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EyeLovePoozy
I'm a motherfucker.

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Hard Knocks Univ.

Brooklyn

Joined on 4/17/03

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WHAT THE FUCK?? This is Newgrounds, not school or the dentist's office, we can't allow fun here! Who the fuck does he think he is with that "enjoying himself" shit.......ffs, I'll never understand kids these days.......

YEAH! No fun allowed!!

Hahaha.

Get him while he's down.

I order you to kick him at least three times Slappy... :|

I'd rather destroy my raging love for another man

You honestly have no regard for your father and his impending disappointment, do you?

No not really.

I mean, he can't find out, he won't be back in the country until some odd years from now.

We can't destroy him! He is a much higher level then us! We don't stand a chance!

Do as you're told minion.

Also:

I haven't seen any updates on that kid of yours.

He touched me.

More reason for you to destroy him.

Ha ha ha.

YES, FEED MY PRECIOUS EGO WITH ATTENTION.

YOU SEE KIDS?!?!

Look how he goads and mocks you all!

Give me a better weapon, and I'll be able to destroy him.
A fucking razor is useless.

Laughing whilst pointing is a quite effective weapon.

Evark is but a pawn in an even more sinister plot lead by the ever oh-so-pissed off FUNK; we must kill him while he slumbers.

Don't try. You will fail, son.

hot damn

It will be done.

Good man.

^ Truly funny is how you say nothing about have nothing to say whilst saying it.

I KNOW RIGHT!?!

Post the Durex Condom ad, I thought it was hilarious :3

now you must sing to have a clean comparison

I'm on video singing at the London meetup.

Evark gave me free candy. I can not.

Sure you can. Just think of how he fingered your ass for that candy.

smug need die shoot him in the crack

Light him up yo.

LOL you're jealous cause you can't sing.

Yeah that's it.

Your picture, it's mesmerizing....

So I've been told. You should see the live action version...

Wtf does Goad mean?...

Any can I beat him down with a huge lolly pop for the lulz? My plan is to start off by a cheap shot to the balls, and while he's down beat him with a lolly pop and if that isn't as effective as I plan then I'll choke him to death with my penis!

Look it up on Google you lazy miscreant.

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