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Jul. 15, 2009 | 10:30 AM Adio says:

Are the said duckies roasted over a spit? That would be yummy.

Jul. 15, 2009 | 3:53 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Well I will be lambasting them. That's close enough I think.

Jul. 15, 2009 | 11:03 AM Chdonga says:

I expected this news post to be about you kicking the duck division's ass.

Jul. 15, 2009 | 3:53 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

What makes you think it's not?

Jul. 15, 2009 | 12:13 PM doberman7 says:

FUCK Y-. . .I mean, Hi poozy.

Jul. 15, 2009 | 3:53 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Damn ginger.

Jul. 15, 2009 | 12:25 PM Parlux says:

First Comment.

Jul. 15, 2009 | 3:54 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Last time you post on my userpage. Have a nice life, stupid.

Jul. 15, 2009 | 12:51 PM Magnet-Boy says:

are you gonna eat em

Jul. 15, 2009 | 3:55 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That would be cannibalism I'm afraid...

Jul. 15, 2009 | 5:10 PM Spoopy says:

post docs pl0x :D

Jul. 15, 2009 | 6:05 PM Twilight says:

20% omfg i download torrents that are quicker than that.

lulz jk, good job with spitfire. very lulzy. but i take offense.

Jul. 16, 2009 | 1:41 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Have you tried not being a nigger anymore?

Jul. 15, 2009 | 9:33 PM JadeTheAssassin says:

I'm going to slap your head off your head.

YEAH, MAN, I'M NOT BLACK. I ALSO BLOCK MY FACE WITH MY SHITTY CAM.

That was a good night, we need to do it again.

Jul. 16, 2009 | 1:42 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You can't plan shit like that babe.

Jul. 15, 2009 | 10:32 PM 7Clock says:

commence ruin life tactics?

Jul. 16, 2009 | 1:51 AM UncleABC says:

I'm shaking in me boots!

Jul. 16, 2009 | 1:43 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Nothing to be scared about here man. Carry on with what you're doing.

Jul. 16, 2009 | 4:38 AM Kevin says:

I feel like getting my mailing list ready.

This is gonna be excellent.

Jul. 16, 2009 | 10:03 AM Magyar says:

Can us kittens have some duck too poozy?

Jul. 16, 2009 | 12:23 PM TehSlapHappy says:

Who is this 'em'?

Jul. 16, 2009 | 1:44 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Asian homosexual accountants of course.

Jul. 16, 2009 | 12:32 PM DonDuDonDon says:

Jul. 16, 2009 | 1:44 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lmao

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:28 PM ForNoReason says:

I am on the edge of my seat!

Jul. 16, 2009 | 8:40 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You aint seen nothin' yet.

Jul. 16, 2009 | 8:27 PM HecticCircleCrap says:

What'cha doin'?

Jul. 16, 2009 | 8:41 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Your mom.

Jul. 17, 2009 | 2:35 AM iscrulz says:

I thought the DD got to you.

Jul. 17, 2009 | 12:20 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Don't make me laugh.

Jul. 17, 2009 | 6:36 AM Endless-Psychoticism says:

Should we be terrified.

Jul. 17, 2009 | 12:20 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Only if your name is on this list.

Jul. 17, 2009 | 8:10 AM Maximus says:

n****r.

Jul. 17, 2009 | 12:24 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Oh sweet, I almost forgot to fuck your ass for that CoolStoryBro acct!

Thanks for reminding me nigger. *highfive* =D

Jul. 17, 2009 | 1:20 PM AudioGmez says:

Once you put them duckies in a row you can borrow my rifle. :-)

Jul. 18, 2009 | 10:56 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Thanks, but I wont need it.

Jul. 17, 2009 | 7:37 PM InDuStRiEl says:

I LOVE YOU.

Jul. 18, 2009 | 10:57 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Why?

Jul. 17, 2009 | 11:47 PM jakenator85 says:

What the fuck does that mean? "All my duckies in a row" DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE [DD]? HAVE YOU BEEN HACKED!?!?

Jul. 18, 2009 | 10:57 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

niggertits

Jul. 18, 2009 | 1:25 AM LordZeebmork says:

lmao

Jul. 18, 2009 | 10:57 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lolz

Jul. 18, 2009 | 2:15 AM Sectus says:

yo, just droppin' in to say wazzap?

Jul. 18, 2009 | 10:58 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

chillin'

Jul. 18, 2009 | 2:15 AM Skwurll says:

Poozy. What is this thou speaketh of?

Jul. 18, 2009 | 10:58 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Payment.

Jul. 18, 2009 | 7:19 AM AronKong says:

AronKongDivision4Lyfe

Jul. 18, 2009 | 2:51 PM HighWayStar365 says:

how does it feel to be the most hated/loved mod?
:D

Jul. 18, 2009 | 11:00 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Don't care.

Jul. 18, 2009 | 8:17 PM BrazilianNinja says:

Lol, you're a mod?

Jul. 18, 2009 | 11:01 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Nope.

Jul. 18, 2009 | 10:17 PM TehSlapHappy says:

I am scared.

SHIT IS GETTIN' REAL.

Jul. 18, 2009 | 11:01 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Take it easy buddy...

Jul. 19, 2009 | 1:08 AM jakenator85 says:

You're gonna love what I did to my BBS signature!

Jul. 19, 2009 | 1:55 AM dirtyfarmer says:

Motherfucker, I have a question.

Jul. 19, 2009 | 12:00 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Go on.

Jul. 19, 2009 | 2:16 AM EYEL0VEP00ZY says:

SUP POOZY IM BACK!!!

Jul. 19, 2009 | 4:33 AM Itsbroken2 says:

I will savor the day.

Jul. 19, 2009 | 12:13 PM HighWayStar365 says:

That's the spirit! :D

Jul. 19, 2009 | 1:07 PM Skulsta says:

You have a scat fetish lololololololol! That's right, I know about it mwahaha.

BTW do you have MSN? I like chatting with mods and I know you'll be a big ball of fun in the chat room.

Jul. 21, 2009 | 3:31 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

no.

Jul. 19, 2009 | 1:12 PM UnknownFear says:

Hey, EyeLovePoozy, how are you doing?

Jul. 19, 2009 | 1:18 PM thelittleemo says:

You silly ass n****r. Well have fun.

Jul. 21, 2009 | 3:31 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I find emo niggers funny.

Jul. 19, 2009 | 2:22 PM explodingbunnies says:

mmm, duck....Now im hungry Damnit !!

anyway, to help get rid of the duckdivision, use some bunnybombs!

take some of my heatseaking landmine bunnies, trust me, theyll help you kill all your enemies! *hands over 100 Bunnybomb co. brand Heat Seeking landminebunnies*

Jul. 19, 2009 | 4:49 PM EyeLovePoozyIsAFag says:

Fuck you asshole

Jul. 19, 2009 | 9:05 PM SupraAddict says:

I'm getting popcorn for tis shit.

Jul. 21, 2009 | 3:32 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

It's gonna be funny.

Jul. 19, 2009 | 10:07 PM TehSlapHappy says:

How much longer?

40%?

Jul. 21, 2009 | 3:32 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'd say we're at about 33% right now, be patient. It'll be worth it...

Jul. 20, 2009 | 1:32 AM danicos says:

What do you mean by that, are you making like a new flash or sum'n

Jul. 20, 2009 | 2:38 AM Itsbroken2 says:

Might I have the date and time of this BBQ?

Jul. 21, 2009 | 3:33 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

In the near future.

Jul. 20, 2009 | 5:27 AM steventhegreat says:

smack them all with your mighty banhammer in one swing

it will amuse me

Jul. 20, 2009 | 11:47 AM Evark says:

Just so long as those duckies weren't all in the same basket prior to hatching.

Jul. 21, 2009 | 3:33 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

What difference would that make bro?

Fuck 'em in the neck, right where they breathe...

Jul. 20, 2009 | 4:46 PM Sectus says:

I like watching people squirm and cry >.>

Jul. 21, 2009 | 3:34 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Well then you're in for a treat.

Jul. 20, 2009 | 5:08 PM HecticCircleCrap says:

You necrophile, why are you doing my mom?

Jul. 21, 2009 | 3:34 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Shit was tight as fuck yo.

Jul. 20, 2009 | 5:25 PM Twilight says:

are you going to the NY comic con next year?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Jul. 21, 2009 | 3:34 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I was thinking about it but now that you're insinuating that you'll be there I think I'll pass.

Jul. 20, 2009 | 5:32 PM ZakBaldwin says:

guy on aim here, verifying that im the real deal.
maybe 10 days?

Jul. 21, 2009 | 3:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Done deal. Let me know if you get back before then.

Jul. 20, 2009 | 10:05 PM Aryk says:

What percent now hmm?

Jul. 21, 2009 | 3:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

About 33%.

Jul. 21, 2009 | 4:04 AM Phobotech says:

http://phobotech.newgrounds.com/

cough

Also, why does Egoraptor have a gold aura?

Jul. 21, 2009 | 3:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

He is an art portal mod.

Jul. 21, 2009 | 4:11 AM Sensationalism says:

Dude, your b/p rank is 1987! That's the year I was born, how cool is that?
Oh wait you don't care. Too bad I told you anyway :P

Jul. 21, 2009 | 3:36 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I love pussy.

Jul. 21, 2009 | 4:14 AM jmalouin7 says:

What exactly are you going to do when you get all the info required?

Jul. 21, 2009 | 3:36 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Post it all publicly.

Jul. 21, 2009 | 2:25 PM jakenator85 says:

Yeah, click the picture of my BBS signature, you're gonna love it, I promise!

Jul. 21, 2009 | 3:37 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I can't be assed to hunt down a post of yours just to click your sig.

Jul. 21, 2009 | 4:03 PM Itsbroken2 says:

Why was I banned if posting in spam topics is not in the rules, also you were not specific when you gave me the time and the date of the BBQ...

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:29 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Wasn't me that banned you, you're pissing up the wrong tree.

Jul. 21, 2009 | 4:51 PM psychomilkman says:

:) I love poozy too

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:29 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

mmmm

Jul. 21, 2009 | 6:42 PM TehdeShite says:

teDHe hoPEs yoUR noT doIn anY dANg on sAturDAy, caUSe daTs wEn tehDE's coMiN oVa bABY!!!1231#%%#

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:29 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

moron

Jul. 21, 2009 | 8:04 PM Twilight says:

>:C

God fucking damnit.

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:31 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

shaddap you

Jul. 21, 2009 | 11:20 PM jmalouin7 says:

but when you post it all publicly, what does is acclomplish?? I don't understand why you are going through all the effort to get there info. having there information public to me won't do anything, unless they post more CP or stuff like that. like lets say for example I hack/phish/ w.e your account, or gagsy's, or jades, or who ever. how does having my address// phone number or w/e you got change anything?

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:32 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'm not going through any trouble at all, just pulled a couple of stings. lol

Also, what people do with the info is none of my concern, I could care less. I already made my money, haha.

Jul. 21, 2009 | 11:46 PM jakenator85 says:

The picture in my sig links to this:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 066994
Which is why the picture says "NO MORE".

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:33 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

/response

Jul. 22, 2009 | 2:11 AM Kevin says:

What exactly do you want us to do with this info once you release it?

I noticed you didn't say KILL THEM or anything, because KILLING THEM could get all of us in trouble, you don't want any of us to KILL THEM right?

Also, here's that Jakenator kid's sig.

http://bbssig.ngfiles.com/2187/218743 9.jpg

With a link to the no more posting /thread, thread.

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I don't care what people do with the info, I already got paid.

Jul. 22, 2009 | 5:04 AM YoshiRacer1 says:

I drew a picture of you. It's not good though.

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

that's nice

Jul. 22, 2009 | 12:36 PM HecticCircleCrap says:

But she was safe in her little coffin!

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:36 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Pussy was tight yo.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 1:32 AM kiljoy96 says:

I have just realized I am un-permabanned. Any real explanation for this or did you just forget to extend my ban?

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:36 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Consider it a 2nd chance. Don't fuck up.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 4:06 PM Kart-Man says:

"Ready to watch 'em squirm and cry? >:)"

I sure will be, but Bob will not be amused.

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:38 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Bob is an Eagles fan, nuff said.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 5:40 PM 66se7en says:

Hai sexy.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 7:52 PM luigipwnsmario says:

POOZY I LOVE YOU

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:38 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

why?

Jul. 23, 2009 | 10:08 PM Piss says:

Very glad to hear the news. I just can't wait to see the end result.

Until next time, drink Pepsi, etc etc

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:39 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You wont be disappointed. Also, coke > Pepsi.

Jul. 24, 2009 | 2:10 AM TehSlapHappy says:

OSHI-

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 085493

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:39 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

HAHA

That's a good one. I bet he /wrists about that one.

Jul. 24, 2009 | 2:33 AM st91 says:

fuck you

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:40 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

bawwww

Jul. 24, 2009 | 9:02 PM Shikamarana says:

Private:

Can I see your penis please?

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:40 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Stop being gay.

Jul. 24, 2009 | 9:45 PM AronKong says:

Wtf are you gonna do? Take a pic of them in jail XD???

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:40 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

They're not going to jail.

Jul. 25, 2009 | 1:50 AM White-Male says:

Ok i have been on the forums since 04 and i have never had a problem with this account name up until now. I am not acting like im toms mom or anything please unban me from the forums.
Thankyou

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:41 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*thinks about it*

Jul. 25, 2009 | 1:04 PM Headshot777 says:

Dully noted.

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:41 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*duly

Jul. 26, 2009 | 2:05 AM jakenator85 says:

I don't see you online as much as you used to, what's up? Anything going on outside of newgrounds?

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:48 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

nigger gots to get his dick licked yo

Jul. 26, 2009 | 3:27 AM SuperSuperKLC says:

i heard u r an Pedo

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:43 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Big girl pussy only, for me. Thanks.

Jul. 26, 2009 | 4:18 AM HighWayStar365 says:

What is the completion status look like now, Commander Poozy?

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:43 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

About 40%.

Jul. 26, 2009 | 2:09 PM RohantheBarbarian says:

I think the title of this video sums things up perfectly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byxhvE Vp3hg

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:43 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

HAHAHA

Good shit man, thanks.

Jul. 26, 2009 | 11:23 PM gonfcardinals13 says:

i have to say, when you banned me, it was actually pretty funny!

Jul. 26, 2009 | 11:32 PM psychomilkman says:

I love u ^>^

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:44 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Get in line.

Jul. 26, 2009 | 11:35 PM gonfcardinals13 says:

even funnier when you added EXTRA time! YYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:45 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

who are you?

Jul. 26, 2009 | 11:40 PM SuperSuperKLC says:

I have a feeling that you are going to die. Just a feeling.

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:45 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Everybody is gonna die.

Jul. 27, 2009 | 2:10 AM Psychophobia says:

Why am I only allowed to make two news posts every thirty minutes?

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:46 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Because your mother touches you at night.

Jul. 27, 2009 | 1:11 PM Twilight says:

Poozy I'm not gonna make it through highschool so enjoy your last month of me.

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:46 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lolwut

Jul. 27, 2009 | 1:23 PM DannyJay says:

STOP HAVING A LIFE AND Get on Stickam! We miss you :(

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:47 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

busy busy

Jul. 27, 2009 | 2:55 PM ilovepussy says:

hi there

Jul. 28, 2009 | 12:37 AM wildface098 says:

got all your duckies in a row yet?

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:47 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Almost half way now.

Jul. 28, 2009 | 8:27 PM BrockManson says:

I have an image in my head of you at a Tim Burton-esque funfair at the duck shooting range, cock in hand, ejaculating over the rows of ducks whilst little children cry. It's pretty sexy.

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:48 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

Jul. 28, 2009 | 9:11 PM SpartanBunny says:

Must be close.....*rubs hands together*

Muahahahaaaa.

Jul. 28, 2009 | 10:41 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Almost half done now.

Jul. 28, 2009 | 10:24 PM SevenSeize says:

I'm ready to watch!

Jul. 28, 2009 | 10:42 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

It's gonna be pretty funny, you goddess you.

Jul. 28, 2009 | 11:06 PM HighWayStar365 says:

I honestly thank you for banning me, Poozy.

I'm not being sarcastic about that, I really do thank you for banning me! It now actually gives me a purpose to keep on logging in everyday, besides exp points. And I love the comment you gave. That's the reason why I voted you as the 2009 MidYear BBS Awards Funniest user!

But all cock-sucking aside, I really did think they where cool stories. I quess I shouldn't have posted the pic too.

Jul. 29, 2009 | 1:09 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You're welcome.

Also, "cool story bro" is spam.

Jul. 28, 2009 | 11:21 PM DSC says:

Fuck you faggot

Jul. 29, 2009 | 1:09 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

waaaahhh

Jul. 28, 2009 | 11:21 PM DSC says:

fuck you faggot

Jul. 29, 2009 | 1:09 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

baaaaawww

Jul. 29, 2009 | 12:29 AM HighWayStar365 says:

I need HELP!!!

I want to put a pic that I have saved to my pictures to a url, but i have zero clue how to. Do you know how to do this. Please help. I'm not very good with computers and if you do I will be forever greatful.

Jul. 29, 2009 | 12:50 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I have no idea wtf you are on about.

Jul. 29, 2009 | 12:42 AM mothballs says:

If I suck your dick will you unban me?

Jul. 29, 2009 | 12:50 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Probably not.

Jul. 29, 2009 | 12:46 AM GiantDouche says:

Hey Poozy, I'm not saying this to be a dick or anything but I was banned for creating a spam thread by you, and I didn't see any spam values to it. There is no clear definition for spam in the rules but I see it as repeatedly posting "OMGLOL DICKS" or something like that. I felt that my topic was more of a statement than spam. I'm not asking for my ban to be lifted, not at all. I'm simply wondering what the Newgrounds definition of spam is. I think Encyclopedia Dramatica sums it up pretty well, but I find myself getting banned from time to time for making or posting in Spam threads, which I'm not even sure if they are spam after all.

I know you're a nice and rational guy, so I'm not trying to make this sound like an appeal to decency, but could you please define spam for me so I don't make these mistakes in the future? I used to hate you with all the other newfags, but I soon realized that you're probably one of the best mods because you understand the forum thoroughly and therefore know how to moderate it.

Again, to reiterate, I'm not trying to suck your e-penis or anything, I just want you to explain to me what the NG definition of spam is so I can be a better poster in the future. Feel free to PM me. I should end this before I start rambling which is common because I just took like 3 Adderall which makes you talk a lot because it's kinda like meth and anyways umm. Feel free to tell me if you feel like it, or not, I'll understand. Thanks a lot man.

Jul. 29, 2009 | 12:57 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

For starters the thread in question had a misleading title. Secondly the body of the thread acknowledged that fact with an all caps post that was trolling for comments.

Pretty self explanatory imo.

Jul. 29, 2009 | 1:16 AM ZakBaldwin says:

hey poozy,
i had you ban me from the bbs so i could go on vacation and have a friend deposit, im back and still got a lil more than a day, is it possible to unban me or should i just wait another day? and this doesnt have to be private, up to you sweetheart :3

Jul. 29, 2009 | 1:24 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I was gonna unban you till I reached you sweetheart comment.

Now you can just wait it out.

Jul. 29, 2009 | 1:18 AM Lizzardis says:

Hey Poozy, How have you been? Busy I presume with this "duckies in a row thing"

Question: How far have you got now? How much has been completed?

Jul. 29, 2009 | 1:25 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

About 40% done now.

Also, I'm not doing anything as far acquiring their info. I just pulled some powerful strings is all.

Jul. 29, 2009 | 1:30 AM ZakBaldwin says:

;3 ha k

Jul. 29, 2009 | 1:38 AM GiantDouche says:

So spam topics=troll topics and anyone who doesn't have basic topic structure? So it wouldn't be a spam topic if I went off into a sort of rant that described how I hate people who put misleading titles in topics? Alright I think I get it. Anything that's basically vague and has little room for discussion. Thanks man, I never really got that until now.