I have to win, mwmike. This is serious business. And lol @ fish1892 for nominating me.
I'm a motherfucker.
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Because noobs infuriate me, I hate hate HATE repeat threads, and finally, FUCK OFF.
That is all :3
Thanks for the compliment, knob-head.
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OMGOMGMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEEEAASEE
I BEG YOUUU. ILL DO IT FOR YOU POOZY ILOVEYOUAAAAAAH.
Wait, i take back my request.
It looks as if there's a grammatical error in your username.
I cannot work with such standards.
I can fuck many mothers within 3 hours, act as a good (and extremely mean) role model for the newfags of the site, and still maintain a well respected, normal status among my fellow newgrounders.
That and I'm pretty responsible and mature.
...enough
Hell's yeah! I'd be the perfect guy to moderate as you. I'd be banning bitches and fuckers till no tomorrow. I'd be on patrol everyday. And probably half of every night. But there is no possible way for anyone to be as awesome as you. But I'll be better than anyone else on here.
This guy! I am an excellent candidate!
And I'ma make you proud...
Think about it...If I took over for that month, it would be like you were never gone...
I know how you roll...I would continue the legacy!
Ban me for half a year if I'm wrong.
Read the fucking page, people. He's looking for A MOD. If your not a mod, fuck off. ;)
Hey, Poozy. I really think you should make me a mod, because:
1. I may not have been around for long, but my post count is rising like Chuck Norris' boner. I'm on all the time, and I'll definitely be able to ban many bitches in my time.
2. I've learned from my mistakes. I know the rules, and won't make any more mistakes as you do.
3. I'll give you a handjob.
Hey we go back a long ways d00d remember when I went on paltalk and then you commented on my profile? That was the golden days man and now you owe me for the sexy nights I DEMAND BANAL STUFF N***A
Can I be a mod?
my dick feels funny
You're not going to let anyone become a temporary mod.
That would mean you'd have human compassion and that's sometihing the real Poozy would never have.
Well.... In your account picture I realized you had no balls. Do I win the contest?
Anyone worth their salt here would realize that they cant keep your ban quota up without causing a time paradox.
You should know better sir.
My face is less than or equal to your face.That is all.
EmmDubya
I have such little chances of being picked for this that this post is practically pointless, but I feel that I should volunteer for this position since it is only a temporary job.
Firstly, I would like to say that my posts are of a good standard, if you look through my recent post history you will find little or no posts that are of a typical quality. Unlike a lot of Newgrounders I make sure as much of my posts are at least 2-3 lines long as possible, apart from my replies to some of the NG News threads, you will find that the majority of my posts are three or more lines long, many of which stretch onto five to six lines, which is actually far above the typical poster's replies. Post quality may mean little in fields of moderating, though it's small things that make the difference. Secondly, I have experience. I already moderate several other forums, none of which are as large or well established as Newgrounds, but I do have some experience, even if it is on forums with only around fifty members. I also promise not to abuse the power, I will only lock, delete or ban if the thread clearly breaches the rules, for example a thread sharing links to malicious websites or torrents for cracks or other pieces of illegal software. If there is some obvious spam I will destroy the thread, too. If I abuse the power you can slap me with a month off the BBS. I browse the site regularly, so I have a lot of experience here, even if I have been here for less than a year. I participate in several Newgrounds based activities outside of the site including the Stickam chat, which I've been using since it first started. I'm still using it a lot now. I can be trusted, and I have been trusted by several users of whom have given me their passwords while they're away from the site so I can deposit their experience for them. I have taken no other action with any of these accounts, I just sign in, vote on five submissions and I'm out. Most importantly I fully understand the BBS rules, although when I first signed up I didn't quite get the hang of following the backseat moderating rule, now I realize the point of it all, and it's a good idea, in my opinion, of course.
I know that my chances of winning this are puny but I feel that is is my duty as a Newgrounder to try to protect the site and volunteer for as many opportunities to help as I can.
I'm hoping either Ismael92, Gagsy or Elios will win this if I can't (and I pretty much can't).