BITCH I TOLD YOU CANNONS AT 66%
Had a blast with your mom at the beach. Gave her plenty of cab fare so she'll be home soon. If you notice her queefing around the house, don't worry too much about it. That shit'll tighten back up in a couple of days.
Me, I'm just gonna keep chillin' here for a while and hit the local joints. I hear they make killer Slow and Comfortable Fucks. So I'll be mackin' da sippy sippy, in the meantime, you shit heads better be behaving...
P.S. \/ \/ Quit making that face, then get off the computer and do your homework.