oops, 95%.
I'm a motherfucker.
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And what exactly do you base that on?
I am under the impression that you whipped that number right out of your ass...
ahaha. yes, i corrected a number i pulled out of my ass. you know when you go to the pediatrician and they measure your child and weigh them and let you know what percentile they're in for kids their age? well, that's his. that means he's taller and weighs more than 95% of 2 year olds.
oh... haha oops
*shuts the fuck up*
That is the thing with AT&T, just gotta keep them in check when it comes to billing.
Either that, or you need to lay off the phone sex. Cut it down to just one hour a week.
Or you can just call me for free if you need a fix.
If you PM me links to abusive reviews BEFORE you pwn them I'll grace your ear with phone sex.
Is your monthly salary sufficient? Oh, so that's why you can't pay that much.
Btw, did you REALLY say all of that shit to the company?
If I had to I could pay that bill and yes I did say all that.
ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!1!111!!!!!1!
I KNOW RIGHT!
YOU MAKE ME SO FUCKING HARD. UHHH UHH UHHH OHHHHHHHHHH!!!one
Stop being gay.
Dohhh... is that real :P ?, haha 4000 dollar phone bill xD.
Crazy shit, huh...
You should like say....Hey Guys join newgrounds....and when they do Ban them and laugh...and they be like..oh no....
Reckon that'll work?
Hell yea man...They be like...NOOO!!!! not 30 day!!...and ur like....MUWHAHAHA....and they like...Take our company, our money anything!!.....and yea its tence.
Good idea. I should probably let them post a bunch first. Let them get all comfortable and then ban them. Then perhaps they'd feel like this: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/
view/467006
Luke Norman.
HAHAHA ROFL....i actualy laughed realy hard having a looki at the submission.
Poozy man your a Legend.
Cya around man.
haha
Dammit poozy. :(
Also, how'd they give you a squishy? Weren't you on the phone?
I referenced how they were probably in India and made a racist comment while referencing the Simpsons.
good job
I apologize for my foolishness. Can you find some way to forgive me?
fuck off
:'(
>:)
Luke Norman.
Is a fag just like you.
Chicken Butt on At&t. Go Verizon!
stfu
Luke Norman.
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/l isten/180828
You should get your comments box renamed to the wall of faggots.
Shut the fuck up you hetero sexual.
Luke Norman.
*bans*
disingenuous
conor can't string sentences together yet. he speaks in one word sentences but they make perfect sense (to me). "mom. nap. sally." which translates into 'i want to take a nap with sally (the dog)'.
well, as you know conor spends most of his time with me so, unfortunately, i do not have an ass kicking regimen set aside for him during the day, but he is freakishly strong. when he was 10 months he took the mobile off of his crib and snapped it in half. it freaked the shit out of me.
i think he's going to be a football player. he's just huge. he's in the 99% percentile for height and weight and he loves to tackle the dog and he has great aim. we went to this halloween carnival this weekend and for someone who falls and rams himself into walls regularly he was right on the money with the ring toss, pumpkin bowling and the bean bag throw. do i sense a future philadelphia eagle? i think so!
i swear to god, i had no plans on making that rhyme.
EyeLovePoozy
Your kid sounds awesome. =D You're a poet and you don't know it!