The reason my account has not yet been deleted was because I haven't broken anything serious.
I'm a motherfucker.
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Hard Knocks Univ.
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*deletes*
When am I ready!!!! TELL ME!!!!!!
First you must cease shooting blanks....
lol wtf I cum so much I can fill a bucket
Ok.... Now you must learn to control your load..
Did you punch him in the throat for burning you?
Nah
He was pretty apologetic.
Hi.
damn acct delete button.......
*deletes again*
I said I can cum buckets not 'I can cum buckets after 10 seconds'
Next task I must complete to gain the almighty poozy master?!
Now you must go forth and fuck whores. Lots and lots of 'em.
ha ha ha ha you thought you tricked me into thinking you had friends!
Seriously, we don't need a thread where people hate on poozy because he does his job. -BBM
lmao
Woow that looks nasty. The Swain and his friend shall pay.They'll pay!!!!!
They all ready did when I posted this blog.
Any specific type of whores? I want the best of the best!
Well, what's your budget look like?
douchebag.
see how I didn't specify who?
Slant eyed bastard that sucks cock says:
"jk but hye, your banner says in big capital letters, "FAGGOT"
jk
but hye, your banner says in big capital letters, "FAGGOT"
Hey lookie lookie, you found a cookie.
A friend of a friend stubbed his cigarette out on my hand in a club once. Still have a scar because of that prick.
Yeah, a couple of my many scars are due to cigarette burns.
dude i got da benjamins piling up high to da ceeling in my mansion how many hoez can i buy wid dat
A couple a two,tree at at least nyucka. Ya see if youz stack yo' papaz to da cieling like Poozy den da hoez neva eva stop knockin'.
Tom has a hot vagina!
Yes he does and I bet it tastes just like god's pussy.
Thanks for banning me
Just doin' my job man, just doin' my job.
Try a cigar on your arm. That hurts.... (damn frat).
A couple of my pledge brothers had my frat's name branded into their skin. We did it with a red hot coat hanger bent into the shapes required.
It was gruesome stuff man....
k so once they get to my door what do I do, serve them lemonade and try and be a good host or what?? I'm stuck at this part HELP
You have to yank on their hair enthusiastically and vigorously open hand slap them on their cunts.
Two times.
whats your crane?
A machine that picks up heavy stuff and puts it down somewhere else and runs off of the wishes of kittens blended with unicorn farts.
hmmm ok I'll try it and see what happens I hope they're willing to put out
Just remember the credo:
"Cash, grass or ass. NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE" -Winston Churchill
And you'll be fine.
ClockMuffin
The tall are weak.
EyeLovePoozy
Indeed.
They should be chopped up and fed to the short.