M4KBOT 2008-12-21 09:48:40

f this is a serious offer, I believe I would be well suited to the job. My posts are always well written and serious, I can enforce authority and I'm very trustworthy as well. Also, I've modded flash websites like Newgrounds before.

Sawdust 2008-12-21 10:02:58

I think I should fill up for you.

Why? Well, I'm in a unusual time zone, and whenever I'm on there's usually chaos in the forums due to the lack of mods being in the same time zone as me. And i'm not power-hungry, so there a small to no chance that I'd give out unreasonably long bans, lock threads which aren't filled with shit or ban people I don't like. I'll also keep everything that happens in the mod forums private and such, and I have a good sense of judgement. If you've banned me in the past it's only because I was trying to get banned, not ignorance of the rules and such.

Also, I'm not the type of person to just up and leave home, therefore making me available from around 12 AM to 12 or 1 PM, all week if there's nothing going on. On Christmas eve I'll probably be gone though.

And I can tell if a thread would turn out shit or not by the first few posts, And I'd lock threads that can't go anywhere productive, like perse a photoshop thread with a terrible ( low quality or nothing interesting could be done to it ) base pic.

Also, your password would be safe with me, since after all I wouldn't get anything from giving a friend your password.

May the best cunt win.

Baranar 2008-12-21 10:10:20

I forgot to mention that Floridians don't take shit from stupid fucks. I'm a Floridian.

Wait, this won't get me mod... oh well, ban my ass on Christmas day for the lulz and have fun choosing the new mod from the mess of comments.

14hourlunchbreak 2008-12-21 10:22:32

I would be responsible, lock all the spam topics, post well written and thoughtful posts when I could, and above all be respectful.

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Gagsy 2008-12-21 10:23:45

Yeah, I'll totally suck your cock.

BlazingIce 2008-12-21 10:24:36

Let me do it.

While I am online the newbs will tremble in terror. I shall destroy any shitty MS paint or photoshop thread i see, and possible ban the people who posted in it for "Posting in a spam thread."

I will leave awesome and funny locks and ban people "for teh lulz."

I am the best person for this job. I am like the Obama choice. Pick me, I am a better choice then any body else.

Porkchop 2008-12-21 10:48:31

Because so far, Ive been on NG almost every single day since Ive been a member. Granted, I'm still on a ban that you gave me, but due to the fact that I almost never leave, and a decent idea of whats bannable/deletable, Im perfect for the job!

AcidSoldier 2008-12-21 10:48:52

Well, I think I'd be good for it because I've been trying for a mod for quite a while (but failed mostly) and it's something I've wanted to do. If I were you I would follow the rules and try to act like you.

EyeAmEyeLovePoozy 2008-12-21 10:57:00

I should be the mod because I am you so I would do the best job. Duuuuuuuuuuuuh!!!

flashplayer5 2008-12-21 10:59:14

Well, I've always thought I could do a better job than you, so I might as well give it a try. Pick me?

xpnc 2008-12-21 11:00:58

'Sup poozy, it's me, some guy you've most likely never actually spoken to besides maybe a few seconds of conversation on paltalk.

I want to be a fucking mod for a week, and truth is that I'm a douchebag. I have no tolerance for people who do stupid shit. You need someone with an iron fist to rule while you're gone? Choose me, dammit. I may not have a crane, but I have the powers of hardly needing sleep on my side, leaving the forum moderated nearly 24/7 while you're gone.

While you're gone, there's no doubt going to be idiots posting whatever they please because they think other mods are lenient Fuck them. I'll rape whatever hopes they have of breaking the rules, and then laugh at them while they PM around asking to be unbanned.

That's not to say I'll go mad with power, however, I realise that I have to be responsible and not ban everyone who looks at me funny with their magical internet eyes.

And so, I want to be a mod for a week, and you're my only way to do that. No one likes conflicting opinions.

cHunter 2008-12-21 11:02:24

If you look at my ban record a large majority of them are for backseat modding so I must be doing something right. Plus, I already have experience having sex with all the NG reg's mothers anyways so the switch from you to me would be smooth. I'm also on the BBS a lot anyways so I might as well be crackin' skulls while I'm lurking.

And hey man, I wrote you a song. Obviously I'm better than everyone else. >:(

ngmastah 2008-12-21 11:42:00

Pick me! Because I'd love giving long ban times and I can piss off your enemies!

Insanimation 2008-12-21 12:13:07

Can the nominate others?

Ismael92. For the lulz. And cos he's awesome. And obeys the rules. And stuff..

Afromaster 2008-12-21 12:16:03

Why would I be the best? I dunno

Elder 2008-12-21 12:26:23

My chance!
I always get pissed off whenever I see a spam topic. I don't PM anybody, because it'll probably be deleted before I do anything, and I can't post there or I'll get banned. So yeah, I want to get it to get back at the spammers by deleting their topics quickly, and banning them. Hard.

simon 2008-12-21 12:31:35

I'll suck your cock better than Gagsy, hell better than anyone on this forum.

Truth.

Elder 2008-12-21 12:42:17

Hah! I ACTUALLY fell for this. Lol, lookit the little resumes.

Jonny879 2008-12-21 12:43:52

choose me because i KNOW the bbs rules and i will give people the ban that they deserve. if they break one of the "big ones" i'll give em' 5 days, the "other" rules 3 days. another reason i should fill you in because i am online 75% of the time and i spend about 4 hours minium on the bbs so please choose me. thank you

Renandchi2 2008-12-21 12:47:35

I am gonna make an actual claim, unlike a lot of people:
I wanna be mod cause I visit te forums a lot (I don't always post, though) and a lot of times I see shit topics. What pisses me off is that they don't get locked! I saw an old topic where some guy wrote the AVGN theme, but changed the lyrics slightly. It was spam, but never locked! And a lot of times, I make topics that get locked for no apparent reason! I just wanna be able to lock shit I see.
PS I've always wanted to be a mod, but since I haven't been here long, I doubt it will ever happen