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I am weak and apparently am going to die with nicotine stained fingers and lung cancer.
Posted by EyeLovePoozy Jan. 3, 2008 @ 12:23 PM ESTNot even a week into this new year and I have already failed.
I started smoking again.
It doesn't look like I'm going to be able to quit this habit on my own.
I'm gonna have to go back to do the lazer therapy treatment again.
Now all I need to do is find time and $200.
On a lighter note I've been wearing my seatbelt everytime and I called my mother yesterday.
Also I'm trying to do at least 2 barrel rolls a day.
Joke of the week?
A drunken man at a party goes up to the host and asks:
Do you have green toilet paper that says FUCK YOU?
The host confused replies "No I don't".
The drunk then says "Oh shit, in that case I think I wiped my ass with your parrot."
/insert rimshot here.
*much histerical laughter, maniacal clapping and urine soaking of pants ensues*
Here's a cool picture I took from the apex of my crane. That's the Miami river you see to the right. Lots of bikini clad women go floating by while sunning on the decks of yachts. That's when I whip out my handy-dandy binoculars. I also have a police issue PA system installed on my crane so when I see some drunken chicks going by on those expensive boats. I key up my micrphone and yell "show your tits!". Sometimes it works, most of the time it doesn't.
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I always make 'em and end up breaking 'em.
This year I'll try harder.
-No more cigarettes. (that's the biggie)
-Call my mother more often.
-Use my seatbelt everytime.
*edit*
-Do many barrel rolls. (but don't post about them on bbs. instaban and all)
hate little shits that start shitty threads or make shitty posts.
I wish I could hate you ALL to death.
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