Okay...Poozy, you're online. Get on AIM, I can't re-record (x) until I get (y) in a proper format from you.

:P
http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/17050 9/1431_Untitled-1.jpg

Heh, let me guess... The butthurt PMs were about this:
1) You being the next BBR
2) People wanting you to be de-modded
3) "Unfairly" banning them
4) You fucking their mothers

The first "User Page' Mod"? You got to be kidding me.

Oh you.

I really hope I meet you at a meet-up one day, I'll buy you a beer for every perma-ban you have given.

oh you

Hey poozy, so now that your indox isn't full....You maybe able to tell me how many people you have got with alts?

Haha, I'm still waiting on an answer.

Oh and pardon my double post, but what the hell is a user page mod? It sounds cool and I would like to have the chance to be one....If your offering the spot away.

500 PMs and my inbox ain't 1/8 full. All the hatemail must suck.

Hello, Poozy. How are you? How has the day been treating you?

When in doubt, google for a refresher:

http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=en& ;tab=iw#hl=en&q=convert+aup+files &btnG=Google+Search&aq=1&
oq=Convert+AUP&fp=Q5rYJf3FIq4

I need the file no later than the 27th, PM me when you think you got it; just because your inbox is full doesn't mean you can't send messages, right? :P

If this shit hits front page and you're in it, I owe you a beer.

Alright.
You gave me a perfectly good 5 day ban, 3 days ago.
This is fine and all, but its now gone up to 7 days...? Have you extended my ban...?
If so, a simpler eason why would surfice, please.

i find you are cool to allow word like fuck you or thing like that and dont other mod say that you should not be a mod cuz you swear? i think you stay as a moderator and your i fuck your mother banner is cool i wanna have it plz and have a good day.oh and other ppl that say you should be de-modded suck cocks

er i tried to send an e-mail to ya but your inbox is full so im leavin' it on your userpagee. it's kinda of a importat question

you banned my alt for some reason i can't rember but does that mean until my ban gets lifted from my alt that i can post with my main acount? because the ban keeos on "refreashing" here is what it says

ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 30 days. You have 22 days, 14 hours, 58 minutes and 53 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: Gimmick account. @*@*@PERMABAN@*@*@ -Poozy

Wait what? lol I don't get it it's a contest for a user page mod?

oh and steevenmeyer sucks cocks.

didn't think it would ever happen

Teach me to bowl you fucking faggot.

Well, I haven't had anything to say up until now, but you do get around to changing yo blog. Maybe you can influence Dry-ice to have a lil fun and create a new blog post :)

p.s. u didn't hear ths from me

You're right, I think I'd need a second job.

:P

Blah Blah Blah! Blah blah. blah blah blah blah?

Also, regarding user-page moderation.

It sounds like a somewhat decent idea, since you can only ban the user from posting on your page, and almost no way of reporting the user since you have little evidence of him spamming.

Will the U.P. Mods be able to see who/what the user posted on others' user pages?

The moderators are only allowed to permanent ban the user, or can they give timed bans?

Maybe an alternative to the user page moderation team would be a "[report]" button next to their post. (Using the whistle system, kind of like the abusive reviews)

Also, the idea of them getting the moderation aura on their level icon seems like a odd predicament; since they are only moderating a small portion of the site.

can i have a hug?

steevenpower*

also, gay idea :l

seriously user pages don't need that many rules, or people to enforce them.

are people even going to be allowed to troll from their userpages anymore?

I don't want to sound like a dickeater but I appreciate that you ban and lock the shit out of general. I think it might actually be helping.

User page mods... That's cool.
I've actually got a few names I could report... Would I benefit in any way were I to report someone?
You know, like the whistle system...?

already have, its no fun anymore :(

Aight you did hear it from me. You two are complete opposites, there is no one like him, and there is definitely no one like you :P
http://dry-ice.newgrounds.com/
Cheers

I would be the perfect user page mod, if they really exist. But I will likely be ignored, and I've just made an ass of myself because they probably don't exist.

c-c-can i do domething else?

are you STILL deleting (PM)s?

Mmhm, obviously you are a 31 year old guy with no life.. I mean really do you think yourself as a higher beeing over newgrounds..? Proboboly.. I do not mean to piss someone of but this guy just.. needs a life instead of blamming, flagging other peoples reviews, submittions and posts.

Considering that you're only like this over the net but nothing like that IRL.

How many Pm's can the inbox hold before its full?

Eyeloveyouzys

Never said he wasn't. Ah screw it, http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /425940

Stupidity..? Poor old man.. really, always picking on the spelling. What is it? aint got the balls? If you couldnt figure yourself i have dyslexia if you even know what that is.

The User Page Mod sounds like an interesting concept. I have noticed many user pages with "rule breaking" material on them and unsure of whom to contact.

Also, In my personal opinion, I think they should have the same gold aura. I mean if icon mods get them why not?

Oh.. you dont know? Now who's the one who needs a dictionary, look it up.

May. 21, 2009 | 8:15 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:
nunya
May. 22, 2009 | 3:57 PM jakenator85 responds:
nunya, never heard of that number....

maybe you wouldnt be targeted so much if you didn't constantly abuse your power and wern't such a jackass on the bbs

are you black, white, or half and half?

eyeloveyouzy's cuz youlovemeezys

strategize im new at comment makibng so sorry i have bad grammer or i dnt know what to write ty and bye ..... ps: i love you too :)

Why hello there, Poozy. How are you doing this fine evening?

YAY! i'm unbanned

so, i cant have a hug?

I can't read.

You probably get like 50 PMs daily with people saying "wtf why u lock thread it funny and original". Just a wild guess though.

I had no idea that it was against the rules to post pornography on your userpage. It definitely makes sense now considering that there is no legal warning before hand about seeing adult material.

I mean, I've reported one or two kiddies for having blatant pornography in their sigs but I've always kept my mouth shut regarding user pages. See you in stickam poozy.

User Page Mods is actually a damn good idea. I remember that gimmick alt tranny account was up for ages. Even included a meatspin style gif, with obviously a tranny. Would be nice if those things disappeared quicker.

I don't believe it :O

well, if your looking for a "user page" mod, i think i might be a good candidiate. no, i gon't have gay porn, but all the time, just to descover different people, i go to blogs and click random user and find someone i have never ever seen before. when i do this, i become aware of the person and what's on his page at the moment. if you're still looking for a user page mod, why don't you become one? or better yet, rageIV, he's a mod of all sorts, so he might as well also become a user page mod. just a thought

Is there actually a way that you can be an ass withou t getting banned?
:/

If I meet you one day, we will plan a trip to every butthurt faggot here and fuck there mothers.

Or just sit around and stuff. Your call.

Yo XD, Id like to be a User Page mod after the Beta testing is over....if its over.

Could you recomend me if it happens ?

( Your most probably going to do the complete opposite but thats why i like you anyways )

Wait a minuit.....There is not such thing as a User Page Mod and you plan is to see how people react isnt it....isnt it..Poozy..

would you like a slice of delicious cake?

You like it when it's crammed full don't ya? :-)

359 pm's I think If I never deleted one, Id be way over 400. How many fills it up?
2,000?

LOL at kuzzeddie he is a huge furfag from his blog lol

I don't understand why people keep PMs so long after receiving them.

Seems like the logical thing to do would be to delete benign PMs or old ones as you check new ones...

Then again, I don't receive 300 PMs a day, so I don't know how difficult it is to manage them, or if everyone's just lazy as fuck.

Fucking shit man, could you pooz any more than you already do?
To me you're just some dude who banned me one time, I needed it. To others your a dick or ass or a clone of BBR or just a god. All I know is that you have your own style, and I respect you for that. If you ever see me and know who I am in real life, and catch me, I'll buy you a case of beer. good luck trying to find me! *hint- CORN!

The stick man in your profile image, appears to be spinning his penis in my face.

Why?

*Sniff* The true face of evil mods, you! You're awesome!

And, no, I seriously mean it.

I 'spose you got me good pooz.

Adding on to what wtb said, I think your one of the best admin in NG. This Admin (JonasAtNewgrounds) gave me a 20 day ban when I knew you'd just give me a 3 day ban.... I still have my ban....
:(

OH and vould you change your userpage pic.... It's very disturbing...

wow what a positive contributor to this fine internet community

Dear Poozy,

The other day I posted in a thread: "Lolbump".
I can understand why you banned me and it won't happen again, so could you please consider unbanning me early?

Thank you,
Foxtrot

Hitman says you only threaten me because you love me and that if it was any other user you didn't know or care about you would've banned them already.

Eh?

Wait, but I thought you fucked my mother?...

attention whore... i've NEVER pm'd you... :P

Mine recently got full, too. I never thought that would happen and really, I didn't want it to. Oh well.

User page mod sounds like a good idea, count me in

Requesting perma ban from forums.

would you like a slice of delicious cake?

How did you come up whit the awesome username? :D

How the fuck did you become a mod!?

Could you clear a message for me or something? I need to relay the details for judging the Idol to you in a private manner.

sup brah?

TeHDe ShiTe SoRrY FoR FiLLiNG YoUR maLe Box wIth TehDe MASTer ShITE MeSsAgersS. TehDe MAsTer JuST Can"t ReSiSt GeTiN inTo yOur mOnEY maKeR PanT PEnIS ShiT HoLE SO TehDe COuLD licck The pOoPy HaiL hOwES oH I LoVe ShiTezy.

Apparently, I was banned for 14 days, and I finally found your account. Why the hell did you ban me? I did nothing against the Terms of Use. All I did was make a joke. I would like to be allowed post again. I won't do any more tricks.

YOU ARE A FAGGOT

dahahaghahahah

I don't know how you can stand that shit, it's unbelievable, really. Hundreds, fuck that noise.

As far as a User Page mod goes it'd be simpler to just give an already existing mod those privileges, the only reason I could see for adding someone new is that it'd be something to talk about for a bit.

In 3 hours, taking a break from animating, I made this.

I figured you'd get a kick out of it. :D

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/243520

User Page mod, so you're going go around banning people for what they put on their UP? Isn't that an infringement of peoples rights?I mean it's their profile, they should post whatever they want.Besides how will i fap to all the furry pics if they all get deleted?

How is this possible? ===========> http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 067014

'Leave your thoughts about: FUCK YOU!'

Nice.

User Page Mod, eh? Sounds kinda neato.

you know whats so funny about this is you banned me for 7 days and i was gonna send u a pm explaining that i was sorry and i made a news post that is linked on my sig about the "inbox full" error i got when trying to send u a pm.
i think you're one of the best mods on newgrounds, a little bit immature and very harsh at times but u get the job done very well.
i used to not like you at all like the other retards until i read an interview on you then i thought "well he's not really that bad of a guy"
i only hope that one day every stupid butthurt noob will understand and people will back off of you.
i also hope that if i ever become a mod on any site that i could be compared to you.....
now before you go saying "get your lips off my ass" know this, i still think ur an asshole..... but in a good way
btw, FUCK YOU TOO

I think I would be a VERY good user page mod. Trust me, I know tons of people with porn on their blog. TONS!

I think I would be a VERY good user page mod. Trust me, I know tons of people with porn on their blog. TONS!

I may be wrong, but doesn't every kind of mod have a golden aura?

Sorry for posting that comment twice.. FireFox hasn't been working very well...

The prospect of the responsibilities of a User Page Mod intrigue me.

I would be a great user-page mod.

this user psychicpebble has spammed up my newest newspost, i have left the messages up for the mods to see, not sure if he has done this to anyone else i would like this taken care of.
an email will also be sent to Wade Fulp regarding this annoyance. he pmed me asking if i was some retard named chace and i told him no, he continued to pm me so i blocked him. then he proceeded to spam the fuck out of my newspost.

could the banking poozy help me out?

That is quite an accomplishment. But no, I will not fuck you.

MODS? IN MY USERPAGE?

IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.

Not going to lie, my ratio of time spent looking at user-pages to time spent on the BBS is like 3:1.

Just throwing that out there, we should talk. PM me.

A User Page mod...odd. What would you look for exactly?

Jun. 4, 2009 | 8:32 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:
LOOK AT THIS YELLOW CAKE RIGHT HERE YO!
Jun. 5, 2009 | 11:29 PM jakenator85 responds:
is that a yes or a no? if its a yes, finally. the last mod i told that responded was jadetheassassin and she said "no thank you". i also asked sanjay, but that dude never responds to comments. unless the blog is a joke. also, are you ever gonna drop your car iron and grap the pipe already?

Oh pick me, pick me!

First off, your user image and page header would have to go. It is not suitable for the minors.

FUCK ME?

User page mods.. sounds interesting, considering what stuff I've seen on userpages.

Sounds like a nice plan.

Anyway, thank for convincing me to disable adblock on NG ^^
Also, I bought a shirt now.

you should get banned from newgrounds mostly mod power.

your a n****r

Hi F4ggot

so you want to take away more of my freedom you fucking communist? You can go burn in hell along with your entire family, fuck your oppression you communist pig I will hunt you down and stab you to death you fuck!!!!

Meaning of a word..? Yeah.. it pretty much does, you just said what I said in another way.. erm... If you didnt know that is what a dictionary is about.

Obviously you keep dragging my comments oouuuut and ouuut to just remove the actuall topic, i mean really... you are a waste of time. Now please you should really try getting a life instead of putting soooooo much time on newgrounds, i mean for pete's sake you're thirthy one years old, grow up.

Oh yeah about me being a clueless moron..? In what way? I am clearly stating that you need a life, obviously you wouldnt dare saying this to my face.. w8.. this... all seem so repetive... BAH.. you wouldnt do that anyways.

Poozy, ever think of doing the Power of 3?
I can see you as a pretty good voice actor :P

you need to get removed from moderator status you dont deserve it and you just a fucking retard who needs to get shot in the head with my dick. hahahahaha not really my dick but with a barret 50 cal. so i know your dead.

Yeah, you weren't in Montreal...
So fuck YOU!

Why you ridicule me.

Yo poozy;

is saying the word faggot against the BBS rules? Honestly let this through I want to see what you have to say.

first amendment dude first amendment rights...

What is the exact purpose of responding? Well, you got me.

As long as you show up in Denver, then we're coolm brah!
We're cool...

You hurt my butt. :(

Wanna have sex? I got nice double dildo for us 2!!! Get ready for unt crazy night. We gonna paint the town Red babeh! Cuz when were together nothing cant stop us not even your fancy dress shorts! BTW Bring your fancy Tupperware.

hey poozy, i wanna have you mod this site http://didly12.roflforum.net/forum.ht m with me, together we could rule these forums *evil laugh*

then again, you could always just make an account and let me ban you so i could say i pwned the almighty Poozy *evil grin*

your choice..... the red pill, or the blue pill.......

btw put me up on userpage mod list, im always lookin for somethin to do
my job has been cutting back on my hours so im always on

wait, you mentioned that you wanted to put your "blahs" into the audio portal? well if you do, god forbidd knox logs on again and sees it! ths is why...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=642TKZ hBX54

this is irrelevent, but, this is just something really funny i found on youtube!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpc5vg i9zbM

There seems to be a man swinging his genitalia on my screen.

I dare say, it's quite enjoyable, old chap.

Tea and crumpets?

But I thought you liked pussy?

Oh? And what if it's not directed towards homosexuals?

ex.: amerifag, newfag.

"Reason for ban: Posting "/thread" in this thread http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 066 994/8. Good one man, that shit was hardcore and funny as hel- wait, no it wasn't. It was lame and predictable. -Poozy"

Although I posted "<thread>" after the guy before me posted "/thread" as in I would reinstate the html code that he canceled...yeah I know. I would like to apologize, I wasn't trying to be a smartass or anything. I'm not asking to get out of the ban, I just wanted you to know that I wasn't being disrespectful or anything. Sorry Poozy.

check this out Poozy
http://www.didly12.net/general-forums -f1/theres-a-new-sherriff-in-town-111 1-t572.htm
you're so loved that a forum had to make an april fools joke with your profile

Why would you say that to me D:
You're so mean Poozy >:C

I don't understand the concept of a user page mod, sure you would remove content, but how would you punish the person for the content? do you take away there ability to make blogs? is it like a bbs ban?

you sir are a troll

I learned that the hard way. I'll, no wait, I can't do that yet.

hahahahhahahahahhahahahha i get it

It would be very not probable for me to get this job but hey, I'll take it. If not, then not.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/an imated%20rowan%20atkinson%20GIF/copyc utpastesend/animated%20gifs/Punching_
Kitty.gif
put em up PUT EM UP!!

Tell me I've been a bad girl.

Fuck yeah
http://dry-ice.newgrounds.com/news/po st/327321

Was my mother a good lay?

Why are you mean to alot of people. YOUS HOULD NOT BE A MODERATER, YOU SHOULD BE A LOW LIFE, CAGE-CLEANING SCUM

User page mod? Hmm...
Well, a userpage is a blog, some people might want to keep spam comments. I dunno, I just think a system should be thought up.

That kuzzeddie guy sent me a pm acting like a hardass lulz funny shit considering he jacks off to foxes fucking

Oh yeah, not the first to have their inbox full ;*

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8 22643

Hey poozy just asking about the user page mods, might i be one ? Im atleast on 2 to 3 times a day

-Figter

So, you are looking for an userpage mod?
Sounds cool, I think I could handle that, count me in...

Sure, I would love to be a "User Page" Mod.

Userpage mod? Damn... I can do that.

Uhm, sure. I'll apply for userpage mod.

Hey Poozy, can I apply for UserPage Moderator?

I read your looking for a few people to be Mods for UserPages.
Im willing to throw my application in the batch. Im unbiased and very fair. Ive been around the NG community long enough to know the difference between a spam userpage and someone who is trying to be funny but just not quit getting it. I dont hold grudges and am not looking to ruin someones day simply cause I got a piece of power. Ive recently reformed myself to stop having shitty grammer which was my final downfall and most underarming quality. And with my new lease on persoanl quality id like the opertunity to impart some some knowledge on those less experienced then I. Thanx for your time Poozy and I hope I make the cut.
PS: POST BOBS OR GTFO!!!11!1 cause I tried to send it as a PM like a proper asshole would but your inbox is still full

User page mod? I check a lot of user pages for random reasons. And I see lots of shit some times.
So yeah, I want to apply for userpage mod.

I don't think userpage mods should get the gold aura. But I think a special one would be cool. Like purple. :D

Also, I would like to be one. I visit the blogs page a lot. :)

Well, incase you didn't get the email I sent, or... I dunno, you cannot be bothered to read it, I'll just leave it here then.

You're looking for 'user page' mods, are you?
Well, I'd like to throw my name in the hat (if, there is one).
But, I'd like to know some more info about the position. I am certainly interested, but I wish to know how I may.... (with lack of a better word) increase my chances of getting the job.
So, please reply, when you can, to this PM, or if you have MSN I'm at HammerBrute@live.co.uk.

Your pal, HammerBrute

I tried to send you a pm to become a userpage mod, but your inbox is full should we post them here, or pm them to someone else?

Can I be your minion and a userpage mod? You can thank deckheadtottie for all people that are asking.

UserPage mod?

OH SNAP!

lulz -_-

Appearantly, here you can 'apply' for user page mod I heard?

Well, if I can help the site out somehow, anytime. And I have something called 'common sense', which probably helps on determining what appropriate annd what's not.

Also, thanks for the compliment, mister. =)

:(
i tried to PM you, but your inbox is full again....

User page mod, What an interesting idea.

I love the idea, as I have often seen images that are not appropriate for newgrounds ( or any site for that matter ) and i had no idea who to report it to, so i just left a comment and ignored it.. but yea, great idea,

reason I WANT to become a userpage mod,
1.Im young,most user here are adults nad have families to attend to, for me i dont. Im a loner, im usally on newgrounds ever day. for most since im young,you(or other mod) can help guide me if i make mistakes.
2. im honest, i dont backstab people like that, what i talk to people about stays between us and i dont go out shouting it. If i edit something i pm the user bout it.
3. i take jokes well, im in high school, i get pick on alot, i have a wall.
4. im mature, for ,my age anyways,
5. hell im taking the action saying i want it
7.my only weakness is political debates
8.Im slowly losing saitity so the mod squad needs a crazy person
9.I fear no man
theres nine reasons, im also a great person to take to and i need sometime to do, so pm, reliziedyours is full

I'm interested in becoming a userpage mod, I've been here for a while, if you look at my posts you'll see I'm a decent user, and I know the type of stuff that should be in your user page, and not, I know the rules, I'm on a lot.

also wouldn't a topic with applications for this would make it easier for both parties?, anc I gave up with pming you

holy fucking shit this is an awful idea

you act like a hardcore shit and abuse your powers enough on the bbs
we don't need you going through our pages and deleting stuff that YOU believe is unfit

I'll raise Kevin 1 beer per permaban and a shot of whiskey for every 30 day.

The fact that you have to ban people and whatnot is like somebody complaining about going to jail after killing somebody. Rock on poozy.

User page mods? People who go around and remove explicit images from userpages? An honorable idea, but those with the job would have to swim through endless pages upon pages to find rule-breakers. You would need several mods for such a job. And it might be one of the more overlooked moderator jobs on the site.

Oh and I wish to apply for this job. :D

I'd really like it if you chose me to be one of the userpage mods. I view a lot of userpages a day and I think I would be one of the first to sight if anything illegal or unruly was going on. I'm frequently on, too (5-8 hours a day.)

Userpage mod! I would kill for this certain spot. Can I pretty please be a userpage mod man? I really don't care if I had to swim through and ocean of shitty userpages I would do it like... every day.

CAN I BE A USER PAGE MOD I WILL BE A GOOD MOD AND I WILL BAN PEOPLE

Actually, I'd love to be a userpage mod. It doesn't sound like it'd be the shit riddled job that a forum mod would be, and I'd love to keep the site clean.

Hey Pozzy, I was just wanting to ask about signing up for the job as a userpage moderator. I think I would be qualified for the job. I do see innapropiate things on userpages all the time, and I must say, it does upset me. I would like to help in monitoring over userpages to wipe the smut off Newgrounds.

*sniff*

Nobody's my pal.... :c

Hello, Poozy, I'd like to apply for a job as a userpage mod. My qualifications include:

1. I've been on Newgrounds for years, so I know what to and not to do.

2. I'm on here most of my free time.

3. Besides the forums, checking out people's pages is the thing I do most on this site.

4. I'm pretty reasonable when it comes to both sides of an argument.

5. I'm pretty wise for my age.

6. I'm a loyal person, especially when it comes to this site.

7. I haven't been banned in over a year, so I'm reliable.

So there you go. I may be a good candidate, I may not, but I hope you'll at least take the time into consideration for my modship.

So if I become a userpage mod, am I allowed to be all

"Haha, look at my ironic picture of a stickman spinning his dick around."

Hmm. I actually think I'd want to apply for being a user page mod, seeing how I already end up going through multiple user pages within a day rather than posting for hours in the BBS like most people.

Also a note about being a UP mod, I see that they could remove illegal content off of pages, but would there be a system of banning certain users from posting comments altogether for a certain period of time? There's always been problems with a few of users going around trolling and spamming people's news posts. I know the users themselves can ban them from posting comments in their own news posts, but some go around spamming a whole of users.

I'd love to be a user page mod, I ofter browse user pages more than the BBS and portals, plus being in an opposite time zone is a plus, since when most people are off sleeping, I'm still on. plus I have a lot of free time on my hands since I'm unemployed and don't have any other sporting activities etc.

Me: Most likely to NOT be a user-page mod.

I know you've probably got hundreds of PMs and comments here about the userpage mods, so i apologize if i'm just adding to the stack of comments that's getting on your tits. But yeah, it's a good idea, and i never thought that there would be userpage mods until i saw a thread on the BBS and realized it's a good idea, cos i've seen some crazy userpages over the last 2 years.

I dunno how to put it really without coming across like a 13 year old e-power hungry fuckwit - 'I WANT GLOD AURA AND MOD POWAR!!', but yeah, consider this an 'application' if you can call it that. I consider myself a responsible person, and those who know me seem to think the same.

Anyway, decision is in your humble hands. G'dluck :D

On a serious note, I believe I'd be a great Userpage Mod. I surf through many user pages regardless, so banning a few people on the way shouldn't be too hard.

Well shit man, hell yeah I would. Besides, I'm on Newgrounds half the nights anyways.

To answer your question, yes Poozy, I can. I am nonbiased.

I had a PM for you... It said:

Hey, I was wondering, is there an age restriction on userpage mods? And what content does a userpaege mod look out for? Because I see plenty of crap on user pages that im tired of seeing (porn etc).

Because I was thinking about becoming one.

BTW, if you want people to NOT pm you, you know you can switch the PM system off right?

Altight, it seems everyone is doing this now, so I might as well too.
I would like to become a revie-user page mod for the following reasons, since bulleting this shit makes all the other comments here orgasm.

-I visit many users' blog pages on a daily basis.

-I will be exposed to a lot of inappropriate, explicit posts, but I don't get offended...except for a few topics

-The most recent bans from the BBS have been from FIGMENTUM, and GumOnShoe, FIG's was wrongful and now I have a "get out of ban free" from him, and GumOnShoe took back his. Honestly, I have no idea why people are posting this, it's irrelevant, and douchebaggish. Eh, welcome to Newgrounds.

-I help old seniors halfway across the street and ditching them as the light changes.

-I am not a 4channer.

-What the fuck? you finally leveled up from the tire iron!?

-I don't have gay porn, but some asian shit stashed somewhere.

Yeah.
I laughed at Goth's comment.

hey, you lvld up! what'd you do with your tire iron?

hi.
wtf is a userpage mod

So I got some Monster and Marlboros, two six-packs, a 5th of Jack Daniels, and some crusty cunt hookers.

Pick yer poison.

Hey poozy can you check how manny bans i have gotten? (if you can) it would be fun to know!

You know there should be more than a couple user page mods, seeing as how there are soooo many people here on NG.
I often check daily on peoples userpages. I look on basically everyones userpage that I see on the BBS.

Maybe you should recruit like 30-40. (If they are eligible for the job of course.)

KitsuneNoir is behind me now man, he's dead to me.

USER PAGE MOD? AWESOME!

does that mean no more pronz or saying n****rtits lol on your userpages?

:(

Alright poozy, I admit it.

Me and a 2 friends, dan and aleia were up last night with nothing to do. They did not have newgrounds accounts, so we thought we would spread our website around a hole lot. So we created alt accounts and all logged on them at ounce (That explains the multiple IP's).

What do I do at this point? Am I basically fucked?

Wait. Am I under consideration, or am I just wasting time asking?

Poozy, concerning my ban.....

I'm not actually 12. "I'm 12 years old and what is this?" was just me spiting out an unfunny meme.

Perhaps you could consider lightening my current 30 day ban? Pretty please?

Hey Poozy, what are you talking about? I didn't get your first ban message. What do you mean 'benefit of the doubt'? My thread was with good cause.

-GOTHCLAWZ

I just wanted an answer, not some sarcasm. But whatever.

I would like to wish you many good fortunes on this journey of yours, Poosy.

why r u doing dis to me bro i ws speaking the truth man

aye r u a jew man

jesus spoke his mind n got fuckd by jews i spoke my mind n i got fuckd by u.. so r u?

You faggot. You banned me from the BBS because I asked what the whole "/thread" thing was about. This is one way I can get to you cause your inbox is full. So what's the deal, man?

KevnSevn would make a good user page moderator.

No, I am definitely not his alt.

Also, i'm in the process of getting a divorce, so i could use something to cheer me up/let out rage on userpage law breakers.

This also means i'll have alot more free time for NG.

I did PM wade... I need some help with this.

BTW, you can only imagine how hard it is to miss out on submitting to the art portal XD.

What now?

Hey Poozy, I would love to be a user page mod. I just need details on what you would want me to do, or what the qualifications are. I'll work for it.

Hey, you down there slaves, slaves.
That's my hammer.

When someone fucks up on the bbs they get banned, would it be the samething if the fuck up on there user page?

uuurrrr...#
i asked and she said
"zasdfrgtbv cdfrgth!!!!"
so?

Here's two offensive ones I've found

http://furryfox.newgrounds.com/

http://fingeredyoursisters.newgrounds .com/news/post/327942

I'm going to keep looking for more

lm fucking ao

"you have to be fucking 1337" hahahahaha

http://ryuzaki1.newgrounds.com/

http://figter.newgrounds.com/news/pos t/329396

http://hecticcirclecrap.newgrounds.co m/news/post/326327

http://phantox.newgrounds.com/news/po st/302719

http://phantox.newgrounds.com/news/po st/297127

A few more

Btw I'm pretty sure posting ban messages in blogs is against the rule, am I wrong?

http://turkeyonastick.newgrounds.com/

http://ryan.newgrounds.com/

two more

http://dragonzjewel.newgrounds.com/ne ws/post/253432

http://fatchaos.newgrounds.com/

http://fatchaos.newgrounds.com/news/p ost/266391

http://fatchaos.newgrounds.com/news/p ost/256187

http://fatchaos.newgrounds.com/news/p ost/234292

A lot under fatchaos

How am I doing so far, if you mind that I ask?

"Those are great examples but I don't need you to link them here"

Sorry, should I just pm them to rig? I thought you wanted us to post them here, I'll send them to rig

I wasn't trying to smartass my way around anything. That thread was different to my thread. I wanted to express my opinions there. I didn't even know you banned me for a day. I get banned for accidental things. Sometimes down to not enough consideration for being careful and other times because I get things wrong. But I don't try to smart ass my way around the system just for the sake of it. The rules are there for everybody, I wouldn't feel good by not following it like everyone else has to.

As for my signature, I haven't remade it. It is 3 lines and one image. They do not link to a PayPal account either.

I'm 1337 as shit. Gimme the mod slot!

I fucked your mother last night..... then I moved on to your sister..... then I fucked your dog..... guess which one was the best...

CAN I BE A USERPAGE MOD? I WOULD BE A GOOD ONE AND BE SURE TO BAN EVERYONE THAT I CAN!

Come on, I need my account back. Ive learned my lesson this time. NEVER have I gotten my account taken away. Could you PLEASE try and somehow help me out? Because if not I will just start re-submitting my flash and whatnot to this account.

penis

/thread

OOOHHHH what ya gonna do?

Please don't ban me, as it was funny, and has some other included text.

The ignoring rule isn't working.
You know, when you ignore alt spammers, they go away?
Could you delete LilKitty's posts <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8 50590/231">please</a>?

Also, any word from Rninja or Flashbros yet?

The NGPD has some trolls posting in its thread, and I was wondering if you could please dispense of them for us. Thanks.

even though you banned my post i still love you

AronKong and Eyelovepoozys 4 lyfe NIGGGA!

Hey i sent you a message on your hotmail, can you please read it and reply to it?

Thanks.

what is your theme song

Jem it's truly outrageous. Truly truly truly outrageous. Woaaaaaaah JEM

By the time you approve this, you'll have well over 300.

I'm just curious, how will you be deciding who the userpage mod is?
P.S. it should be me for no other reason than to celebrate completing high school

Instead of typing out a long ass message which you won't read anyway, I'll just sum it up into one mega-sentence.

I'll be a nice boy.

Now lift my permaban.

Hah, Suck my dick :D

I promise I won't. NEVER in my time have I ever LOST my account completely. You showed me finally that you guys mean fucking business.

reply every single one with the answer "gagsy"

Hey poozy!

What do you mean "user page mod" ?

Suck my dick, please poozy baby.

If I were to be that user page mod, I would completely abuse my power. Which is why you should make me the first one. So go on give it to me you know you want to ;).

There is no userpage mod, is there?

You invented that I fuck Your mother sig right?

Why'd you lock my thread about me being a moderator? You've pissed me off and have pushed me over the limit. Sorry i have to do this to you, but

BAN

>:C im still banned and with in those banned days i have met more girls,gotten out more,lost weight and others.

Thanks

EMPTY YOUR INBOX ALREADY!!!
I tried to send you a very important (PM) that needs to be answered by a forum moderator, but your inbox is still full!
You know what? I'll just go to a DIFFERENT forum moderator!

NaziiNinja you are a retarded idiot nazi that doesn't even know how to spell or read. Just get the fuck off of this site before EyeLovePoozy fucks you up like he did to my mother. Fucking idiot Mel Gibson fan and the romans did that to jesus you fucking idiot. Wy r u mykin fn o' da jues?

jakenator85

Ah, it's great to have you Poozy. But, be honest. This wouldn't be half as fun without all those idiots getting pissed of at you. I'm not condoning what you do, but you've gotta enjoy banning the crap out of them.

You're so lovely Poozy.

fuck man, get on aim if I cant send you pms -.-

Lol Poozy you sure do have to put up with alot of crap don't ya?
( Also, I had no idea that /thread was a problem o-o, Well I guess now I know xD )
...
* Awaits G.I. Joe Comback *

you should un-ban me from the fourms

I think its funny how many people want to be a userpage mod. I don't think it will happen anyways I mean sure you need to make sure no one has there display picture as child porn but other then that wouldn't "making sure no one makes a offensive newspost" be like being a communist?

Not being a cock suck, but Igotaname13 is spamming up the BBS something fierce, and it's really getting on mine and everyone elses nerves.
It'd be a real god send if you'd strike him with your almighty ban hammer.

You should release me from this permanent ban

asked ma dad,
he said:
sdfgbvcdfrtyhjnhbvfgh?
sdfgh!!!?
soooooooo......?

The whole idea of a user page mod sounds somewhat extreme.
Sure if they are going to delete the alts and illegal bullshit, but that should be about it.

Oh, you mean the didly12.net joke? That was just a joke for April fools. Where else do you think I have impersonated you?

Age/Gender: 31, Male
Job: Operating Engineer

I'm a motherfucker.

damn dude...

So there was this user page mod thing going on?

Hmm, so it basically allows certain users to go around and moderate content and such on other user pages? Like, making sure the pictures posted are legal and whatnot?

Sounds like a good thing.

+1 comment

Soon...Poozy. Soon.

Also...
/thread

XD dont hurt me

Im pretty sure you have alot of these, considering you have over 230 comments. But. Yeah. I want to become a user page mod. I hate people who just spam onto other peoples blogs just to get attention on themselves. I'm a victim. So it sucks. So i want to teach these retards to know whats up. I know i sorta get banned on the BBS mostly for backseat modding, but if you can just find it in your heart to give me this huge opportunity.

And, i spent all night writing this.

ur a pretty cool mod even though u have banned me a few times lol

in that case ur a awsome mod :D

i have i question why did you ban me for eating shit and wasting your time?

Tell me Poozy, Doberman7 fill most of your inbox up with shit?

Thanks man. NEVER again will I spam.

And that's a promise.

LMAO YOU BECAME A MOD, this is like insane

;______;*

Religion an politics often make some people loose all perspective and give way to ranting and raving and carrying on like emotional children they either refuse to discuss with reason or else do prefer argumentum and homynum which is a hell of a way to conduct a discussion, well anyhow not long ago I was talking about the elections and how the capaigns were igoring the issues and sticking to invective and personal crap that had nothing to do with the substative problems in running a goverment, which is all true if you follow the speeches and so called debates of the candidates, anyhow one of the guys I was talking with said not a word in the whole conversation except that at the end he suddenly chuckled and said we were all full of shit and why didnt we all go live in Russia or China if that was the way we hated to United States of America. Next thing you know the whole blooming discussion was more like a brawl, someone said son of a bitch, and I think he said bastard, I couldnt be sure it was all so confusing anyhow I was attempting to get it back on a rational level I tried for example to talk to the one who had started it all and I asked him what did he mean we were all of shit, was he making a statement as a fact that he knew and did he have the documentation to back up his claim, I think Socroties would of been proud of the way I refuted his arguement, that is I tried to refute it, but all he could offer by way of rebuttle was the same as how we were all full of shit. But he wouldn't say why he just kept on repeating it and the part about Russia and China and communist nukes and I have to confess that I got a bit angry and I told him to stop his ideas of shit, but you dont have to tell me that is hardly anyway to convince anyone in an arguement, then he got salty and threatened to give me a punch in the mouth if I didnt shut up and the others did to and we all beat the shit out of Mr. Conservative and after all he had only himself to be blame, this is still a free country and anyone telling a fellow like me, "brother your full of shit", better be good and ready to answer politely when asked to be cared to say why.

How long is your hair? Is there enough for me to pull?

I have bought over 200$ worth of newgrounds gear. I don't think I need to click that many ads. But I will anyway :P

oooooh

July 17th = 1 year anniversary.

As history tells, I wasn't officially around so I will not make an appearance at one of your ever so famous parties where you get drunk, buy strippers and become too powerful for a hangover.

I think that a user page mod should have a gold aura. A mod is a mod.

Thanks for the ban :D I was longing for one.

Motherfucker.

bawls

When we you castrated?

Only you can leave a newspost up for this long and get so many comments.

:)

With your giant banhammer you are a truly powerful warrior. I have wished again and again to fight the war against spammers with you, putting aside our differences and crushing all spammer scum with you.

Basically I want to be on the list for user page mods and I'll even get rid of my sickening (to you) furry porn. I love you and hope I can suck your mod-cock even more in the future.

Im so l33t you mother fucker!

If I were to ask you to be a mod, can I be in your thread?

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9 91144

Goin' down south next year to Flo-Rida. Be there >:C

Please approve this comment.

Please let me suck your cock.

Please stop railing my mother.

Ok, you can rail my mother. But please clean up when your done at least.

Why did you extend my ban for 30 days???

Hey Poozy, you user requested banned me around 2 weeks ago, can you look into getting it lifted now :(

Did you really ban MissingNYC?

why did you ban me for 30 days?

Poozy bans parlux and doesnt afraid of anything

can i be a user page mod

okay.now marrt me?:)

okay now marry me ***

is it true that you wield the banhammer?

FUCK YOU

Lol, you said you were going to ban me from the BBS again. You're so full of shit.

Hey Poozy, sucks about all the butthurt bannedfags. Also sorry to hear about your Inbox being full. That's gotta be a bitch to go through. Its also clear you're looking for a User Page Mod (maybe kind of testing the water?) I'd love to be the lab rat. I've been looking for a way to kind of give back to NG or help it and cleaning out stuff like that seems like a good option for me, so I figured I'd make a formal request. Thanks for reading.

-Robo

Poozy my good man, it's obvious you're not the nicest person in the world. In fact you're kind of a douche. If we met in person, I might be tempted to kick you right in the dick.

But boy, without you NG would most certainly be a desolate, boring, wasteland of unblammed shit with no one for the more whiny, prepubescent NGers to complain about. You're vital to the virtual ecosystem of this place, there is no denying it.

Plus, I think you're kind of cute, so whatever.

Good luck to you, sir. Keep up the good work, I suppose.

I love how your email is "rip TOTO"

lol

What gave you the notion?

I keep seeing you on the bbs every day for more than 8+ hours.

Don't you have something else to do instead of just lurking around the bbs for over 8 hours.

Come on man... Go outside... have some fresh air!

Smell the roses!

Go watch a movie with your friends or girlfriend (if you even have one)

Come on man!

LOL, you can't misuse your powers to solve an argument.

If you really have been deleting a lot of (PM)s, then why is your inbox still full? HMMM?

I love you too

God you attention whore almost 300 comments.

Eh, what about someone who doesn't give a shit if he's insulted? I'd probably kick some major ass if I became a user page mod... Oh yeah, I'll have tons of free time. Just consider it.

When are you gunna choose a user page mod?
And I dare you to reply to me without using profane language.

Poozy's inbox is full... I don't care if other people read this or not.

Hi Poozy, 2 days ago, you banned me for posting on the BBS for 5 days because I said 'I bet this thread will be locked'. The thread was about some guy who got pranked by the mouse over angry face thing. The only reason I said that was because I posted a thread like that a long time ago, because it scared the crap out of me, and my thread was locked.
I'm not trying to say that I shouldn't have been banned, I would just like to know what rule I broke. I read the rules, and I couldn't find anything.
I'm 13 years old, and I'm just kind of mad because my first game came out, and on the first day it got a reward, and a bunch of people in the forums on newgrounds said I would never get any rewards on my game and that it would suck. And now I can't rub it in that I was right. All for the better I guess.

Could you just please tell me what rule(s) I broke to get banned?

Thanks, Animator1mike.

then come lemme show youu >.>
youre just 2 hours away :D

Goddamn, how did you fill your whole inbox? How many messages are there total?

Meh, Gibt es in Ihrem Scheide weh GOTHCLAWZ?
:)

You've approved 300 hundred comments? I guess that's somewhat of an achievement.

STICKAM

STOPPING CP ONE USER AT A TIME

NO NEED TO THANK US >:C