Interesting diary, especially the rocket launcher. I thought diaries were meant to be truthfull... how'd it go?
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You don't read through much do you? I said I asked her if I could enter imaginary situations and she agreed....
-5 internets
"stfufbi"? :(
Also, lolvideo.
Yeah I knew you'd having something negative to say about the video like zzz, -.- or old video is old. haha
I'm sure that police officer just wanted to know where the closest Donut store was.
I'm not sure where he was going but I know where he ended up. XD
Bonjour monsieur lover face.
Fuck's up man?
I'm up. About 300 feet up atm. Fuck's up with you man?
Nice journal entries ya got there and the teacher's reaction is fucking priceless! Lol at Ronald Mc Donald.
Yeah, there's more. Probably worse. The teacher actually asked if she could copy them and share them with her colleagues.
I've seen that video several times and each time I start watching it even if it's by accident I have to watch all the way through. It's hypnotic like that. I also made the mistake of allowing my 2 year old to watch it. Now he asks for it...... dammit. =)
Fucking amazing stuff.
I laughed, I cried, I made it rain blood.
But overall this was some good work you did. Hopefully that brain hasn't gone dead.
HAHA
There's some more coming in about a week or so. I seem to have misplaced the original journal. 0_0
Ha ha. I'm sure she'd have been much more scandalized if your entries had been written one full year later.
I read a newspaper article about some old guy who did exactly what you say you did with the car. He drove straight through a market, killing almost a dozen others. The man was not charged because he was so old he had apparently mistaken the gas for the brake and was frantically pressing it to get the car to stop.
Oh man. That so terrible that it's funny.
It also reminds me of my dad who is getting older and can't see as well as he used to but refuses to relinquish his license. I'm going to have to force him to stop driving one day and I am dreading that moment....
HOLY SHIT U KILL A COP!
Yeah, that pig had it coming.....
FAIL TALK IS BROKEN
Boo hoo, :'(
Working fine for me.
HOLY FUCK SHIT FUCK MCDONELDZ
Trippy shit huh?
Hmm, that video, i know the original song, IM on failtalk if you want it!
The original song you say 'ey? Give it to me tomorrow why dontcha?
Shooting a plane with a rocket launcher seems horrible illogical, yet funny nonetheless, Why not use regular rifles? Plane too far?
Well a rifle wouldn't be very effective on a plane now would it?
A rocket launcher is much more efficient and gives incredible and immediate results.
I don't get how it is violently hilarious. I just know that Moses is gonna do something bout it.
Moses is my name and I guess to regard this type of stuff as funny you'd have to have a certain type of humor.
Oh well, move along then son. Nothing here for you to see.
Well, yeah. OF COURSE, HOW SILLY OF ME.
Yes, quite silly. XD
AH HA!
I could link you too it but that wouldn't be worth the suspense so you have to wait till i get back home which is tomorrow or Monday, make sure to bounce people extra for for me while im not there!
Done and done.
The following express incredible LOL moments for me:
this professor was a old woman that looked alarmingly like Mrs. Doubtfire
to jump the curb and mow down unassuming, presumably innocent pedestrians
As one of Miami's finest crashed to his knees in his pinnacle experience of man pain
What a great read, thanks for that.
Glad you enjoyed it man.
I will be posting the second installment from that journal very shortly...
LOL!!! XD
I loved
"Today my neighbors threw me a ticker tape parade. They were celebrating the end of their torment caused by those infernal planes flying over their head. It was really cool, I felt like a hero."
Stay tuned for the next installment. It gets worse... haha
Woo ... hoo :D
=D Hey now.....
hahaha! i have a problem with planes too! I live near an airport so i can hear them all friggin day. And when i sleep, instead of counting sheep, i count how many airplanes fly over my house.
I'm telling you man, it was terrible. You couldn't even hold a conversation outdoors during peak hours it was just plane after plane after plane. Forget about watching TV with the window open. Imfuckingpossible man.
Thank god I bought a house and moved the fuck out of there.
Scalene
stfu with your emo shit, faggot.
fuck off newgrounds and stop posting emo shit. nobody likes you emo faggot. :)
EyeLovePoozy
cry1, cry2, emocut, EMOCUT!