mothballs 2009-07-29 00:42:35

If I suck your dick will you unban me?

GiantDouche 2009-07-29 00:46:07

Hey Poozy, I'm not saying this to be a dick or anything but I was banned for creating a spam thread by you, and I didn't see any spam values to it. There is no clear definition for spam in the rules but I see it as repeatedly posting "OMGLOL DICKS" or something like that. I felt that my topic was more of a statement than spam. I'm not asking for my ban to be lifted, not at all. I'm simply wondering what the Newgrounds definition of spam is. I think Encyclopedia Dramatica sums it up pretty well, but I find myself getting banned from time to time for making or posting in Spam threads, which I'm not even sure if they are spam after all.

I know you're a nice and rational guy, so I'm not trying to make this sound like an appeal to decency, but could you please define spam for me so I don't make these mistakes in the future? I used to hate you with all the other newfags, but I soon realized that you're probably one of the best mods because you understand the forum thoroughly and therefore know how to moderate it.

Again, to reiterate, I'm not trying to suck your e-penis or anything, I just want you to explain to me what the NG definition of spam is so I can be a better poster in the future. Feel free to PM me. I should end this before I start rambling which is common because I just took like 3 Adderall which makes you talk a lot because it's kinda like meth and anyways umm. Feel free to tell me if you feel like it, or not, I'll understand. Thanks a lot man.

HighWay 2009-07-28 23:06:45

I honestly thank you for banning me, Poozy.

I'm not being sarcastic about that, I really do thank you for banning me! It now actually gives me a purpose to keep on logging in everyday, besides exp points. And I love the comment you gave. That's the reason why I voted you as the 2009 MidYear BBS Awards Funniest user!

But all cock-sucking aside, I really did think they where cool stories. I quess I shouldn't have posted the pic too.

DSC 2009-07-28 23:21:42

Fuck you faggot

DSC 2009-07-28 23:21:51

fuck you faggot

GiantDouche 2009-07-29 01:38:14

So spam topics=troll topics and anyone who doesn't have basic topic structure? So it wouldn't be a spam topic if I went off into a sort of rant that described how I hate people who put misleading titles in topics? Alright I think I get it. Anything that's basically vague and has little room for discussion. Thanks man, I never really got that until now.