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EyeLovePoozy

YO YO YO! You gonna luv my nuts and shit.

Posted by EyeLovePoozy Apr. 28, 2009 @ 1:03 AM EDT

We all love the slap chop.

Check out the hip-hop version that Stamper linked us to:

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Rig liked it, watch him laugh:

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79 Comments

Apr. 28, 2009 | 1:06 AM Kevin says:

Fucking Awesome.

Sl-Sl-Sl-Sl-Sl-Sl-Sl-Sl-SLAP CHOP

Apr. 28, 2009 | 9:15 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

My favorite part of the whole commercial is when he's talking about the store bought one. He stopped a cunt hair short from just outright calling it a fucking piece of shit before whipping it over his shoulder for the three point shot into the sink.

I guarantee the producer came in his pants when he saw how that went down.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 1:09 AM Gagsy says:

Lmao, that's fucking excellent, and makes me want to buy one more than the original ad does.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 9:15 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Wait a minute... You don't own one?!?

Vince makes it very clear that anyone who doesn't own one is a oxygen thieving son of a bitch who should be flogged.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 1:12 AM The-Great-One says:

This is quite hilarious I must say. Great find by Stamper.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 9:15 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I insta bought ten of them.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 1:29 AM SevasTra says:

That was just too great. I didn't know you could improve on the original.

Also that lady at the end just killed me.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 9:16 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

slap slap slap slap slap

Apr. 28, 2009 | 4:24 AM JadeTheAssassin says:

You're gonna love my nuts. :3

Apr. 28, 2009 | 9:16 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Your nuts taste like fish.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 4:45 AM Hades says:

Damn, the dude really put some serious effort in making this song. Respect to him.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 9:16 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I have no idea how much effort goes into something like that but I'm positive I couldn't do it.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 10:07 AM DELUCA2400 says:

You just made my day.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 6:13 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

It made mine when I saw it. I've watched it a couple of times already. Good stuff.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 10:58 AM slackerzac says:

Funny stuff there.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 6:13 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Hell yeah.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 4:26 PM Evark says:

Bwaha ha ha ha. The remix of the giggling old woman at the end was fucking awesome.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 6:14 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

They should air this as the infomercial.
I swear I'm going to buy one just because of this vid.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 5:54 PM Master117chief says:

Lol This is so fucking awesome.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 6:14 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

Apr. 28, 2009 | 6:14 PM HeavyMetalGuy says:

That... was... fucking..... EPIC!

Apr. 28, 2009 | 6:33 PM Thevoodoodoll says:

LOL, fucking funny as hell. SLAP CHOP!

Apr. 28, 2009 | 8:20 PM Surreal-Killer says:

Your banned.
hahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahah aha......ahhhhhh ha

Apr. 28, 2009 | 8:21 PM Surreal-Killer says:

btw, thats some funny shit son.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 10:38 PM TehSlapHappy says:

[insert name pun here]

Apr. 29, 2009 | 7:31 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

[insert hysterical racial and sexual orientation slur]

Apr. 28, 2009 | 11:09 PM DrClay says:

I once thought the commercial could not of been improved. I was wrong.

Apr. 29, 2009 | 7:31 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I felt the same way.

Apr. 28, 2009 | 11:21 PM Nintendavin says:

Why is Rig still laughing?

Apr. 29, 2009 | 7:32 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Cause he's a weirdo like that.

Apr. 29, 2009 | 6:45 PM TehSlapHappy says:

I see what you did there, you clever rascal!

May. 1, 2009 | 10:17 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

What did I do?

Apr. 29, 2009 | 8:26 PM Twilight says:

Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Apr. 29, 2009 | 10:06 PM SupraAddict says:

Shit I've had the worst fucking day at work, and this just made my day. I appreciate it, Poozy :)

Apr. 29, 2009 | 11:56 PM JadeTheAssassin says:

I can't stop listening to it.

DAMN YOU

Apr. 30, 2009 | 12:38 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You need a good numbing.

Apr. 30, 2009 | 3:46 AM Maximus says:

The skin comes right off
The skin comes right off
The skin comes right off
The skin comes right off

Apr. 30, 2009 | 3:59 PM dalmo says:

Lol nice one. How ya been Pussy ass faggot =)

May. 1, 2009 | 10:17 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Get bent.

Apr. 30, 2009 | 6:31 PM Thevoodoodoll says:

you killed Ted you medievil dickweed!

May. 1, 2009 | 10:17 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

What are you on about?

Apr. 30, 2009 | 8:14 PM jakenator85 says:

i got banned...again again. seems like it will never stop! DX

May. 1, 2009 | 10:16 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Who the fuck told you to post 2G1C and referral links?

Apr. 30, 2009 | 8:22 PM Master117chief says:

I command you to, lift my ban. NAO

May. 1, 2009 | 10:17 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

no.

May. 1, 2009 | 9:10 AM joe-mayson says:

eyelovepoozy are you black

May. 1, 2009 | 10:18 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

As the ace of spades.

May. 1, 2009 | 2:40 PM lawlmaster says:

well i think they should air this instead of the old one. Also what was the deal with that whole "fishdicks" thing?

May. 1, 2009 | 3:11 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Some troll I trolled in the paltalk room.

Also, recent South Park episode ftw.

May. 1, 2009 | 3:41 PM JakWylde says:

That was fucking great. Nice banner.

May. 1, 2009 | 6:07 PM MyGuitarSticks says:

I love your nuts.

May. 2, 2009 | 12:34 AM jakenator85 says:

i understand me being banned for the 2g1c thimg because it was without warning, but wtf with the referral links!? i didnt post them ont the forums so im just wondering why my ban was extended for something non-BBS related. im not expecting an answer from you, not only because you didnt ban me, but because its a retorical question.

oh, and if you must know who made me do it, it was my cat, simba. devious little bastard! :P

May. 2, 2009 | 12:37 AM jakenator85 says:

boner time, i have ca$h, kan we go rite nao?

May. 2, 2009 | 12:59 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You're a moron.

May. 2, 2009 | 4:24 PM kidray76 says:

That video was actually pretty awesome. Syncing had to take a while.

But fuck slap chop, I use my penis instead.

May. 2, 2009 | 8:56 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Your penis doesn't open for easy cleaning...

*rips your cock off and chucks it over his shoulder into the sink*

May. 2, 2009 | 9:05 PM Elder says:

Awesome, that's a great song.
Fuck the slap chop, I want his nuts.

May. 3, 2009 | 12:34 AM TehSlapHappy says:

You need to get into this flash business.

;3

May. 3, 2009 | 1:18 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I wouldn't know where to begin plus I can't draw worth a fuck.

May. 3, 2009 | 1:42 AM jakenator85 says:

what was murcury used for hats for?

May. 3, 2009 | 1:20 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Do I look like google to you?

May. 3, 2009 | 2:02 PM vaifan90 says:

Yes, epic win.

May. 3, 2009 | 8:38 PM aquaticmole says:

I've ordered 8 of them in the past minute, I can't wait to slap my troubles away with a slap chop.

May. 4, 2009 | 11:24 AM killer32 says:

why did you look that therad i dident care when locked stuiped threads for no reason but this is to far its war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
111111111111111one

May. 4, 2009 | 1:23 PM Clock-Ninja says:

It's easy you just got.. One hand and, CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP. OH HA HA HA OH HA HA HA OH HA HA HA

May. 4, 2009 | 9:51 PM jakenator85 says:

when were you modded?

May. 5, 2009 | 8:23 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

What's a mod?

May. 5, 2009 | 6:54 AM Thevoodoodoll says:

check your inbox, i've got an offer for you.

May. 5, 2009 | 8:24 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

At 5/5/09 7:05 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

At 5/5/09 7:00 AM, Thevoodoodoll wrote:

At 5/5/09 6:56 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

At 5/5/09 6:52 AM, Thevoodoodoll wrote: If you lift my ban i'll tell you who it is.

I don't care who is pretending to be a mod. Also, why should I ever lift your ban? You were talking to yourself with alts... How gay is that?

ok poozy, i don't like you no more, let me tell you soemething.... YOUR A FAG! i 'm not coolfool's alt, so unless you have evidence you've banned me for nothing.

If you don't stop lying I will block your PM's. I don't have time to play games with the likes of you. Go lie to someone else that can't see your IP and doesn't have mod tools.

you've beaten me poozy, but can't we just be friends. thats all i ask.

May. 5, 2009 | 11:40 AM greenfaerie4 says:

Fuck I put this on my page too. But I didn't know you had it on yours. Shit now I look stupid and out of date.

May. 5, 2009 | 2:25 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

It's impossible for hot chicks to look stupid and out of date. ;)

May. 6, 2009 | 8:57 AM greenfaerie4 says:

Awww that just made my day <3

May. 8, 2009 | 10:43 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

:)
.

May. 6, 2009 | 5:49 PM fohn-jarmery says:

You gave me extra ban-time for adknowledging it?
...
I think I love you...

May. 8, 2009 | 12:38 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

What did you expect, an award?

May. 7, 2009 | 7:19 AM CowBoyEmo says:

That was funny.

:D

May. 7, 2009 | 12:57 PM Twilight says:

I remember when you were modded, the sometime between the 14th and the 17th of July, oh what a month that was.

May. 7, 2009 | 3:11 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

The tears, rage and blood shed all over general was of epic proportions.

May. 8, 2009 | 12:18 AM SupraAddict says:

Do you liek *****ing?
I love *****ing!
Watch dis sht.
http://gumonshoe.newgrounds.com/news/
post/307699

May. 8, 2009 | 12:38 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Funny shit.

May. 8, 2009 | 3:19 AM CraisinClock says:

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May. 8, 2009 | 12:37 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

poop is gud fudz and clox r ghey lol

May. 8, 2009 | 8:03 AM jakenator85 says:

May. 5, 2009 | 8:23 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:
What's a mod?
may. 8, 2009 l 8:02 AM jakenator85 responds
a person who moderates any of these four features on the site: audio, icons, reviews, and the forums, and your one of them :l

May. 8, 2009 | 12:37 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'm not a mod.

May. 8, 2009 | 7:21 PM TehSlapHappy says:

Remember back in da day?

May. 10, 2009 | 9:37 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

No.

May. 9, 2009 | 12:41 AM mariomusicmaker1 says:

the song makes exelent use of g snap, love that vst,

May. 9, 2009 | 12:39 PM RKthrilla says:

Watch this... You're gonna love my nuts...

May. 9, 2009 | 4:19 PM Headshot777 says:

That's hilarious.
I love how he just throws that other SlapChop over his shoulder.

May. 10, 2009 | 9:37 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That's one of my favorite parts.

May. 9, 2009 | 5:32 PM lolwtfmudkips says:

so what are you going to do on this fine slappy appreciation day?

May. 10, 2009 | 9:36 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Organizing lynchings.

May. 9, 2009 | 5:47 PM EJR says:

That was delightful, but I'd never eat half the things he chopped up, especially his nuts.

May. 10, 2009 | 9:36 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Ha, I thought the same thing about the stuff he was chopping up.

May. 9, 2009 | 8:17 PM C1ph3r says:

Will Rig ever stop laughing? It's getting retarded now.

May. 9, 2009 | 8:58 PM fohn-jarmery says:

Never stop believing in the magic of iron tabletops.

May. 9, 2009 | 10:35 PM cast says:

Just wanted to stop by and let you know I saw your tweet about the kid...

LOL

May. 10, 2009 | 9:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

May. 10, 2009 | 2:28 AM Sinitech says:

I remember some dub of him saying, "Kobe!", when he threw the quite obviously useless and shitty fakechop over his shoulder.

It wasn't as lulzy as this, though. The old bitch at the end was good.

May. 10, 2009 | 9:34 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yeah, good stuff.

May. 10, 2009 | 11:44 AM SupraAddict says:

Vince came out with a new product after his lil conviction. I bought ten :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybNVLF VZ6hI&NR=1

May. 10, 2009 | 9:33 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Pretty cool.

May. 10, 2009 | 11:44 AM SupraAddict says:

Whole conviction story n case you dont kno.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtKtMD qVHmI&NR=1

May. 10, 2009 | 9:33 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Thanks.

May. 10, 2009 | 8:33 PM jakenator85 says:

>:( if ur aura is gold then ur a mod! like life or 36holla....rig, those people

May. 10, 2009 | 9:32 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Who are those guys?

May. 10, 2009 | 10:32 PM TehdeShite says:

YoUr DiCK Is sMalL cOmpArEd tO tEhDeShiTEs.112. HehehEHSHhhaahah

May. 10, 2009 | 10:37 PM jakenator85 says:

dick heads, thats who they are, ya no what, never mind. your like all the others.....

May. 11, 2009 | 6:08 AM GOTHCLAWZ says:

I almost dropped my laptop while reading this.

May. 11, 2009 | 6:56 PM StuffyOne says:

That's some funny shit man. Whoever made that is fucking awesome.

May. 11, 2009 | 7:54 PM WolfBlitz2 says:

damnit... stuck in my head now...
here is something about vince:
On February 7, 2009, Vince Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of felony battery after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Offer, who appears in police reports under his real name Vince Shlomi, contended that he struck the prostitute when she "bit his tongue and would not let go." Prosecutors later declined to file formal charges against either individual

May. 11, 2009 | 11:21 PM jakenator85 says:

would you like a slice of delicious cake?

May. 13, 2009 | 8:46 AM DeadWorld777 says:

we love pozzy...!!!!

May. 13, 2009 | 12:05 PM gdfsgdfg says:

how vince got in jail got bited by a hooker and he punched her with slapchop and then cleaned the blood with shamwow

May. 15, 2009 | 11:17 AM TurtleKirby101 says:

lol that was cool liked the voice

May. 15, 2009 | 9:45 PM wolfdawg125 says:

hahaha tat's crazy. why the fuck are ppl asking for they're bans to be lifted? so they can spam again? not the smartest of ideas.

May. 16, 2009 | 8:28 PM Lizzardis says:

Hey Poozy, your Indox is full.

You can't tell me how many times you have got people for using alts!
xD

May. 16, 2009 | 11:46 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Is it really?!?!? Thank you Jesus! No more PM's... mmmmm

Back on your question, the answer is many. Many as in massive, mind boggling amounts.

May. 16, 2009 | 8:56 PM Gateau says:

The best part is when the lady is laughing lolol.

May. 16, 2009 | 9:25 PM Valjylmyr says:

Martini bikini? Not a bad idea...

Jun. 3, 2009 | 8:58 AM Shmossy says:

Thanks for sharing this.
Made me laugh.

Jul. 24, 2009 | 1:01 AM GiantDouche says:

I want you inside of me.

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