I fucked your kid and swallowed. What ya gunna do?
I'm a motherfucker.
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Ban you from the BBS.
Did it come with a manual to put it together?
Yeah but it was kinda dodgy.
I guess you lose something in translation from Italian to English.
Holy shit I always wanted one of those but my parents were piss scared I would drive it into oncoming traffic. Shit I think I would still try to squeeze my ass into one of those just for another taste of my childhood. GO GO POWER WHEELS
Please do not insult the vehicle. Power Wheels are pieces of shit compared to what I bought him. That being said....
You could actually drive that bad boy. If I removed the roll cage (4 screws) and the seats (4 screws) You be able to sit comfortably using the storage space in back as a seat. As long as you don't weigh much more than 150lbs that is.
Damn it but it is true:
Another post of truth, they were happy until you came along but no you just had to be born you waste of space. You do know they both wanted you aborted but your parents are so stupid they thought that they could abort up till 8 months pregnancy, they couldn't afford to abort you at the begining so they waited but it was to late and your mum shat out what came to be known as you.
While it might be true we can not condone suggesting suicide.
Did you have to delete the post?
Yes.
I hate people who are like omg wahhh my parents are splitting up, i lost my Dad they should be grateful they have both theirfucking parents and there's kids in africa who have neither and they have to take care of their brothers and sisters they are the really unlucky ones. So people like that guy really annoy the hell out of me.
I can understand the way you feel about it. Just you shouldn't have expressed yourself in the fashion you did is all I'm saying.
Jesus! Now I don't feel so bad anymore about spoiling the shit out of Conor. That thing is insane! ... I'm looking into it.
It's expensive as all hell.
Three times more expensive than a crappy ass Power Wheels.
Your kids gonna flip out man! I remember when I got a GI Joe power wheel when I was a kid and walking into the room and just being completely shocked.
I know he'll love it. He's shot the fuck out when it comes to cars and stuff.
He's gonna be knee deep.
In shit? What do you mean?
Yeah, well... I only have one, so I might as well spoil him just incase another one comes along.
That's one way to think of it. It definitely will last a long time.
You, my good sir, are an asshole.
What's your point?
Well he comes to Newgrounds for help he's not the sharpest tool in the shed is he?
Stop being a fucking idiot.
I took my four year old cousin on a go-kart ride around my property once. He was steering and I was using the pedals. If you think 7.5mph will be enough for a three year old, just wait until he turns four and starts wanting to go 25mph!
:3
HAHA
That wont be happening anytime soon.
Jealous.
Can you be my daddy?
Sure.
But remember not to tell mommy about our secret play time games, ok?
Your son is going to get all the bitches and hoes
Like father like son.
It needs stickers that say assorted things...
Like...
"BANNED"
"Lil' Poozy"
"I fucked your mommy"
And other obscene things.
It already has tons of stickers.
If you feel like making stickers like the ones you described. Not only will I put them on my sons play thing. I'll put them on my crane and across town AND post pictures of me doing so.
<a href="http://www.modelmayhem.com/lilianrose">http://www.modelmayhem.com/lilianrose </a>
since i had to sign off of stickam --^
All you had to do was do what you were told. It's not like asked you to finger your pussy... For fucks sake there are several pics of you doing exactly what I asked of you on that link.
You disappointed me.
Everyone is going to like worship your kid
all the little kids just being like "CAN I TRY" then him
NO YOUR BANNED!
Good job poozy, good job. I hope he has fun
He'lll have fun all right.
Give junior a pat on the back and tell him he's lucky after he jizzes all over the place.
"Jizzes all over the place"? He's a fucking toddler man... HAHA
He'll love it for a week, tops. Then not give a fuck about it for all eternity.
kiljoy96
wow
i wish i had a car lol
EyeLovePoozy
Sell your ass and use the proceeds to fund you dream.