Cigarettes don't make you look cool in my opinion. They make you stink and cough.
What could be cool about that.

But thanks for the compliment though.

I'm a Tower Crane Operator. There's a cool shot from the top of my last cane up top.

Actually at that time my crane was only 300 feet in the air. By the end of the job the crane was close to 700 feet up.

How do you know you couldn't do it unless you tried?

Marlboro reds.... The cowboy killers. Those are what I'm smoking right now. I can sympthize with the plight of your temptation. But let me tell you the first time I quit. I didn't smoke for a whole year. Didn't even want to. The lazer therapy is what did that for me. Then one day I said "fuckit" one wont hurt and before I knew it I was back to 1 1/2-2 packs a day. What an asshole I am. amiright?

You mean Lithuania isn't a third world country?
I'm not being a dick, I really have no idea what Lithuania is all about, at all.

Yeah thanks for the advice man. I've been down that same quitting road before.
The only time I was able to quit smoking was after I did the lazer therapy.
Didn't smoke for a whole year after that.
And as far as the boob trick, the second I get a clear shot, I'll post them.

Quitting smoking is the mother of all bitches in my opinion. Stay srong and don't smoke with your friends. If you do succumb to temptation and find yourself hooked again. May I suggest lazer therapy? It worked for me and I'll be doing it again soon.

You are a very considerate daughter and a smart driver. I aspire for the same, well except for the daughter part.

Laser Therapy is when they take a low intensity laser and apply it for 10-15 seconds at a time around several different places around your ears and nose.
Sounds like voodoo bullshit huh? Well the theory behing it is that it stimulates pressure points and floods your brain with endorphins. Wich is the same stuff that nicotine triggers, but not as intensly. With a cigarette, the effects wears of within an hour or so, therefore triggering your cravings for one.

The flood of endorphins from the treatment last about 3 months they say. I know that I didn't want a cigarette immediately after the treatment and I had been jonesing for one all day because I hadn't smoked at all. The desire for one evaporated instantly. I remember while sitting in the waiting room all I could think about was smoking a cigarette. I was even contemplating going outside and looking for any half smoked ones on the ground I was so desperate.

And now here's the bonus. For like three days, I was on cloud nine and there wasn't a thing anybody could do to piss me off. Endorphins=GOOD

You must miss your mom. I know I miss mine. I moved away from Brooklyn about 10 years ago. I try to visit at least once a year. I'm also attempting to convince them to move down to Miami with me.

You seatbelt wearing model citizen you. :P

Cleveland DOES NOT ROCK nearly as hard as Miami!

Also I hear that having hookers as your hobby usually leads to getting hit by the AIDS truck. So pass on that one.

lol.

Thanx for the advice.

If I could I'd move back to Brooklyn. I think it really sucks that my little guy doesn't know my mom and dad.

Also I forgot to mention that during the laser therapy. They've got almost hypnotic music playing lightly in the background and aroma therapy going too.

Dude...It's almost impossible to fuck up your life to the point were you can't work in construction. The construction industry is filled with ex-cons, dead beat dads, DUI guys, drug addicts, high school drop outs and illegal aliens. If you really wanted to get into it, you could. All you need is the proper motivation and genuine desire. That stands true for anything you want in this life that's worth having man.

Since when is giving good advice wrapped in insults and accusations being mean?

LOL!!!!
When wrapped in insults, good advice tends to smart a little therefore ingraining it into your mind.

Also, do you suck cocks and are you a chav? If the answer to both is no then neither should have bothered you.

As far as my accusation of your oxygen thievery, I have yet to see proof of the opposite being true.

If it's ok. Then why did you ban me from commenting on your userpage?

ok...good.

Now I can go give you some more abuse.

kthanxbaiLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well if the shoe fits wear it, you chav. What do you expect? If you're going to act like a chav, you're going to be called a chav. You chav.

Who's the DUMMY here DUMMY? What the fuck's a dumbby you DUMMY!

Go jerk off into your mommy's panties.

too late now fuck boy

OK, I will.

As long as you do more stuff like "about us" and "too many lines" and less of you know what with you know who.

At the top of my lungs my friend, through a 500 watt police issue loud speaker that people can hear clearly 5-6 blocks away.

I just put it into the oven. I gotta head out to the store to get the frosting and some milk to wash down all the chocolatey goodness. Whole milk ok?

AWWWWWW I DON'T WANNA.

2 percent is so watery.... But that's what I'll get if it makes ya happy.

What movie are you bringing?

OMG OMG. Ferris Buellers day off is one of my favorite movies of all time. Bring that one for sure. If I'm channel surfing and I come across it, I watch it every time. I must have seen that movie 100 times at least. What's your favorite part?

I never heard of high fidelity before though. You recommend?

Yeah that's what my new friend and all time favorite NG'er said. She's bringing High fideilty over and we're gonna watchify it while eating chocolate cake and drinking milk. Then we're gonna watch Ferris Buellers day off and we're gonna be laughing so hard we're gonna have to bust out with our lollerskates and skate all over the house.

Also, I watched stickfight and I like where it's going man.

You wouldn't die man. It's the best seat in the house. Especially when the air show is in town. All those multi-million dollar planes zooming by my crane breaking the sound barrier while being a football field or two away from me is fuckin' A awesome. Plus I have a mini-fridge, microwave, 360, and a small plasma to play it on. I'm on my laptop up in my crane right now responding to your comment as we speak.

Also for the win me thinks not.

How about sweater kittens, headlights, fun bags, milk makers, dick warmers, nuzzle nooks, baby feeders, daddy pleasers FTW!!!!

I'm hardly ever on live anymore since I got GH3 for my PS3. I'm obsessed with TTFATF right now. But my gamertag is HorzCoq.

Being in the crane is not all fun and games though. Most of the time I have the lives of men in my hands and I have to deal with the icompetence and stupidity of the same people I can kill with the flick of the wrist. Day in and day out.

Well I haven't hurt or killed anybody until now during the past nine years operating these cranes. The only way to do that is to be uber alert and realize that the idiot on the ground giving you the incorrect signal is wrong and then do what he really needs wether he knows it or not.

A good example being him telling me to swing right when he really means left etc.

Yeah and Ferris keeps hitting cameron, LOL.

I have so many favorites it's hard to choose one:

1. Bueller.......Bueller.......Buell er.
2. The sister fiinds the principal at home and yells "I HAVE A SCORCHING CASE OF SYPHILLIS!"
3. AWWWWWWWW SHAKE IT UP BABY NOW.......shake it up baby.

I was being very sarcastic. No one likes spam except spammers.

Also you're an attention whore and no one likes attention whores.

I could go on but I wont.

I wish it were that easy. I'm smoking a cigarette right now as I type this.

I fucking hate this shit.

Yeah, It was pretty funny. I starting to think it's all a hoax though.

+5 internets to THEJamoke.
Easily one of the top 5 posts I've ever recieved on any of my blogs.

rofl sneaker express.

I was nervous during my apprenticeship but that was ten years ago. Today it's just as mundane as rolling out of bed and zombie walking to the pisser.
Being jaded blows.

Yes. I've seen plenty of drunken tit flashing. It's friggin TITTASTIC.

roflcopter mayor of tit town
I wouldn't mind being the deputy mayor of Tit Town.

Ahhhh. Denis Leary.
He should be canonized along the other greats such as George Carlin and Lewis Black in the gleaming halls for the bastions of greater justice and common sense.

Don't be jealous man. Go fix your whistle with rages thread.

Yeah me too.

Those teasingly freckled lucsious ta-ta's belong to the cleavage generous and quite fetching laurengr.

She's a fellow NG'er who also happens to be bob's (mod) sister.
She's into butterflies, beer and skydiving. Whatta catch huh?

You can find a self titled link to her userpage above the picture from my crane.

Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?

That was the best superbowl game I have ever seen greenfaerie!!!
I lost my voice screaming while I watched the game at a local bar it was great!!
Also, I won $1000 dollars to boot!

What can I help you with?

I can't wait to see it man and as far as the superbowl goes. It was the single best football game I have ever watched. Ever.

What you don't like the pic from my crane?

Boob pics are to attn whorey IMO.

When did I do that man? On my news post? I don't think so.

I'll gladly dig some up for you being you decided against the whole faggot emo thing.

HAHA. At least it helped somebody! XD

ZOMG PEDO!!! XD

They're not all 13 year olds man. What about laurenger, Greenfaerie, Disingenious?

The little kids linked up top are either pretty cool or deserve abuse.
Shitting on little kids happens to be a hobby of mine.

Yes that works well too. I prefer the falcon variety myself.

Have you tried the Walrus punch yet?

Warmth and sunshine is all we have all year round here man.
The coldest it gets is low 40's in the winter and that's only for a couple of days at a time before we're back in the 70's 80's.
I've also always wondered what you canucks were up to over there. So I intend to find out. Also, I was born and raised in Brooklyn.
So I know a couple of things about cold weather. I'm sure I'll be fine.
Isn't mid to late march pretty comfortable in Montreal?

I agree wholeheartedly.

Yeah I saw that man. HAHA.

He hardly ever comes on anymore. lol

You better believe it man. She is a licensed to hack e-ninja man.

She told me what she did for that stupid kid and I didn't believe her at first but then she showed me and I was like DAYYYUMMM.

AAHHHHH moral schmorals......

*rubs hands together while laughing manically*

She called NG a festering pit of scumbaggery and called us all callous assholes.
lol

Yes, I do.
I just want to get the best one I can.

fugedaboutit

In Soviet Russia you fuck up the crane yo!

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