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EyeLovePoozy
I'm a motherfucker.

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Hard Knocks Univ.

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lmao

lmFao

HOLY FUCK! The one mighty big bill you got there...are you proud of it? :O

I actually put it away for future lulz.

can you teach some insympathetic guys some lessons?
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/985883">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9 85883</a>

nah

and i thought my sak's bill was high...

hmm Seems like you and Mrs. Paliin have similar tastes then.

That's Good For Your Dumbass.

<3

What's that? That they made a mistake and I'm only paying what I owe, $30?

Yeah I could agree with that.
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that happened to me last month. Although not as high. Apparently when I got the $5 unlimited net for my phone...it wasn't really unlimited and was sucking up my minutes for no good reason. Then we changed our phone numbers to a NH number and they were like "oh, well you can only use this many minutes a week now..despite the fact you have like 400 minutes left from your 700 minute plan) and then charged us like crazy overage minutes...I screamed and yelled and got it down to $119, but then it didn't change on our online bill so I called again and the lady was like "you still owe $40...whoever told you that amount was wrong" ugh.

I also heard about a kid who got his parents a $19,000 phone bill by using the internet card for his laptop in canada. ATT is fucked up. at least verizon only charged me $300

That fucking sucks man.
Perhaps you should have used more profanity when you called them?

I also got raped while using my laptop in Montreal man.
But there was no talking my way out of that one. Rampant cursing or no..

yeah, i'd shop with that crazy bitch anyday.

I bet you would. Especially if the GOP was footing the bill.

Did you hear about the $150,000 they spent on her and her family's wardrobe makeover?

of course. i am a democrat amidst a bunch of republicans. i get berated almost everyday. i have to hold my own.

Well let me give you some good news.

Here in Florida (swing state) people have been standing in lines waiting for their turn to vote for hours everyday and most of them are voting Obama... SWEET

That's the single greatest story I've ever heard. Bravo. Braaavo.

100% true.

good, because i know two other obama supporters other than myself here in GA. that's it. i just pretend i'm voting in philly with all of my friends.

Well spread the word over there. Tell 'em in the places where it really counts....

McCain is sucking cock and Obama is being treated like a celebrity.
He made an appearance the other day about 15 blocks from my crane
and I swear to god the throngs of supporters boggled the damn mind...

McCain and his ding bat, try hard wouldn't show their face here if they knew what was good for them. On the news here we also hear about rampant McCain/Pailin sign theft and defacement.

He's not wanted....
Not even by the staunch Rep., old school Cubans.

Next time you get a high bill, just tell them you're a newgrounds mod, they'll give you a discount.

o rly?

Yes.

oh ok.

I must have missed that when I read through the manual.

=D

And thats why you never get a iPhone

Don't be ridiculous.

''Don't be ridiculous.''

Another brilliant life lesson from Poozy.
Now I know.

And knowing is half the battle son.

What was your mother's cell phone number again?

yeah, i might get rolled on when i go to vote. i should probably go equipped.

you're not rooting for the rays are you, florida man? : P

Motherfuck the rays.

I'm from Brooklyn sweetcheeks, I just live here.

i know, i know. i was just double checking to make sure we didn't have some sort of problem here. : P

Well, who do you root for?

*cocks back hand*

Thats why you dont download porn on the Iphone.

Shut the fuck up stupid.

This is a very complicated case, Poozy. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man.

Not sure wtf you're on about man.

the phillies, duh. and the eagles and the sixers. the flyers can bite me.

Fuck everything you typed right there. Fuck it right where it breathes.

Mets, Giants and the Knicks is what I am sure you meant to type. Also, Rangers..

ooh, i guess that just made matters worse, brooklyn boy.

Look..

Perhaps you're entitled to your preferences. I'm just saying, that by the time I'm done with you. You will cheering, at the top of your lungs, for what I've typed...

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