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EyeLovePoozy
I'm a motherfucker.

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Your not really going to give someone else your password right? Ah well, have a great vacation. (You could use it.)

What a fucking lie, one week of not modding doesn't require a replacement. Nice trolling there.

Because I'm not a faggot sucking up to you right now, "I wub poozie kueaslea"

I would take the job seriously, not ban everyone for dumb things, and pwn noobs better then you. :)

I posted why in the thread.
But does Tom give you permission?

Just do it.

well, im on often, and i dont work much, so i could do it. i'd give u my account and password in exchange for the time being if u wanted for collateral. i'd listen to ur wishes and be a good mod. pm me if u think i'd be a good candidate!
Thanks!

lol i love you for this. the comments were a good read. enjoy london pooz. :*

I'm not on alot and will probably not even do anything at all. I wouldn't pick me if I were you.

I'd like to give it a shot, simply because I'm actually not retarded, I know how the forum works and I know not to abuse power.

But yeah. Good luck everyone else.

I...might as well post an application for this little part-time job here.

First off, i'm not going to be a suck up like almost everyone else posting here. Whom ever get's picked, best of luck to them, i'm not whining.

Well now, let's see...qualifications. I've been on the general forum for roughly a year and 5 months. I post often, and i lurk like a beast. I've studied the rules, and rarely to i purposely break them. I know the difference between a spam thread, a helpful thread, and a utterly pointless and useless thread.

Am i up for this task? Yes. I am. Currently, i am juggling a part time job, and moving into a new house. No school, no friends, and plenty of free time to scope out the BBS with fellow moderators.

So, why should you pick me? Out of all these other outstanding candidates? Well, here is my opinion. I have a heart of stone. I do not/will not, play favorites, and succumb to bribes, threats, e-handjobs, no. Break the rules, i punish. edn. Second. I respect this website, and the rules that have been created. Rather than use this position to become a tyrranous overlord of banning destruction, i will do the job you ask me to do, to the letter. And when you get back, it's all yours.

Currently, my hours of availability are
Sunday: All day, all night. On and off, because i have errands and such.
Monday-Friday: afternoon, and late night
Saturday: mid-day, mostly night

Well, there ya go. May the best cunt win.

surely I'm the motherfucker you're looking for.

Oh, and I tried guessing your password, didn't work.

I tried Cunt, motherfucker, Poozy, and I think that's it.

hmm.

now am I supposed to act like you, or am I supposed to be a "good" mod?

Next time chop n' block.

I would Love to be mod for many reasons.

1. to find out how it looks like.

2. to help the BBS.

and 3. to be worshiped :3

You are such a bastard. I love it.

HEY POOZY PICK ME I WAS A MOD ON AN PHPBB FORUM WITH LIKE TWELVE MEMBERS AND IM AN RLY RESPONSIBLE PERSON ON NG I KNOW THE RULES BY HEART AND I LIKE TO PWN NOOBS JUST LIKE YOU COME ON PICK ME I THINK YOU ARE AWESOME PLUS I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK

I will mod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My dick is solid 7.5 inches. Fat and juicy. This alone qualifies me.

BECAUSE THEN I COULD FINALLY FEEL LOVED

Honestly, I doubt this is for real, since I'm pretty sure that a mod can't give his password to regular users (for reasons that I hope are obvious). Rabid lost his modship in part due to giving his password up, and since you probably know htat, you wouldn't risk doing this if it would cost you your position, because that would be stupid. This is most likely just some crazy prank, you sick little monkey.

HOWEVER

I recognize that this could simply be what is known as a "Christmas Miracle", and may be actually happening. I have some free time, so I may as well give it a shot so you and the rest of the mod team can laugh at me for being a gullible tool.

Basically, I miss the days when I was new here and the moderation team would hand out bans for fucking sneezing. There were no warnings; the ban WAS the warning. People didn't freak out due to bans as much back then, in my opinion, since they were more frequent. People were sort of used to it. Then the mods relaxed, and now these new little punks think that THEY run this place, and whine and moan and spray period blood every time they get a 3 day ban for posting malicious links and calling everyone a faggot.

Now, I probably wouldn't be a very harsh mod, but if I had to make up for your absence and ban quota, I'd adjust my policies without any real qualms about it, since this shit needs to happen one way or the other. Plus, in a sadistic way, I'd like to see how it feels to put some of these little pricks in their places when they start acting up and breaking rules.

also i run a php/bb forum and have ample experience in administrating this kind of thing i even ran a counter strike clan once surely that counts for something

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