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EyeLovePoozy
I'm a motherfucker.

Male

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Hard Knocks Univ.

Brooklyn

Joined on 4/17/03

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OMG OMG CHOOSE ME I MOD AT ANUTHERRR CITEE

Haha I don't believe it.

*Pigs Fly South*

Wtf?

well i think i would make a good mod because i have been here a long time and i have nothing better to do

Most of this shit is so stupid I feel embarrassed reading it.

I'm not even going to try. Haha, this is everyone's biggest time to Bullshit. I love reading the creative messages people post XD

I'm the most awesome user.
Yet I do not request being a mod. Give it to someone else if you will.

Give me your account you shit, & I will try out being a mod.

It's kind of hard to imagine that anyone who's profile consists of an "I Fuck Your Mother" banner and a stick figure with a massive penis spinning in circles will take any kind of mature and serious application seriously.

Also, there was no other sham wow parody thread, I checked before I posted :D

Because im hoping we're all gonna get thrown into that thread asking to be mods and ridiculed to the point of us all shitting our pants.

This news post is an epic win.

Because I will link to your audio saying You're Banned every time

LOL at this

I recommend the Baseball guy, he's pretty awesome.

bcuz i wan to shooot goerje bush lol xD

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I pwn noobs with my awesome pig fumed infused lazorzzzzz
can I haz mod powahs kthx :o

because i fucked your mom.

I'd like to say that I would like to try moderating, if not for a short time, simply because I know the people on this forum and I know how they are. That might not make sense, but I feel like knowing the people and their humor would really help with some of the moderation activity that goes on here.

To be honest, I realize that I won't be picked and I'd just like to take the opportunity to try and get something done.

Listen a guy like you needs a guy like me. Mod me up. I will have the BBS under fucking lock down. I will not hesitate in pwning every noob in to the future if I even see them bad mouth you. You think I'll stop there? No. Anyone as cocky as that deserves the full Poozy treatment. Listen, I know a guy who has a massive (an I mean massive) cock. Now, it's just under your category of size, so he'll give him HIV and make him bleed, but he won't kill him. He'll just fuck him up.

You need someone to rule the BBS under a rusty iron AIDS infected hammer, and I'm the man for the job. I am the best cunt, the best dick, the best ass. Whilst you delve into the realms of our glorious nation, I'll be here, pwning them until they cry blood.

So do you want a guy who can use your mod powers to their full potential? Or do you want someone who does that liiiittle bit extra? Mod me up. You'll receive a complementary handjob just for enquiring.

I can be a bit of a mindless dick sometimes, but I can be serious and actually keep order in the BBS. Or what order that is in the BBS.

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