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Posted by EyeLovePoozy Sep. 28, 2009 @ 8:06 AM EDT

These posers aren't doing anybody's mom but the lyrics are funny and apply to situations where I am doing peoples mom's.

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Sep. 28, 2009 | 8:07 AM AronKong says:

Lmfao, what are they, 20?

Sep. 28, 2009 | 8:36 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

i dunno

Sep. 28, 2009 | 8:10 AM Tobi says:

You can fuck my mother any ol' night Poozy.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 8:36 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Didn't need permission champ, thanks for the gesture though.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 8:14 AM mac5 says:

gay

Sep. 28, 2009 | 8:36 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

very

Sep. 28, 2009 | 8:36 AM andale524 says:

they look like the would never get laid.
but yeah the song and the lyrics is funny

Sep. 28, 2009 | 9:01 AM Chdonga says:

Those people should be ashamed.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 9:58 AM mamatequila says:

oh that reminds me, my mother said the results were negative? i dunno what that means, but she told me to pass that on.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 1:18 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

thankyousweetbabyjezuz

Now you know that I truly am THE motherfucker.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 10:18 AM Kevin says:

I don't think they are doing anybody.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 1:19 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Me either.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 11:24 AM ilikeblamingcrap says:

LMAO! This is perfect for you Poozy!

Sep. 28, 2009 | 1:19 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Dontcha know, eh?

Sep. 28, 2009 | 3:52 PM Twilight says:

Anyone who kisses their mom on the mouth is going to hell because incest is a sin.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 5:02 PM Westies says:

Is that from the nineties? Reminds me of in living color, aye boyo.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 5:34 PM Headshot777 says:

Looks like a Kidz-Bop commercial.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 6:06 PM jakenator85 says:

How many moms have you done so far?

Sep. 28, 2009 | 6:41 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

At least one a week, usually more. Hard to keep count tbh.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 6:33 PM Tiki-Dog says:

why does the guy in your avatar have no head on his cock, the fuck is with that.

Did you cut it off or something?

Sep. 28, 2009 | 6:42 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I've said it before.

That is a pic of me in my mom's womb, for fucks sake I wasn't fully developed yet.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 7:20 PM slackerzac says:

"Your mom" jokes will never die for as long a western civilization stands. I'm not sure if thats either good or bad.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 7:30 PM Toiletpaper says:

They half-assed it. One mp3 clip used for the entire song? >:(

Sep. 28, 2009 | 8:16 PM Sinitech says:

In Soviet Menstrual Land, mom does you.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 9:16 PM Trisors says:

Hey, Poozy,

shut the fuck up. You don't get paid to be a forum moderator.
I've asked other moderators, you're a bullshit liar.

Sep. 29, 2009 | 2:58 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

Sep. 28, 2009 | 10:03 PM AwesomeX says:

Who would win in a fight between you and rig?

Sep. 29, 2009 | 2:58 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

mamatequila

Sep. 28, 2009 | 10:10 PM godlygodlygod says:

Leave raywilliamjohnson alone, he has some good rants. He is also good at giving us our viral videos!

Sep. 28, 2009 | 10:21 PM SupraAddict says:

That. Was. PAINFUL TO WATCH.

Sep. 29, 2009 | 1:01 AM InDuStRiEl says:

So, those little hooligans decided to repeat an unnecessary statemant over the course of 3 and a half minutes?

Very irrelevant, if I may say so myself.

I would also like to add that the African American at 23 seconds is not playing a real guitar, but a plastic guitar from the GuitarHero/Rockband franchise.

However, I did find this quite enjoyable watching it while glancing at your swirling penis every 10 seconds.

With all said and done,
Frank Julio Luis Peralta.

Sep. 29, 2009 | 2:59 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

FJLP

Sep. 29, 2009 | 3:45 PM Itsbroken2 says:

Oh that's rich.

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:04 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

inorite

Sep. 29, 2009 | 5:25 PM HighWayStar365 says:

The guy at 3:18 sort of reminds me of you :3

The lyrics where painful. But that beat, with the drums and piano, was just awesome. It's a shame such bad lyrics had to ruin such a good beat :(

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:04 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

comedy

Sep. 29, 2009 | 10:27 PM jakenator85 says:

Yo dawg, I heard you like the forums, so I put someone's momma in there so you can fuck momma while you lock threads.
//b/

Sep. 30, 2009 | 10:56 AM TurtleKirby101 says:

check yer 27th post

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:04 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

wut

Sep. 30, 2009 | 5:49 PM TheSporkLord says:

trust me.... you DON'T wanna fuck my mom.

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:04 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You should seen her before you came along....

Sep. 30, 2009 | 6:06 PM TehSlapHappy says:

*Doin' My Hand (song)

correct naming.

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:05 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That's their anthem.

Sep. 30, 2009 | 6:08 PM BareNakedMike says:

My mom says Hi.

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:05 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Grab her ass for me, would ya?

Sep. 30, 2009 | 6:37 PM Justaregularuser says:

U CANT STP ME EYELOVEFAGGET!
I HVE HAKD JUSTAREGULARUSER AND ILL HAK U!

Sep. 30, 2009 | 7:33 PM MindChamber says:

lol great song, they need a better video, one with actual bitches in it.

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:05 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Seriously bro. They dropped the ball when they posted this sans bitches.

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:41 PM Crebzaki says:

I'm going to tell your wife that you're fucking other peoples mothers.

Oh but your wife left you lmfao so she won't care.

Operation Duckies: 0%

Oct. 1, 2009 | 3:20 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

http://copy.newgrounds.com/

lol

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:50 PM FBIpolux says:

Wow those kids are gay. I'd love to kick that white kid in the face.

WLDWLDLLDDLFKFKF

That redhead chick was hot though. I'd fuck that.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 3:21 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Quite tappable.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 12:25 AM Phobotech says:

Oklahoma = Fail LOLOLOL

Oct. 1, 2009 | 3:21 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That's where they're from?

Oct. 1, 2009 | 12:52 AM TheWolfe says:

Dear Poozy,
You bore me.
From, Best Lock Ever Thread

Oct. 1, 2009 | 3:22 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That's nice, princess.

stfu MT

Oct. 1, 2009 | 4:48 AM Phobotech says:

Well, douche #Red shirt has a big "Oklahomo" slapped across his chest...so one can only assume...I doubt anyone that escaped from there would be proud of the fact in other states.

I should be a detective.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 10:40 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Purely circumstantial evidence my dear Watson.

I did fukken facepalm and drag when I saw the shirt.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 10:07 PM TehSlapHappy says:

What is the appropriate age for fucking mothers? Like how old should they be?

*pulls out notebook*

Oct. 1, 2009 | 11:17 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

It's my duty to please that booty.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 10:26 PM jakenator85 says:

Yo dawg, I heard you like moms, so I put a mom in that mom so you can fuck while you fuck!

Oct. 1, 2009 | 11:17 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

multitasking ftw

Oct. 1, 2009 | 11:07 PM Parlux says:

Oh I get it. So this is your theme song for fucking our mothers

Oct. 1, 2009 | 11:17 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Kind of slow, arentcha?

Oct. 2, 2009 | 4:09 AM kidray76 says:

Good song, horrible video. Song called doin your mom, and didn't post ANY mothers in the video.

Plus, was the guy holding the guitar hero controller wrong?

Oct. 8, 2009 | 12:13 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yeah, I noticed that too. lol what a stupid nigger

Oct. 2, 2009 | 8:54 PM Tateos says:

Possibly one of the greatest raps ever conceived.

Oct. 3, 2009 | 12:31 AM jakenator85 says:

BLACK PEOPLE.

Oct. 8, 2009 | 12:17 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/
view/375704

Oct. 4, 2009 | 1:11 AM OptometristMartin says:

Jerk!

Oct. 8, 2009 | 12:17 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

nigger titted faggot

Oct. 4, 2009 | 3:37 AM Liteice says:

Fitting song.

Did I pass your test or did I flunk it miserably?

Oct. 8, 2009 | 12:17 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

dunno what you're talking about

Oct. 5, 2009 | 7:42 PM ILoveTheBBS says:

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what Im thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Give you up. give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up

We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Oct. 8, 2009 | 12:18 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

Oct. 5, 2009 | 10:06 PM jakenator85 says:

Yo, I heard you love poozy, so I put some poozy in dat poozy so you can love while you love.

Oct. 6, 2009 | 4:54 AM Phobotech says:

How was the Denver meet?

Oct. 8, 2009 | 12:18 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Fucking sweeter than I thought it would be. It was cold at times but warm and wet at others.

Oct. 6, 2009 | 7:15 PM jakenator85 says:

Have any idea as to why ReNaeNae was de-modded?

Oct. 8, 2009 | 12:19 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Scraped my dick with her teef.

Oct. 6, 2009 | 8:46 PM GOTHCLAWZ says:

Twilight is an awesome users who keeps crying on Stickam & begging people to ask you to unban him, please have a sole & pity him.

Oct. 6, 2009 | 8:55 PM LichKingz says:

That video just sent the word ''Egotistical Douchebag'' to much lower standards..

Oct. 7, 2009 | 12:58 AM SuperSuperKLC says:

are you related to Kris Allen

Oct. 8, 2009 | 12:19 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

No clue who that is.

Oct. 7, 2009 | 7:15 PM HighWayStar365 says:

That tall pale dude was annoying as phuq.

Oct. 8, 2009 | 12:20 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I disliked the negro, most.

Oct. 8, 2009 | 5:33 PM Liteice says:

I'm talking about this.

At 9/22/09 5:21 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
: At 9/22/09 5:14 PM, Liteice wrote:
: : I'm sorry to bother you with this, but could you could ask Wade Fulp to delete my alt accounts, please? I asked him once but I don't think he saw the message, it was likely lost in the sea of private messages he gets daily.
:
: List them.
:
: : this is a test btw

Oct. 8, 2009 | 6:06 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Was that via PM? I don't recall that.

Oct. 8, 2009 | 5:34 PM HeavyTank says:

lol......wtf.
l don't know what to say....wtf

Oct. 8, 2009 | 11:29 PM Liteice says:

Yes, that was through PMs. I can give you a screen shot or something if you want.

Anyways, are you going PM Wade for me about it?

Oct. 9, 2009 | 11:54 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Just re-PM me the list you already gave me. I'll handle the rest.

Oct. 10, 2009 | 4:06 PM naronic says:

mom I fuk her every nite

JEELIOUS?

Oct. 10, 2009 | 6:39 PM Alex12345269 says:

Dude, why do you have to lock all the good threads? You even locked the "best lock ever?" thread.

Oct. 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM ILoveTheBBS says:

ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 30 days. You have 24 days, 7 hours, 19 minutes and 58 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: Go away gimmick account. Also, We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what Im thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've know each other for so long Your hearts been aching But you're too shy to say it Inside we both know whats been going on We know the game and were gonna play it And if you ask me how Im feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you -Poozy

Please read the BBS rules.

Oct. 11, 2009 | 12:27 AM Twilight says:

Lmfao I'm made shmacked right now lol

You're mad thal lmfao

Oct. 12, 2009 | 10:11 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lolwut? haha

Oct. 11, 2009 | 8:16 AM evan210 says:

what the fuck is "OMG this user has been hacked!" supposed to be?
and does it really deserve a 30 day ban?
explain plz kthxbai.

Oct. 11, 2009 | 12:08 PM CuteAndFuzzy says:

thats a really funny video lol doing ur mom that really offends me every time! really offensive insult in my opinion

Oct. 12, 2009 | 10:18 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

yawn

Oct. 11, 2009 | 5:24 PM SevenSeize says:

Have you seen the muppet sex one?

It reminds me of you. <3

Oct. 12, 2009 | 10:18 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

YOU MUST LINK SAID VIDEO

immediately

Oct. 11, 2009 | 9:30 PM Endless-Psychoticism says:

Hmmm, I've been thinking...
If you fuck mothers, then which mod fucks fathers?

Oct. 12, 2009 | 10:19 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Several mods fuck dudes. I wont mention them though.

Oct. 12, 2009 | 2:31 AM Liteice says:

I noticed CyberwolfX got deleted. Was this before or after I made the alt deletion request?

Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:01 AM Liteice says:

Please do me a favor. Delete this account or permaban it. Why? See my first post for more details.

Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:32 AM Liteice says:

One last thing.

You're the fucking shit! Please keep teenagers from ruining their lives by trolling this website and doing other stupid things. Because of what you've done, it partially motivated me to get my life together. After you banned me so many times and after I saw you with a job and a chick along with a car and money and ect, it all made me feel like a loser in comparison.

I'm done with the internet, I'm getting a life now and I'm not coming back here until I have one. Thank you.

Oct. 12, 2009 | 10:19 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Good luck lil dude.

Oct. 12, 2009 | 5:43 PM TeacherBrumswick says:

How is the cat?

Oct. 12, 2009 | 10:21 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'm just gonna let you get comfy as hell with a couple of alts. Then I'll delete all of them. Maybe then you'll progress to the level that I feel you should be at.

Oct. 13, 2009 | 5:46 PM Itsbroken2 says:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /514499
Lol.

Oct. 13, 2009 | 7:50 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

"This submission was BLAMMED by our users."

Oct. 13, 2009 | 7:34 PM evan210 says:

I DEMANDS EXPLANATION 4 BAN'D.

Oct. 13, 2009 | 7:49 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/1112535

Oct. 14, 2009 | 5:20 AM Phobotech says:

Constantly delete older, unimportant comments to keep it on 69.

It is your destiny.

Oct. 16, 2009 | 8:26 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Novel idea sir.
There are close to 100 comments that shall never be approved for this blog.

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