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EyeLovePoozy

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Two.

Posted by EyeLovePoozy - November 20th, 2010

BITCH I TOLD YOU CANNONS AT 66%

Still afk.

Had a blast with your mom at the beach. Gave her plenty of cab fare so she'll be home soon. If you notice her queefing around the house, don't worry too much about it. That shit'll tighten back up in a couple of days.

Me, I'm just gonna keep chillin' here for a while and hit the local joints. I hear they make killer Slow and Comfortable Fucks. So I'll be mackin' da sippy sippy, in the meantime, you shit heads better be behaving...

Love,
Daddy

P.S. \/ \/ Quit making that face, then get off the computer and do your homework.

Two.

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Sheizenhammer Nov 20, 2010

But... I have to type out my homework... :(

GeneralPlanet Nov 20, 2010

No. Fuck you man, it's Saturday.

Addict Nov 20, 2010

Have fun with your remaining years, Moses.

P.S. Happy Trails in the real world.

Mich Nov 20, 2010

This is intriguing. By now it's obvious you're doing a countdown.
THE SUSPENSE.

BrokenPaw Nov 20, 2010

You get the hell over here right now. Right now I say!

TheJungleBunny Nov 20, 2010

Well Poozy, it would appear you are CHARGIN' YER LAZAR!!

Pew!