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Slapped.

Now I need you ID.

Not for booze, something else.

For what?

this stuff makes you hallucinate!? what if you end up going on a banning rampage and pemaban everybody?

You're a moron.

haha what?

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never downing half a bottle in 10 minutes again.

ever. again.

For me to down a large amount down in a short time. It would have to be all in one shot. The stuff is fucking vile man.

My aunt told me she wants to meet with you friday. Are you available?

Sure. It's my duty to please that booty. Have her swing by and I'll poke her good.

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shaddap

irish mist is about same strength I think

Google absinthe,

Just thinking about drinking that stuff makes me feel like I'm burning a hole in my stomach.

I'll stick to my irish whiskey thanks :)

(Though I wonder if it'll taste better if I mix this with a soda if it'll taste better in any way, or even taste good or just makes you wanna puke more)

ever tried?

Absinthe tastes like shit no matter what you do to it.

are you god?

Why yes, yes I am. Why do you ask son?

because just by reading this i have become more of a man (For some reason now i have a third ball). I thank you for your blessing and im sure my girlfriend will as well. thank you o holy one.

Go forth my son.

Absinthe tastes like a sweaty black man's ass drenched in period blood gravy.

Good shit, though.

Agreed.

I'm told in order for it to taste anything near decent you need to prepare it properly. That means sugar cube on that holy spoon deal, then you pour ice-water on the sugar and into your cup 'til it melts, then you stir and enjoy.

<a href="http://www.absinth-guide.de/en/how-to-drink-absinthe.html">http://www.absinth-guide.de/en/how-to -drink-absinthe.html</a> says there's three different ways to prepare it. Apparently I only knew the French way.

I'll have to check out that site.

The way I've done it in the past is to drip the absinthe through the sugar cube, light the cube on fire then mix it together and add chilled water.

There is a stipulation in the law allowing the circulation of Absinthe in the U.S. that the hallucinogenic ingredients not be added, so the most you're going to get out of it is drunk unfortunately.

When I feel like drinking I can put away quite a bit. But with Absinthe I usually do a glass or two tops. Not because of how drunk it makes me (I don't feel any difference in that respect compared to other liquors) but because of how mellow it makes me. I'm positive that there is more than just alcohol in there.

AND YOU JUST NOTICED I'M A MORON!

Nah, just wanted to make sure you were aware of it as well.

its still illegal here :P

you fucking prick... im SOOOO going to out drink your miami based ass... >:\

pfft

Talk is cheap brosef.

I would imagine you got some wierd looks wherever you bought this. I mean, people would assume two things: Pyromaniac, or stoner.

Where the hell did you even find it? Just because it's legal doesn't necessarily mean it's in stock.

Weird looks? lmao

The liquor stores love to move this stuff because it is expensive.
They don't care what you buy, lol.

Scratch that. I meant Alchoholic or Pyromaniac. Whatever.

While its still on my mind.

What do you think of all the people who want you De-modded?

I couldn't possibly care less. Seriously, it would be impossible.

Just don't ever try black absinthe. That shit will kill you :P

Never heard of it.

I wanna try some so bad. I gotta find some.

I'll bring a bottle or two to the mod meat. Be there or be a lame/gay asshole.

Dad your such a hunk.

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