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EyeLovePoozy

wtf lotus?

Posted by EyeLovePoozy Mar. 7, 2008 @ 2:11 PM EST

is that a cock in the top right hand corner?

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Mar. 7, 2008 | 4:42 PM andhination says:

It looks rather small too.

Mar. 17, 2008 | 7:16 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Well it is a thumbnail. Chick was pretty cute though.


Mar. 12, 2008 | 2:11 PM Lotus says:

Why does it say Lotus?

Rofl. Nice one though.

Mar. 17, 2008 | 7:17 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Because you sent me the file remember?

It was canon I believe.


Mar. 15, 2008 | 9:35 AM greenfaerie4 says:

Yes, I believe it is.

Mar. 17, 2008 | 7:18 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You would be correct in believing so.


Mar. 17, 2008 | 10:51 PM mdeesee says:

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Mar. 18, 2008 | 7:24 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

eat a dick


Mar. 18, 2008 | 1:06 AM Lotus says:

Oh god, how the fuck would that happen? I don't even have porn on my computer at all, you are shitting me right?

ROFL. If not then this is gold!! XD

Mar. 18, 2008 | 7:20 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I shit you not my fine feathered fab friend.
Some assclown probably put it there and it only pops up in windows media player.

As far as you not having porn in your computer, I beg to differ buddy. That pic of a chick sucking a dick came from your comp. lol surprise porn. D=


Mar. 18, 2008 | 11:59 AM Lotus says:

I'm going to see if it comes up in Windows Media Player when I load it up. I can't wait to see what it shows when I do. Rofl.

Oh and I really don't have porn on my computer, I don't watch it either. Dead serious, I don't even like seeing that type of shit in movies. Porn to me is legal prostitution and its something I don't support at all. >:[

Anyways though, I will check and see if I get the same results asap. :D

Mar. 18, 2008 | 6:04 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I believe you man. But I don't see what's wrong with legal prostitution.
Willing and eager human has sex with another willing and eager human for money.
Sounds like a win-win scenario for everyone IMHO.
Also legalized prostitution usually comes with regulation so STD's and exploitation are taken out of the picture.
Another win-win.
But you're entitled to your opinion.

I can't wait to find out if it pops up in your player as well. =)


Mar. 18, 2008 | 9:09 PM Lotus says:

You do have a point with that, if it was regulated and controlled, as it is in some areas, then it wouldn't be a major issue but it isn't, thus resulting in many problems for those who enjoy it and do it alike.

I will see if it does in a little while. I am working on a bunch of crap now, just came here to check on updates and the such. :P

Mar. 19, 2008 | 7:38 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yes.

SEX4MONEY+REGULATION-STD'S-EXPLOI TATION=WIN


Mar. 23, 2008 | 6:00 PM stickmaster1782 says:

HOLIDAY EVENT!!!!!!!!! GO TO MY PARTY FOR DETAILS!!!!!!! (userpage).


Mar. 24, 2008 | 11:10 PM Rig says:

GO FIND A COCK

And say hello to it for me :D

Mar. 25, 2008 | 8:24 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I found one! ------> (_)_)!!!!!!!!!!D <------hai2u from Rig!

Done and Done.

Updated: Mar. 25, 2008, 4:03 PM

Mar. 26, 2008 | 10:12 AM Luis says:

wait wut.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:30 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That's what I said. HAHA

(man I have to update this newspost)


Mar. 28, 2008 | 1:56 PM Azutom says:

Yes, I believe so.
Also, I enjoy sucking cock.
If you ever feel like getting your dick wet, give me a call.

Mar. 28, 2008 | 3:56 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol.
Whattafag.
XD


Mar. 29, 2008 | 6:36 AM xXsnowbladeXx says:

Lol

Mar. 29, 2008 | 10:35 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

indeed


Mar. 30, 2008 | 9:09 PM Keith says:

Wow, now i'm afraid to accept any music files from people. You'll never know what thumbnail will be lol. It's still pretty funny though.

Mar. 31, 2008 | 7:48 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yeah, apparently he didn't know about it.
He's vehemently against porn or something.
It's really a big mystery.


Mar. 31, 2008 | 7:55 AM FBIpolux says:

That's definitely a carrot.

Apr. 1, 2008 | 10:30 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

It most definitely is not.

That's a carrot just like what was poking you in the thigh at the club the other night was a carrot. :P


Apr. 1, 2008 | 3:49 PM VespeneGas says:

goatse

Apr. 1, 2008 | 4:31 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Where!?!


Apr. 1, 2008 | 4:41 PM VespeneGas says:

the windows media player effect shitter

Apr. 2, 2008 | 7:45 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

O I C


Apr. 2, 2008 | 8:33 AM Azutom says:

Yes, it's a cock. A dog's cock.

Apr. 2, 2008 | 5:03 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Nah, just some lucky dude. It's kinda hard to tell from this screenie, but the chick is cute as hell.


Apr. 2, 2008 | 2:36 PM Murad136 says:

yes :D

Apr. 2, 2008 | 5:03 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

of course =]


Apr. 4, 2008 | 11:19 AM karkynplague says:

I believe it is.

Apr. 4, 2008 | 12:56 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You'd be correct sir.


Apr. 9, 2008 | 7:30 AM Sawdust says:

Your crotch grabbing skills are uncanny.

Apr. 9, 2008 | 4:22 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I grab it with such ferocity that I bend time and space and make pictures blurry!


Apr. 10, 2008 | 12:26 AM AngelinFlames says:

Lol whats with the cock?

Apr. 10, 2008 | 7:03 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That cock that you see is the very elusive mystery cock. Now what I mean by that is no one knows where it came from. Lotus sent me a music file and I opened it in window's media player and BOOM a COCK. Being sucked by some cute chick no less. Lotus has no idea where it came from (he says he's vehemently opposed to porn) and I'm sure it's not from my end. Hence MYSTERY COCK!


Apr. 10, 2008 | 8:00 AM Jin says:

Bizarre...

Apr. 10, 2008 | 11:05 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Very...


Apr. 10, 2008 | 1:05 PM warshark says:

Awesome I mean *old mans voice*"What a disgusting and innapropiate image! You should be ashamed"

.....Still awesome

Apr. 10, 2008 | 6:00 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

The most awesome part about it is its inexplicable existence in the audio file it came with.


Apr. 10, 2008 | 7:57 PM AngelinFlames says:

Very werid.

Apr. 11, 2008 | 7:18 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Indubitably.


Apr. 14, 2008 | 1:11 PM MrFinland says:

Is this where I go on a rampage and shout cock joke at everyone?

Apr. 15, 2008 | 7:46 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Sure why not? Have at it.

COCKJOKE!!!!!!!!


Apr. 14, 2008 | 4:25 PM Azutom says:

Does that mean you won't let me suck your cock? Damn, you're making me go emo here, man.

Apr. 15, 2008 | 7:45 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You're in the wrong place if you're looking to suck a cock man.

cry1,cry2,emocut,EMOCUT


Apr. 14, 2008 | 11:18 PM Strength says:

Fuck you ass, faggot.

Apr. 15, 2008 | 7:43 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lolwut


Apr. 15, 2008 | 1:06 PM Rig says:

I <3 Poozy!

Apr. 15, 2008 | 3:56 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Backatcha you wacky bastard you.


Apr. 16, 2008 | 11:44 AM FBIpolux says:

Update your news already... :P

Apr. 16, 2008 | 7:52 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'm too lazy. I'll throw something together tomorrow. Special, just for you.


Apr. 23, 2008 | 9:15 AM Testicle says:

It's my cock!

Apr. 23, 2008 | 1:47 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You lucky dog you. She's quite the looker elcitset!


Apr. 24, 2008 | 6:26 AM GOTHCLAWZ says:

W Y

Apr. 24, 2008 | 7:18 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lolwut


Apr. 25, 2008 | 1:51 PM oblanda says:

shit nice truck you got there. you doin street races?

Apr. 25, 2008 | 3:37 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Nah. Not in that truck at least. I do my racing in my mustang.


Apr. 25, 2008 | 4:14 PM oblanda says:

new mustang or one from tha late 60'?

Apr. 26, 2008 | 7:58 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'm really not interested in the new mustangs. I'm all about fox body baby.

Mine is early 80's and looks like shit on the outside and is tricked all the way out under the hood. I love spanking pretty cars with it.


Apr. 25, 2008 | 8:02 PM Mizar says:

I believe it is!

Apr. 26, 2008 | 7:58 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Well you'd be correct sir!


Apr. 26, 2008 | 11:37 PM agustana says:

Thats a cock in the top right corner.

Apr. 27, 2008 | 9:46 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

No wai mein!


Apr. 27, 2008 | 11:18 AM agustana says:

Yes way womein!

Apr. 28, 2008 | 7:36 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You've got a point.


Apr. 27, 2008 | 12:50 PM seolhyun says:

sausage ieeeeeuhw!

Apr. 28, 2008 | 7:36 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

HUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR


Apr. 27, 2008 | 10:35 PM 10000000000000000000 says:

what the hell fuck shit.....coke

Apr. 28, 2008 | 7:45 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I know who you are.

lolalt


May. 3, 2008 | 6:10 AM Scalene says:

Lol. Best meme evar.

Never left NG, though, which is a shame.

I LOVE YOU, POOZY. FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH ME.

May. 3, 2008 | 1:51 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'll do no such thing.

Detain that faggotry immediately! XD


May. 4, 2008 | 8:10 AM iCock says:

lololololol cock

May. 22, 2008 | 5:06 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

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