don't get what you meant with your original question.
Are you asking if it's illegal to bark like a dog or mew like a cat?
Was that TolstoyKafkaEvsky from youtube? I'm a big fan of him
It might be, I'm not sure.
Are you TolstoyKafkaEvsky?
lol no
LampFace
The crane!
EyeLovePoozy
Imma jack it.