I'm a motherfucker.
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Posted by EyeLovePoozy - August 26th, 2008
Hey guys, I'd like to thank you all for your support and I'll see you guys at the polls....
Let's turn this country around and set her in the right direction once and for all.
Check out this news cast I was linked to that shows all the support I've been getting from you guys:
VOTE POOZY
Here's a screen shot of a paltalk chat room made about my candidacy.
Poozy, if elected, would you please just nuke china already?
I'd nuke those slanty eyed, yellow fucks right off of the planet.
With their lead tainted toys and ravenous appetite for my gasoline....
Cocksuckers
POOZY FOR PREZ! That way he can make sure everyone gets TomsPulp'd!
*deletes your ass*
BOO POOZY, go FEMALE PRESIDENT.
My pussy is at least 3 times thicker than yours is.
I don't know if I should be scared or horny.
Definitely scorny, definitely.
ALL HAIL POOZY!!!
DESTROYER OF THOSE COCKSUCKING ASIANS!!!!
*gives you a parcel of land and a hoe to till it with*
*votes*
hmm.. guess i have nothing funny to add to that
well, cya
=D
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How long did that video take you to make?
I didn't make it.
Will you make prostitution and rape, legal or mandatory?
Only in the ghetto's.
You have my vote!
And my pussy is MUCH thicker than yours.
I doubt it, I hear you have the skinniest pussy on all of NG.
Also, see you at the polls, constituent!
I vote for you Poozy.
*hands you a cigar and a button*
Yeah, right. Ask Lykashimyo. He knows how thick and juicy my pussy is.
I bet he does. In fact I bet you and him cross pussies once a week.
If you get elected, I'd go Lee Harvey Oswald on you.
You don't have the balls beav- I mean sockmydink!
Your pussy is only thick because of all the hymen, VIRG.
YEAH SLAYER3751!!!! YOUR PUSSY IS SO THICK BECAUSE OF ALL THE HYMEN!!!
Can I be the the first Black vice prez? :D
Sure.
SLAPPY FOR VP '08!
Hell yeah poozy 08 Why?!?! BECAUSE HE SAID MOTHER FUCKER!
Parlux for secretary of defense!
My lungs are going to explode!This is truly epic!Whoever made this needs an award for sheer lulz!
*BBR for Prez*
Who the fuck is BBR?
You're kind of a shitty mod
I can live with that.
But you are definitely a shitty user, can you live with that?
If you were president, would you nuke Africa?
No way man. What about the clapping man?!? He's cool people.
I am an Australian
can I still vote for you?
we are in need to kick out our PM kevin rudd
Yeah sure. Call Bush and his cronies and ask how they got dubbya into office. I'm sure they could figure out some way for you to vote.
TheJamoke
With Poozy at the helm, you know there will be many a satisfied intern under that desk.
EyeLovePoozy
I would destroy all Lewinski's that would be brave enough to catch the twisted spic dick in their honey pots.