You spent $900 on your son's Christmas present? God damn are you generous.
I'm a motherfucker.
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Well I figure why spend half that much on something that is a piece of shit and he will outgrow quickly? This one has a weight capacity of 150lbs and is recommended for no younger than five years old. My son is three....
Money well spent I hope, haha.
I wanna see a pic of you inside it. I demand a pic of you inside it.
Don't hold your breath.
How you doin Satan
Just fine... Did your mother get that nice little dress I sent her?
Go cry about it
Done and done. Go sniff your mom's panties to detect my "tears".
Taste it for extra cool points...
How old is your son?
three
And this is why you make America, NG blogs, and banners all across the country ten times better.
HAHA
Just doin' my job man, just doin' my job.
I had hotwheels when I was young.
:C
Luckies.
I loved me some Hot Wheels while I was growing up.
Do you have to pay child support?
Nope.
So how bout we take that baby out and find somewhere dark and secluded to park???
You keep talking like that and you just may end up with more penis than you'll know what to do with.
What? All I had when i was a kid was a Tire and a stick.
Join the club.
goddamnit I want one of those so bad.
*jealous*
Why do you deserve it? All I see is sassiness on your part....
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrolin'
Cuz they know my father's Poozy
they know my father's Poozy
they know my father's Poozy
they know my father's Poozy
they know my father's Poozy
My music's so loud
Dad's banning
They hope they don't get pwn'd by Poozy
don't get pwn'd by Poozy
don't get pwn'd by Poozy
don't get pwn'd by Poozy
I will make that the default tune pumped through the speakers, thank you.
Countless days spent on my Jeep power wheel, it was bitchin' and yellow. Fuck Yeah! I wasn't a bad driver myself. Then again, kinda hard not to be when you go 2 mph.
Seems to me like your car sucked.
The one I got my kid does 7 1/2 MPH with two kids in it, haha.
Because I'd like to look silly while driving a motorized vehicle that I never had as a kid. Had a big blocky plastic one, and that was about it.
:(
Please?
I wish I had a piece of shit car like yours when I was a kid.
Of course I'll buy you one sweetheart. Come sit on Poozy's lap... That's a good girl.
*puts one hand on your inner left thigh and plays with your hair with the other*
Will you enjoy playing with your new car?
ROFL!! nice one... i like it
I bet.
love the new banner poozy. but those your kid deserve this toy?
No, no he doesn't.
I be good girl, Santa Poozy. I promise!
mmmmm
That's a good girl, you smell good. What would you like for Christmas this year?
Also, nevermind that thing poking you in the leg.
I changed my mind about you. Abuse of power is fun.
Still don't give a fuck.
My family was poor when I was that age. But I had a red car with a yellow top. It had no motor though...It was like a flintstones car.
I didn't have anything either when I was a kid.
SymbolCymbal
Your kid is lucky as hell.. when i was a kid i didnt even get a friggin bike unitl my GRANDMA gave me here sky blue banana seat bike....I still miss that bike... you know.. your first bike means alot to ya when yer a kid.
But a first POWER WHEELS... Hes gonna wanna be yer best friend for that you know..
unless hes an ungratefull little shit.. Then you can go ride it and force him to watch you.. but all in all .. good dad move ....seriously
EyeLovePoozy
He really is lucky man. I think I may be spoiling him with this gift, haha. But I grew up dirt poor and never could have anything like that so I feel I should give him what I can because life is short,
I counteract the spoiling thing with very strict discipline...