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I'm a motherfucker.

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Hard Knocks Univ.

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Posted by EyeLovePoozy - November 20th, 2010


BITCH I TOLD YOU CANNONS AT 66%

Still afk.

Had a blast with your mom at the beach. Gave her plenty of cab fare so she'll be home soon. If you notice her queefing around the house, don't worry too much about it. That shit'll tighten back up in a couple of days.

Me, I'm just gonna keep chillin' here for a while and hit the local joints. I hear they make killer Slow and Comfortable Fucks. So I'll be mackin' da sippy sippy, in the meantime, you shit heads better be behaving...

Love,
Daddy

P.S. \/ \/ Quit making that face, then get off the computer and do your homework.

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Comments (7)

But... I have to type out my homework... :(

No. Fuck you man, it's Saturday.

Have fun with your remaining years, Moses.

P.S. Happy Trails in the real world.

This is intriguing. By now it's obvious you're doing a countdown.
THE SUSPENSE.

You get the hell over here right now. Right now I say!

I imagine Poozy is gonna leave after 1.

Well Poozy, it would appear you are CHARGIN' YER LAZAR!!

Pew!