Exploiting the innocent.

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Exploiting the innocent.

Posted by EyeLovePoozy - December 15th, 2010

I have been toying with the idea of allowing you shitheads to decide the fate of innocent creatures that find themselves in my path.

I used to do this occasionally on paltalk.

The most vocal and insistent participant was always Gagsy.
Poor lil Brit loves all of God's creatures apparently...

Basically in a nut shell what happens is:

1. Some fucking thing with a pulse looks at me sideways.
2. I trap said thing.
3. I let you guys vote on its destiny.

The atrocities I usually plan for them are horrific.

They tend to be things such as:

1. Can snakes scream?
2. Can Bees cry?
3. Can stray kittens wish they were never born?

etc etc

You catch my drift, I imagine.

Basically what I'm asking is if I should do this on a regular basis here on my userpage.

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Addict 2010-12-15 01:06:57

I understand that you have an addiction to vodka.

Pass the russian beverage?

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-15 01:06:57

Weren't you about to kill yourself the other day, then deleted your shitty newspost?

Also, I don't appreciate Vodka for the most part but when I do indulge I choose Ketel One.

FYI

N-Zo 2010-12-15 01:17:37

Thats fucking horrible!

Stomp a spider to death for me...

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-15 01:17:37

You are the second user to respond to this news post without answering whether or not I should start this "series".

SteelChair 2010-12-15 01:28:16

Start this series.

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-15 01:28:16

The way it would work is on a yes/no vote scenario.

How would you vote if for instance I had a snake trapped in a jar named "Snakey Mc Gorbachev" and I was going to find out whether or not snakes can scream by slicing it down its belly and pouring industrial grade, ground salt into said groove while it was very much still alive?

SteelChair 2010-12-15 01:36:21

I would vote yes, because in a way it is scientific. But you would need some sort of safety gear or protection. Am I right?

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-15 01:36:21

Safety gear for bugs/creatures found around my properties?

Probably not man...

SteelChair 2010-12-15 01:40:58

Just don't turn this into some cereal killer bullshit.

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-15 01:40:58

Serial killer bullshit?

It's a ballot that allows the people to decide the fate of innocent creatures.

Ask The old school Paltalk people whether or not I freed the critters that were voted free.

SteelChair 2010-12-15 01:49:24

I just mean don't fucking go completely insane or addicted to doing it then decide to test it on people.

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-15 01:49:24

Although really tempting in many instances ie: pedo's, stock brokers, wall street fat cats, lagamuffin etc, I wouldn't be capable of doing anything like that to a person.

Oliver 2010-12-15 01:55:27

This is horrible.

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-15 01:55:27

No it isn't.

It's a chance for a critter to experience life on the immediate razor edged precipice of the bottomless gaping maw of the pit.

Also, it provides a place where pansies' opinions count for more than diddly squat.

JadeTheAssassin 2010-12-15 02:36:40

half-half.

mainly go after wasps and hornets. maybe seth rogen dressed up as the green hornet.

amirite

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-15 02:36:40

Wasps and hornets would be open game if operation "Will it Blend" goes forward but it's wont be limited to just bugs.

JadeTheAssassin 2010-12-15 14:16:36

blend a bunch of them with adrenaline.

see if a person allergic to bees will withstand.

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-15 14:16:36

You mean make a bug and adrenaline shake and have someone drink it?

Galneda 2010-12-16 06:22:41

...Is that legal?

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-16 06:22:41

Probably. lol

BrokenPaw 2010-12-16 16:24:20

No don't start this "series" please.

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-16 16:24:20

Duly noted.

Addict 2010-12-16 16:47:18

Friday is a faggot

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-16 16:47:18

Probably. He definitely is an angsty, attention whoring emo douche though.

beer 2010-12-16 21:02:06

woah man looks like you're still a badass

6Imm6ortal6 2010-12-17 00:39:10

If you were to start this series you should probably have a limit.
Torturing a household pet is a lot different than some snake or bee.
Just my 2 cents.

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-17 00:39:10

We have a long haired hamster named Shaky that gets bathed once a week, brushed every day and has $100's of dollars of top of the line toys and treats.

He's my little buddy.

Even if he weren't I've invested too much money in his fuzzy little ass to hurt or off him.

SupraAddict 2010-12-17 23:48:21

You're a sick, sick fuck poozy.

P.S. good luck setting up your xmas tree in your crane tower.

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-17 23:48:21

Setting the tree up in on the counter deck of the crane is easy as hell man. When the other crane is higher than mine I have it fly up everything I need WAY before Christmas.

After that it takes about 20 minutes of effort to set it up and another 10 to make sure the wind doesn't take it.

Imlunchboxx 2010-12-18 14:44:16

lol jesus

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-18 14:44:16

I'll take that as a yes.

36Holla 2010-12-18 17:43:23

Can an ant under a microscope burning a sun ray into it comprehend that it has never had a sense of individuality?

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-18 17:43:23

hmmm good one...

*writes that shit down*

tehslaphappy 2010-12-18 18:36:28

I'm 16, so I don't know much about life.

ajajaja

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-18 18:36:28

I'll take that as a yes.

Galneda 2010-12-19 06:12:11

Eh, I love kitties. Hate spiders and wasps and the likes...do what you will to the arachnids, spare the adorable mammals for fags like me.

EyeLovePoozy 2010-12-19 06:12:11

Whatever I catch in my backyard dude.

Galneda 2010-12-19 06:13:15

...and insects...bugs are fair-game because there's too many of 'em.

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