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high fidelity and, an extra just incase i'm having a good time, ferris bueller's day off.

OMG OMG. Ferris Buellers day off is one of my favorite movies of all time. Bring that one for sure. If I'm channel surfing and I come across it, I watch it every time. I must have seen that movie 100 times at least. What's your favorite part?

I never heard of high fidelity before though. You recommend?

High Fidelity is a great movie (btw im not spying on you or anything I promise lulz)

just dropping by to show you this, <a href="http://media.putfile.com/bw-stickfight">http://media.putfile.com/bw-stickfigh t</a> . :X

anywho its got John Cusack and such, its a very good movie.

Yeah that's what my new friend and all time favorite NG'er said. She's bringing High fideilty over and we're gonna watchify it while eating chocolate cake and drinking milk. Then we're gonna watch Ferris Buellers day off and we're gonna be laughing so hard we're gonna have to bust out with our lollerskates and skate all over the house.

Also, I watched stickfight and I like where it's going man.

Okay, that shit is seriously off the hook,
I'd probably end up dying if I was up there.
Or end up puking, whichever came first.

Seriously, awesome picture.
Also, tits FTW.

You wouldn't die man. It's the best seat in the house. Especially when the air show is in town. All those multi-million dollar planes zooming by my crane breaking the sound barrier while being a football field or two away from me is fuckin' A awesome. Plus I have a mini-fridge, microwave, 360, and a small plasma to play it on. I'm on my laptop up in my crane right now responding to your comment as we speak.

Also for the win me thinks not.

How about sweater kittens, headlights, fun bags, milk makers, dick warmers, nuzzle nooks, baby feeders, daddy pleasers FTW!!!!

Well, gamertag NAO1
Also, sounds like a mind changer.
I'd deff go up there there, no pukage.

Just chill with some airplanes flying beside me, playing Halo, haha.

I'm hardly ever on live anymore since I got GH3 for my PS3. I'm obsessed with TTFATF right now. But my gamertag is HorzCoq.

Being in the crane is not all fun and games though. Most of the time I have the lives of men in my hands and I have to deal with the icompetence and stupidity of the same people I can kill with the flick of the wrist. Day in and day out.

Ahh, that would kinda suck, hard.
Especially if you did end up killing one of them.
Then you'd be like "Nah, nah, it's not even like that, it was an accident. I told him not to but he did anyways, and everything was just a blur"

Or something like that.

Well I haven't hurt or killed anybody until now during the past nine years operating these cranes. The only way to do that is to be uber alert and realize that the idiot on the ground giving you the incorrect signal is wrong and then do what he really needs wether he knows it or not.

A good example being him telling me to swing right when he really means left etc.

i know! i went to visit family for thanksgiving and their kids had never seen the movie so we rented it. we seriously watched it 4 times in a day and a half. so classic. my favourite scene is when cameron is talking to mr. rooney on the telephone pretending to be mr. peterson. CLASSIC!

and the parade scene... of course.

Yeah and Ferris keeps hitting cameron, LOL.

I have so many favorites it's hard to choose one:

1. Bueller.......Bueller.......Buell er.
2. The sister fiinds the principal at home and yells "I HAVE A SCORCHING CASE OF SYPHILLIS!"
3. AWWWWWWWW SHAKE IT UP BABY NOW.......shake it up baby.

Why are you being a jerk to me all the time, you said you liked the flashes.

- Cyprien

I was being very sarcastic. No one likes spam except spammers.

Also you're an attention whore and no one likes attention whores.

I could go on but I wont.

stop smoking.

NAO!

I wish it were that easy. I'm smoking a cigarette right now as I type this.

I fucking hate this shit.

THAT PORN WAS HILARIOUS

Yeah, It was pretty funny. I starting to think it's all a hoax though.

"You can never quit a vice, only replace it. I stopped smoking and I started drinking coffee constantly. I quit drinking coffee and started playing video games all fucking day. What am I, 15? Now I'm back to smoking."
-Denis Leary

Seatbelts save lives. You ride in my whip, you click the buckle or take the sneaker express.

I fucking hate heights. Not that I'm afraid OF them, more the fall FROM them. You must be a braver man than I.

Anyone shown you their tits yet?
God I love tits.

"I would like to be the mayor of 'Tit Town,' if I could. I would like to drive a big truck full of tits down the tit turnpike right into the middle of Tit Town. I wanna have my own talk show about tits- 'Tit talk.' That's how passionate I am about the tits, I love 'em all."
- Denis Leary

Me too, Denis. Me too.
(He's full of wisdom.)

+5 internets to THEJamoke.
Easily one of the top 5 posts I've ever recieved on any of my blogs.

rofl sneaker express.

I was nervous during my apprenticeship but that was ten years ago. Today it's just as mundane as rolling out of bed and zombie walking to the pisser.
Being jaded blows.

Yes. I've seen plenty of drunken tit flashing. It's friggin TITTASTIC.

roflcopter mayor of tit town
I wouldn't mind being the deputy mayor of Tit Town.

Ahhhh. Denis Leary.
He should be canonized along the other greats such as George Carlin and Lewis Black in the gleaming halls for the bastions of greater justice and common sense.

nice links...im jealous of the whistle...

Don't be jealous man. Go fix your whistle with rages thread.

Hi, I just saw a pair of tits up there and now I'm happy.

Yeah me too.

I just read the other comments, like King Jamoke's about Leary and Tit town and whatnot. I am not jumping on any bandwagon of any sort.

Who's are they?

Those teasingly freckled lucsious ta-ta's belong to the cleavage generous and quite fetching laurengr.

She's a fellow NG'er who also happens to be bob's (mod) sister.
She's into butterflies, beer and skydiving. Whatta catch huh?

You can find a self titled link to her userpage above the picture from my crane.

Flaming judge on sheep

Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?

IDK BOUT YOU BUT I THINK PEDOPHILIA IS PRETTY FUCKED UP

SO WHY DONT WE TROLL THIS FUCKER

<a href="http://fadepuff.newgrounds.com/">http://fadepuff.newgrounds.com/</a>

So my friend its seems that our team are the Champions. Sing it with me. We are the Champions my friend! And will keep on fighting till the end! We are the champions, we are the champions. We are the champions of the Super Bowl!

That was the best superbowl game I have ever seen greenfaerie!!!
I lost my voice screaming while I watched the game at a local bar it was great!!
Also, I won $1000 dollars to boot!

I need help.

What can I help you with?

Hey how are you doin' poozy I'm still working on that damned stickfight I had to take a break cuz school got in the way for a bit but I think it should be done by this weekend.

So how bout that superbowl.

I can't wait to see it man and as far as the superbowl goes. It was the single best football game I have ever watched. Ever.

Why do you have links to all the 13 year olds on the site? D:

ZOMG PEDO!!! XD

They're not all 13 year olds man. What about laurenger, Greenfaerie, Disingenious?

The little kids linked up top are either pretty cool or deserve abuse.
Shitting on little kids happens to be a hobby of mine.

Meh, I just punch em in the face and get it over with.

Yes that works well too. I prefer the falcon variety myself.

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