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EyeLovePoozy

Laugh and point children.

Posted by EyeLovePoozy Feb. 10, 2009 @ 1:04 AM EST

He feels good about himself and his singing.

DESTROY HIM!

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104 Comments

Feb. 10, 2009 | 1:36 AM MrLuckDuck says:

I'd rather destroy you.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 6:53 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

God luck with that cupcake, lmao.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 2:51 AM ChemicalVengence says:

WHAT THE FUCK?? This is Newgrounds, not school or the dentist's office, we can't allow fun here! Who the fuck does he think he is with that "enjoying himself" shit.......ffs, I'll never understand kids these days.......

Feb. 10, 2009 | 6:54 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

YEAH! No fun allowed!!

Feb. 10, 2009 | 6:44 AM TehSlapHappy says:

Hahaha.

Get him while he's down.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 6:55 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I order you to kick him at least three times Slappy... :|

Feb. 10, 2009 | 7:56 AM Sawdust says:

I'd rather destroy my raging love for another man

Feb. 10, 2009 | 8:24 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You honestly have no regard for your father and his impending disappointment, do you?

Feb. 10, 2009 | 8:38 AM Sawdust says:

No not really.

I mean, he can't find out, he won't be back in the country until some odd years from now.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 8:45 AM BlazingIce says:

We can't destroy him! He is a much higher level then us! We don't stand a chance!

Feb. 10, 2009 | 2:42 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Do as you're told minion.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 8:46 AM Sawdust says:

Also:

I haven't seen any updates on that kid of yours.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 12:41 PM Sinitech says:

He touched me.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 2:42 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

More reason for you to destroy him.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 1:08 PM Evark says:

Ha ha ha.

YES, FEED MY PRECIOUS EGO WITH ATTENTION.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 2:42 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

YOU SEE KIDS?!?!

Look how he goads and mocks you all!

Feb. 10, 2009 | 2:48 PM dx5231 says:

Give me a better weapon, and I'll be able to destroy him.
A fucking razor is useless.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 3:29 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Laughing whilst pointing is a quite effective weapon.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 4:25 PM knightsofthecircle says:

Evark is but a pawn in an even more sinister plot lead by the ever oh-so-pissed off FUNK; we must kill him while he slumbers.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 4:32 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Don't try. You will fail, son.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 5:58 PM 14hourlunchbreak says:

hot damn

Feb. 10, 2009 | 8:15 PM ectoplasmer3 says:

Put Evark,
In a ark,
and make him drown,
and his face frown,
and take out his liver,
and make him shiver,
and kick his dick,
and make him sick!
OFF WITH HIS NG ACCOUNT!

Feb. 10, 2009 | 9:53 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Evark is the man.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 9:10 PM Twilight says:

Funny how you unblock me and I have nothing to say to you.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 9:54 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I guess I'll just have to block you again.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 9:33 PM slackerzac says:

It will be done.

Feb. 11, 2009 | 7:40 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Good man.

Feb. 10, 2009 | 11:20 PM Evark says:

^ Truly funny is how you say nothing about have nothing to say whilst saying it.

Feb. 11, 2009 | 7:41 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I KNOW RIGHT!?!

Feb. 10, 2009 | 11:28 PM SupraAddict says:

Post the Durex Condom ad, I thought it was hilarious :3

Feb. 11, 2009 | 11:04 AM MissingNYC says:

now you must sing to have a clean comparison

Feb. 11, 2009 | 7:42 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'm on video singing at the London meetup.

Feb. 11, 2009 | 1:34 PM FurryFox says:

Evark gave me free candy. I can not.

Feb. 11, 2009 | 7:42 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Sure you can. Just think of how he fingered your ass for that candy.

Feb. 11, 2009 | 3:31 PM Rucklo says:

smug need die shoot him in the crack

Feb. 11, 2009 | 7:42 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Light him up yo.

Feb. 11, 2009 | 6:20 PM Headshot777 says:

LOL you're jealous cause you can't sing.

Feb. 11, 2009 | 7:43 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yeah that's it.

Feb. 11, 2009 | 7:24 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

Your picture, it's mesmerizing....

Feb. 11, 2009 | 7:43 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

So I've been told. You should see the live action version...

Feb. 11, 2009 | 8:50 PM Dogmeat says:

Wtf does Goad mean?...

Any can I beat him down with a huge lolly pop for the lulz? My plan is to start off by a cheap shot to the balls, and while he's down beat him with a lolly pop and if that isn't as effective as I plan then I'll choke him to death with my penis!

Feb. 13, 2009 | 7:00 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Look it up on Google you lazy miscreant.

Feb. 11, 2009 | 10:30 PM PeterPufferX says:

Cool......not

NG got ugly real fast (over past years)

Feb. 12, 2009 | 12:14 PM BlazingIce says:

Can you sing?

Feb. 13, 2009 | 7:01 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Not really, haha.

Feb. 12, 2009 | 7:32 PM WolfBlitz2 says:

but I don't have a ban hammer
how can I do such a mighty thing without a ban hammer

Feb. 13, 2009 | 7:01 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

By laughing and pointing. What are you waiting for?

Feb. 13, 2009 | 2:40 PM SilverDragonZ says:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9 40550/3

So you are an otaku huh? Awesome! :D

One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!

Feb. 14, 2009 | 2:38 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Recognize sarcasm much?

Feb. 14, 2009 | 12:42 AM Crazyhobo51 says:

MAH GATLING GUN IZ ILLIN

Feb. 18, 2009 | 12:17 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Strike 1.

Feb. 14, 2009 | 8:12 AM mo4form says:

you look retarded

Feb. 15, 2009 | 8:48 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Your mother's pussy flaps looks retarded, lol.

Feb. 14, 2009 | 1:53 PM BostonClock says:

Sup my man poozay?

Feb. 15, 2009 | 7:00 AM Kane-Animation says:

Why did you close the NG net forum?

Feb. 15, 2009 | 8:49 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

What?

Feb. 16, 2009 | 12:10 AM Ironosaur says:

I feel bad about him and his singing.

Feb. 16, 2009 | 1:14 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Join the club.

Feb. 16, 2009 | 12:42 AM Piss says:

I beg to differ. I'm quite the motherfucker.

Feb. 16, 2009 | 1:14 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You may be a MF but I am THE OMF.

Feb. 16, 2009 | 8:33 AM Kane-Animation says:

What IS the NG network forum anyway?

Feb. 16, 2009 | 3:42 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

A forum for news about NG affiliates I believe.
Also, I didn't close it I stopped the rampant spamming.

Feb. 17, 2009 | 11:42 PM Crazyhobo51 says:

MAH GATLING GUN IZ ILLIN

Feb. 18, 2009 | 12:17 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Strike 2.

Feb. 18, 2009 | 11:17 AM sirtom93 says:

Your user image is memorizing.

Feb. 19, 2009 | 2:31 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be off somewhere bad mouthing me?

Feb. 18, 2009 | 4:39 PM FuckEyelovepoozy says:

I love you

Feb. 19, 2009 | 2:31 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That's nice.

Feb. 18, 2009 | 10:36 PM TehdeShite says:

TehdeSHite WRWRWRWRWRWRRWR

Feb. 19, 2009 | 12:06 AM LBRocker says:

I was pretty damn sure it was going to be my page.

Feb. 19, 2009 | 8:23 AM ThoseSneakyFrench says:

I thought he was actually kind of decent.

You two should make an album.

Feb. 19, 2009 | 2:33 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That album would suck so hard, lmao.

He's alright in that recording. I just like breaking his balls.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 1:15 AM pizzaman117 says:

aim for his head... BOOM HEADSHOT!!!

Feb. 20, 2009 | 6:46 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Rampage.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 2:19 AM Father-of-Death says:

Evark is like a little 2 year old who didn't get his cookies and milk in the morning.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 6:46 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

How do you figure that?

Feb. 20, 2009 | 9:30 AM Crazyhobo51 says:

MAH GATLING GUN IZ ILLIN!1!!!111!11

Feb. 20, 2009 | 11:54 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*double bans you*

Feb. 20, 2009 | 1:11 PM SevenSeize says:

Pull my hair.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 3:02 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

We're gonna need some background music for this shit here.

(oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz)

That better... *wraps fist in your hair and PULLS*

unf unf unf

Feb. 20, 2009 | 2:04 PM Twilight says:

My Gatling Gun is actually 'Illin, and has been ever since I played Team Buddies.

Sucks though, damn firefox won't let me hear his singing.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 3:02 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You're missing out. And what do you mean about "My Gatling Gun"?

Feb. 20, 2009 | 8:03 PM Twilight says:

Well that spammer guy reminded me of The Gatling Gun, the best gun in any game it's in.

It's a machine gun.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 11:34 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Granted. I thought you were giving me his main or sum shit.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 8:39 PM Clock-Ninja says:

you like to look at illegal child porn

Feb. 20, 2009 | 11:34 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

god damn that's sexy

Feb. 20, 2009 | 11:09 PM MissingNYC says:

where is your singing to compare?

Feb. 20, 2009 | 11:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Hasn't happened. Probably never will...

Feb. 21, 2009 | 12:13 AM SupraAddict says:

Your posts make me lol, taking a shit to lock the bills post, Ha! :D
What would we do without you?

Feb. 21, 2009 | 1:15 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Good question. I dunno, ask my haters.

Feb. 21, 2009 | 9:29 PM hunte3r says:

banned? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AH

Feb. 21, 2009 | 11:05 PM LBRocker says:

Haha...I listened to his craptastic re-make of "Here comes the sun". I think we've found the Newgrounds equivalent of Tiny Tim!

Feb. 21, 2009 | 11:52 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Evark is the man. Can't sing worth a fuck but the man none the less.

Feb. 21, 2009 | 11:38 PM SupraAddict says:

You know, I think they would actually be sad, knowing now that they have no purpose. At least with you here, they can find some comfort in being the toilet paper you wipe your ass with.

Feb. 21, 2009 | 11:53 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

WTF are you on about?

Feb. 21, 2009 | 11:53 PM thatoneguyfromDD says:

I want your babies.

Feb. 22, 2009 | 12:45 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Stop being gay.

Feb. 22, 2009 | 12:35 AM hunte3r says:

PeN0r

Feb. 22, 2009 | 12:46 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Cunt joke.

Feb. 22, 2009 | 12:37 PM lawlmaster says:

fuck you he has an awesome voice. >:(

Feb. 23, 2009 | 8:40 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

If by awesome voice you mean hysterical then yes, yes I agree with you.

Feb. 22, 2009 | 12:56 PM MissingNYC says:

how drunk must we get you to sing like evark?

Feb. 23, 2009 | 8:40 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Pretty smashed I would imagine, haha.

Feb. 22, 2009 | 2:21 PM BlazingIce says:

Hey Poozy. Whats up pal? You hear about that chimp that went nuts and attacked its owner and its owners friend?

Feb. 23, 2009 | 1:46 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'm not your pal, buddy.

Feb. 22, 2009 | 7:40 PM WiiChaoHero says:

I see your icon has a penis, but no balls?

Do you have the balls to ban me?

Feb. 23, 2009 | 12:17 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Sure. *bans you*

Feb. 22, 2009 | 10:52 PM steventhegreat says:

yes my master *bows down to the mighty poozy and then turns to point and laugh at evark*

Feb. 23, 2009 | 12:10 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Good job faithful minion. Here's some candy...

Feb. 23, 2009 | 7:33 AM Evark says:

Why the fuck is YOUR blog about MY singing more commented than mine?
YOU KIDS AND YOUR OBSESSION WITH THE POOZY! >: /

Feb. 23, 2009 | 1:49 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Is it? I don't pay attention to that stuff.

Maybe it's because you're smelly?

Feb. 23, 2009 | 4:13 PM AwfulAwful says:

I know you just deleted my thread.
YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE ANY FUN DAD.

Feb. 23, 2009 | 8:59 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Don't know what your talking about. Take out the trash and ignore the noise coming from my and your mother's bedroom.

Feb. 23, 2009 | 8:46 PM BlazingIce says:

Sorry to hear that. So did you hear about the chimp attack?

Feb. 23, 2009 | 9:01 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'm not your buddy, friend.

Feb. 23, 2009 | 9:49 PM thatoneguyfromDD says:

Stop being black.

Feb. 25, 2009 | 6:58 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Stop being a niggerfaggot.

Feb. 24, 2009 | 5:00 AM Greeni says:

MEOW

Feb. 25, 2009 | 6:58 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

WOOF

Feb. 24, 2009 | 7:35 PM Jehosapha says:

hello i lov U,,

Feb. 25, 2009 | 6:58 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Fuck you, blow me.

Feb. 24, 2009 | 9:19 PM kidray76 says:

Hi, poozy.

I just want to say, ever since you fucked my mother. She's been doing better. Thx man.

Feb. 25, 2009 | 6:59 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Her pussy was outstanding Kid. High five that bitch for me wontcha?

Feb. 25, 2009 | 8:19 AM Evark says:

You're right. My account's not been washed since signup.

Feb. 26, 2009 | 8:11 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That explains the lingering stench in the uber secret forum.

Feb. 25, 2009 | 12:43 PM B4574RD says:

thx, that was honest

Feb. 26, 2009 | 8:11 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Your welcome.

Feb. 25, 2009 | 3:16 PM lawlmaster says:

I hope he banns you for harassment. >:(

Feb. 26, 2009 | 8:12 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Only thing he can ban is the snotty end of my fuck stick from his sister's vagina.

Feb. 25, 2009 | 6:41 PM danicos says:

Dood U fuckin abuse UR power 2 much,stop being an asshole And Use UR God-forsaken power to stop evil!NOt to parade around it like a lil bitch!

Feb. 26, 2009 | 8:12 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

fuck you

Feb. 25, 2009 | 10:49 PM hunte3r says:

you are the best mod, deal with it

Feb. 26, 2009 | 8:14 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Word to ur momz.

Feb. 26, 2009 | 1:58 AM Wrinkles says:

I tried to tell him his singing was girlish and was the equivalence of me taking a shit into someones ear, but comments are disabled.

Feb. 26, 2009 | 8:14 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Use PM attack WrinkleSAUR!!

Feb. 28, 2009 | 9:23 AM SuperSuperKLC says:

my dick is solid 8 inches.

Mar. 1, 2009 | 7:05 AM MissingNYC says:

dude... i got way too wasted on whiskey... i think i might've sung too... help?

Mar. 4, 2009 | 7:12 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

link?

Mar. 1, 2009 | 8:05 AM shriz says:

i want your barbies

Mar. 4, 2009 | 7:12 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol wut

Mar. 1, 2009 | 11:47 PM hunte3r says:

i like pizza

Mar. 4, 2009 | 7:12 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Pizza is good.

Mar. 3, 2009 | 2:50 PM Tobi says:

How,and when,do you want him destroyed?I look forward to your sarcastac awnser to my sarcastic question.

Mar. 4, 2009 | 7:12 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Immediately and by way of ridicule.

Mar. 3, 2009 | 5:17 PM CowGoMoo says:

If you happen to find yourself next to someone you hate, yell extremely loud in their ear, "HEY YOU SUCKING FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GO RAPE A STRIPELESS YELLOW ZEBRA VERY HARD REPEATEDLY IN THE EAR WITH YOUR 3 INCH TINY-ASS ERECTION!!!"
then run like hell

Mar. 4, 2009 | 7:13 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Gotcha, duly noted.

Mar. 3, 2009 | 6:49 PM kidray76 says:

On a serious note, how have you been though?

Mar. 4, 2009 | 7:13 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Can't complain and even if I could no one would care.

Mar. 4, 2009 | 11:36 AM Halvgoeden says:

Haha. Also, you look like Joe Rogan

Mar. 4, 2009 | 7:13 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I don't see the resemblance.

Mar. 4, 2009 | 12:38 PM Soldierofhentai21 says:

My father, as you wish. *Laughs and points at Evark*

Mar. 4, 2009 | 7:13 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

atta boy

Mar. 4, 2009 | 6:57 PM Infinite-one says:

Aren't you in a game now?

Mar. 4, 2009 | 7:14 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That's what I hear.

Mar. 4, 2009 | 11:22 PM kidray76 says:

lol, we care. Just in our own special way.

Kinda like a hooker cares for a John before the blow.

Mar. 5, 2009 | 8:56 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Are you implying that after you blow me you will cease to care?

Mar. 5, 2009 | 3:10 AM GeneralAC says:

His comments are disabled, Why? WHY!??!?!

Mar. 5, 2009 | 8:58 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Use PM attack, minion.

Mar. 5, 2009 | 5:57 PM kidray76 says:

Yes, yes I am.

So we doing this or what?

Mar. 6, 2009 | 7:24 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Sure, why not.

I'm afraid that there are no available time slots for sucking my dick at the moment. I'm booked solidly to the end of the year. I might be able to squeeze you in at 3AM Sunday morning, two months from now.

That sound good for you?

Mar. 7, 2009 | 7:32 AM barbiegoesbad says:

Why are you online this early on a Saturday! Also I'm about to head out to the "official" newgrounds Amsterdam meet in a minute, we miss having a Poozy around!!! :)

Mar. 7, 2009 | 7:44 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'm in my crane you awesome chick you.

I hope you have fun and I wish I could be there.

Be sure to document a round drunk to me!

Mar. 7, 2009 | 2:35 PM kidray76 says:

3:00 am? I'll have to check my calendar, but is 4:00 am the following monday ok?

Mar. 7, 2009 | 3:12 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yeah, that's fine.

Don't be late because I have a 4:30 right after you and remember no teeth.

Mar. 7, 2009 | 4:30 PM Twilight says:

I remember that argument me and BlazingIce had, instant clas-

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 036297

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

Mar. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

What are you on about?

Mar. 7, 2009 | 5:24 PM mo4form says:

I will rape you.

Mar. 7, 2009 | 6:23 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*rapes EVERYONE/THING in your house with a pulse*

Except you of course, you'd like it...

Mar. 7, 2009 | 6:00 PM RedStripedd says:

I am not a children

Mar. 7, 2009 | 6:23 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

What's your point?

Mar. 8, 2009 | 5:04 PM ectoplasmer3 says:

I destroyed him.

Mar. 8, 2009 | 6:48 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Did he cry?

Mar. 8, 2009 | 5:07 PM ectoplasmer3 says:

^ Yes you are a "children". It's supposed to be "I am not a child."

Mar. 8, 2009 | 7:50 PM FurryFox says:

I'm just going to be a bitch.....

Mar. 8, 2009 | 7:51 PM FurryFox says:

And waste your 100th comment.

Mar. 8, 2009 | 8:14 PM TehSlapHappy says:

I've noticed recently you posts have been emotionless.

Care to elaborate?

Mar. 9, 2009 | 10:12 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

:|

.

Mar. 9, 2009 | 2:34 AM MissingNYC says:

Poozy... how have you been? your few locks the last 2 nights... have been... average... no evilness... no hatred... are you ok?

Mar. 9, 2009 | 10:14 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

No clue what you mean.

Mar. 10, 2009 | 10:36 AM NewBrian says:

could it be that you are a little bitchy here?

Mar. 10, 2009 | 12:56 PM sirtom93 says:

Indeed I should be off bad mouthing you, but I am banned.

Mar. 16, 2009 | 12:24 AM Strategize says:

Sex?

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