I thought this video was pretty sweet, check it out.

He feels good about himself and his singing.

DESTROY HIM!

Absinthe in now legal once again in the USA.

I for one plan on becoming more familiar with that bitch.

I've heard horror stories about people hallucinating and going crazy. But the one time I tried it in Iceland all I felt was an awesome mellow accompanied by a buzz. It also takes like fucking shit man, seriously.

The place where I bought this mini bottle from also sells this sort of standing pitcher with two valves for pouring. They come with a set of glasses and "special" utensils for holding the sugar cube as your pour the absinthe over it then set it on fire. It's like $100 but I'm pretty sure I'll end up buying it because it looks pretty sweet. If I remember I'll take a pic of it and include it here for your viewing pleasure.

The GURU OF HATE and the mortal Earth bound GOD OF DRUMS folds paper like a girl.

He bleeds on the innocent and has had atrocities occur to his body yet makes prissy folds in paper to turn them into pretty things.

The man and legend known as FUNKbrs made immaculate dainty folds into a piece of paper and then placed it in a contraption made on the spot by him inside of a large envelope and addressed to to Ira L. Poozenstein.

A week later I received this, an epic origami hawk that now guards my PC...

WITHIN THE NEXT 2-3 DAYS. I WILL BE CHOOSING MY SUBSTITUTE.

Many of you have made convincing arguments. I've contacted some of you but have not had the time to contact ALL of the BEST CANDIDATES. If you feel in your heart that you are truly the best candidate. I need you to contact jadetheassassin.

"She" has volunteered to help me make a decision here and I thank "her" very much for "her" help.

What I want from the most qualified applicants is for them to make their best pitch as far as why you feel you are the best MOD substitute in the form of a PM to MS. jadetheassassin. Jadetheassassin will then help me choose the winner.

Good luck guys and girls and god help the winner if he/she fucks up....

Remember that only the users that are 100% sure that they can fill in for me should bother contacting Jade. May the best cunt win!

(Thanks for the help, Jade)

It might be you!

I'll be flying to London in January and I wont be able to mod like I usually do for about a week. So I figure that I'll let one of you guys mod for me while I'm away. I'll give the winner my password and that person would log in as me and moderate just like I would. You'll have to keep up with my ban quota and pwn noobs really hard..... If you don't think you can do that, don't even bother applying. If you think you're up for the task. Explain why here and express your opinion on why I should choose you to mod for me while I'm gone.

Please express your opinion on why you feel you'd be the best candidate and back up your claims.

May the best cunt win...

That's what I thought to myself as I browsed the aisle of motorized vehicles for kids at the Toys-R-Us store. They all looked shitty and flimsy. That is of course till I saw this bad ass mother fucker.

Most Power Wheels type cars are 12volts, have one shitty little motor to power both drive wheels and are crappy as all hell and cheaply built. This $900 dynamo has a 24volt system with a battery the size of a car's, two beefy motors one for each drive wheel, independent rear suspension and has a top speed of 71/2 MPH. It also can drive in reverse, has a AM/FM radio/mp3 player, two cup holders and bucket seats with seat belts.

The store clerk offered to have it built for me for an additional $120. I naturally scoffed and built it myself. The hardest part was getting all the stickers just right... Everything else just kind of popped into place.

My kid is a lucky little fucker. I just hope that he appreciates it one day.

One of you fucks made a thread...

I am considering letting the thread continue and then banning everybody that posted in it.
What do you cunts think about that?

Go fuck yourself.

I can't remember the last time I felt more patriotic. I hope he doesn't get dead.