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Uncle FUNK's gift to me.

Posted by EyeLovePoozy - January 29th, 2009

The GURU OF HATE and the mortal Earth bound GOD OF DRUMS folds paper like a girl.

He bleeds on the innocent and has had atrocities occur to his body yet makes prissy folds in paper to turn them into pretty things.

The man and legend known as FUNKbrs made immaculate dainty folds into a piece of paper and then placed it in a contraption made on the spot by him inside of a large envelope and addressed to to Ira L. Poozenstein.

A week later I received this, an epic origami hawk that now guards my PC...

Uncle FUNK's gift to me.

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Gamepro23 2009-01-29 19:08:53

Awesome.

Looks good.

WATCHurFLAG 2009-01-29 19:11:37

Can I have it, Please?!

EyeLovePoozy 2009-01-29 19:11:37

Trade?

igott 2009-01-29 19:13:19

Wait. What? Does it eat people?

blackabyss763 2009-01-29 20:13:46

Please explain to us how to fold paper like a man, then. If the guru of hate folds paper like a girl, then surely he will doom us all by animating his origami pets, and making an army of paper-winged animals to wreak havoc upon the world. If doing this is girly, then I know not of any manly thing left in the world.

EyeLovePoozy 2009-01-29 20:13:46

Funk is the man. He folds paper like a girl yet does so in a manly fashion.

SoulMaster71 2009-01-29 20:48:52

Hmm, he never seemed the origami type to me. Shows how even the most hateful, heartless, thinks-he's-the-inspiration-for-all-o f-4/7/711chan's-raid-and-hate, sociopathic motherfucker can have an artistic and peaceful pastime.

DevourerJay 2009-01-29 21:18:57

that is pretty cool...

StuffyOne 2009-01-29 21:51:59

Eh, I still think the T-Rex with Bob's hat is better.

EyeLovePoozy 2009-01-29 21:51:59

That fucker is the the man.

BostonClock 2009-01-29 21:58:53

Things pretty awesome man.

EyeLovePoozy 2009-01-29 21:58:53

Yeah, FUNK's the man.

Sectus 2009-01-29 23:08:23

That is AWESOME! tell me how to do it?!?!

EyeLovePoozy 2009-01-29 23:08:23

Ask FUNKbrs.

b-29er 2009-01-29 23:23:35

wait...YOU are a MOD!!! i could have confused you for an adult video poster. change your image. you're a mod, not a spammer.

StuffyOne 2009-01-30 00:21:50

Hey Ira L. Poozenstein, I want a rubber band ball like the one in the picture, that looks like it is about to topple over the hawk. Also, yes, that T-Rex is the man.

EyeLovePoozy 2009-01-30 00:21:50

I stole that rubber band ball fair and square and wont give it away for free.

Sinitech 2009-01-30 00:43:22

Wow, if you didn't say it was a hawk beforehand, I would've never guessed that's what it is. I'm not hatin, though, I can't do anything that creative.

Also, why does everyone hate you? It makes me ='(

EyeLovePoozy 2009-01-30 00:43:22

I kinda thin it looks like a dragon to be honest man.

StuffyOne 2009-01-30 00:47:11

I'll mail you can of moderately warm 7Up for the rubber band ball.

EyeLovePoozy 2009-01-30 00:47:11

The rubber band ball is not available for sale or trade. :p

StuffyOne 2009-01-30 01:10:45

Fine. :( I'll just go rubberband ball - less. Or I'll make one for myself! and fail miserably.

Baranar 2009-01-30 01:14:26

Origami cawk for that origami hawk.

Lolwut.

EyeLovePoozy 2009-01-30 01:14:26

Stop being gay.

Sinitech 2009-01-30 01:26:08

Assuming it was you that deleted that complete failure of a thread I made, thanks.

Drugged 2009-01-30 01:28:50

Have my children.

EyeLovePoozy 2009-01-30 01:28:50

Your poor father....

tehslaphappy 2009-01-30 06:33:19

Damn, how long did it take to make?

You know?

EyeLovePoozy 2009-01-30 06:33:19

Ask FUNK.

StuffyOne 2009-01-30 10:24:24

This thread sure is generating a lot of questions towards FUNKbrs.

EyeLovePoozy 2009-01-30 10:24:24

Anybody that has any "questions" should not ask them via the internet but rather to his face.

StuffyOne 2009-01-30 10:24:53

Oh look, I said thread instead of news posts. My mind is fried.

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