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EyeLovePoozy
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Wait..... THAT IS TolstoyKafkaEvsky's video title: My philosophical objections to viacom

Well there you go....

Can I suck your Crane? =3

How should I know. Can you?

umthat is pretty much what I would be asking
sorry terrible at my wording

As far as I know you can make all the animal noises you wish without fear of reprisal or consequence.

...you abused your power. how rude.

That is your opinion and you are entitled to it.

Would you like to elaborate on your opinion while simultaneously loading my ban extending gun for me?

Snorlax is a gigantic Pokémon with a huge body somewhat in%uFEFF the shape of a bear. Snorlax has been said to weigh over 1/2 of a ton on the Pokémon cards. and a face with pointed ears that resemble a cat. It has a large off white colored belly with the rest of its skin being either dark or bright blue. Snorlax is a very lazy creature which sleeps almost constantly one of the few reason it will wake up is to eat. Having an enormous appetite, it will devour almost anything, even moldy and rotten food.

*doubles your ban*

Bulbasaur is a small, squat, vaguely reptilian Pokémon that move on all four legs, and have light blue-green bodies with darker blue-green spots. As a Bulbasaur undergoes evolution into Ivysaur and then later into Venusaur, the bulb on its back blossoms into a flower. when the seed on a Bulbasaur's back is planted at birth, it then sprouts and grows larger as the Bulbasaur grows.The bulb growth continues during evolution into Ivysaur and then Venusaur, and as Bulbasaur evolve, they become stronger and more powerful. also the bulb absorbs sunlight which makes it grow, for this reason, Bulbasaur enjoy soaking up the sun's rays,and can survive for days without eating because the bulb stores energy.

*triples your ban*

well, i hope you know how to swim...

Why's that?

May I Jack your Crane? I wish to learn from you.

Well first you must snatch the stone from my hand grasshopper.

because cranes keep on failing... what if one fails and you fall in a lake or something?

Then I'm a dead mother fucker.

Go jack off your crane you.. Crane jacker!

*jacks my crane while logged into youporn*

When all of the vaginas in the world dry up, what happens?

Then we break out the KY. That's unless you meant disappeared. In that case I kill myself and guys like you go gay, big time...

lmao

Great answer. :)

=D

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Hello.

sup

You're gonna jack off your crane?

Furiously.

TADA! new blog, but lame blog.

youre such a fucktard... and you love it, which makes u even more pathetic

Suck me sideways fag. You know you wanna....

whats wrong with your voice? ure 30 and sound like that? lmfao

That's not me stupid. HAHAHAHA

DIE FROM HURRICANE IKE, BRO?!

Barely ruffled the leaves on my trees.

Holy shit, I was just watching Jojo's Bizzare Adventure and Dio did "Za Warudo" and I had an awesome thought about you having a signature move called "Za Curanu". ... Are you able to do that? 'Cause than you would be more than Awesome, you would be godly.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

"cast says:

When all of the vaginas in the world dry up, what happens?
Sep. 12, 2008 | 7:05 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Then we break out the KY. That's unless you meant disappeared. In that case I kill myself and guys like you go gay, big time...
"

i almost pissed my pants laughing... LOL

HAHA

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