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The man and legend known as FUNKbrs made immaculate dainty folds into a piece of paper and then placed it in a contraption made on the spot by him inside of a large envelope and addressed to to Ira L. Poozenstein.

A week later I received this, an epic origami hawk that now guards my PC...

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Jan. 29, 2009 | 7:08 PM Gamepro23 says:

Awesome.

Looks good.

Jan. 29, 2009 | 7:11 PM WATCHurFLAG says:

Can I have it, Please?!

Jan. 30, 2009 | 12:37 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Trade?

Jan. 29, 2009 | 7:13 PM igott says:

Wait. What? Does it eat people?

Jan. 29, 2009 | 8:13 PM blackabyss763 says:

Please explain to us how to fold paper like a man, then. If the guru of hate folds paper like a girl, then surely he will doom us all by animating his origami pets, and making an army of paper-winged animals to wreak havoc upon the world. If doing this is girly, then I know not of any manly thing left in the world.

Jan. 29, 2009 | 11:45 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Funk is the man. He folds paper like a girl yet does so in a manly fashion.

Jan. 29, 2009 | 8:48 PM SoulMaster71 says:

Hmm, he never seemed the origami type to me. Shows how even the most hateful, heartless, thinks-he's-the-inspiration-for-all-o f-4/7/711chan's-raid-and-hate, sociopathic motherfucker can have an artistic and peaceful pastime.

Jan. 29, 2009 | 9:18 PM MissingNYC says:

that is pretty cool...

Jan. 29, 2009 | 9:45 PM The-Hitman says:

Teach it karate, or other six letter words.

Jan. 29, 2009 | 9:51 PM StuffyOne says:

Eh, I still think the T-Rex with Bob's hat is better.

Jan. 29, 2009 | 11:46 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That fucker is the the man.

Jan. 29, 2009 | 9:58 PM BostonClock says:

Things pretty awesome man.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 12:37 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yeah, FUNK's the man.

Jan. 29, 2009 | 11:08 PM Sectus says:

That is AWESOME! tell me how to do it?!?!

Jan. 29, 2009 | 11:46 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Ask FUNKbrs.

Jan. 29, 2009 | 11:23 PM b-29er says:

wait...YOU are a MOD!!! i could have confused you for an adult video poster. change your image. you're a mod, not a spammer.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 12:18 AM Clock-Ninja says:

can i cum visit u

Jan. 30, 2009 | 12:36 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Feel like getting dead?

Jan. 30, 2009 | 12:21 AM StuffyOne says:

Hey Ira L. Poozenstein, I want a rubber band ball like the one in the picture, that looks like it is about to topple over the hawk. Also, yes, that T-Rex is the man.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 12:36 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I stole that rubber band ball fair and square and wont give it away for free.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 12:43 AM Sinitech says:

Wow, if you didn't say it was a hawk beforehand, I would've never guessed that's what it is. I'm not hatin, though, I can't do anything that creative.

Also, why does everyone hate you? It makes me ='(

Jan. 30, 2009 | 1:05 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I kinda thin it looks like a dragon to be honest man.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 12:47 AM StuffyOne says:

I'll mail you can of moderately warm 7Up for the rubber band ball.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 1:05 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

The rubber band ball is not available for sale or trade. :p

Jan. 30, 2009 | 1:10 AM StuffyOne says:

Fine. :( I'll just go rubberband ball - less. Or I'll make one for myself! and fail miserably.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 1:14 AM ChocEliteBar says:

Origami cawk for that origami hawk.

Lolwut.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 7:30 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Stop being gay.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 1:26 AM Sinitech says:

Assuming it was you that deleted that complete failure of a thread I made, thanks.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 1:28 AM thatoneguyfromDD says:

Have my children.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 7:31 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Your poor father....

Jan. 30, 2009 | 6:33 AM TehSlapHappy says:

Damn, how long did it take to make?

You know?

Jan. 30, 2009 | 7:32 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Ask FUNK.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 10:24 AM StuffyOne says:

This thread sure is generating a lot of questions towards FUNKbrs.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 11:27 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Anybody that has any "questions" should not ask them via the internet but rather to his face.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 10:24 AM StuffyOne says:

Oh look, I said thread instead of news posts. My mind is fried.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 12:01 PM flashplayer5 says:

Stop being so damn nice.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 12:39 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Fuck you, blow me.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 12:49 PM FurryFox says:

So the guru of hate has a bit of a soft side.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 3:04 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

And leprosy.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 4:02 PM Eggys says:

oooh i'm scared

Jan. 30, 2009 | 4:39 PM djmixerman says:

You are by far the most leniant mod here. Knowing this, I posted here

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/3 81/2

Actully, I posted before I saw your message, and thne I got angry because I didn't see it, and now I'm telling you so I can get my ban sooner, which means it'll be done sooner.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 9:33 PM Evark says:

His badass leather bracelets made me wish I wore leather bracelets, back in the day when he was making them.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 11:09 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

If I was slightly fruity I'd implore him to weave us matching bracelets. That way you and I could be BFF. =D

Jan. 31, 2009 | 7:44 AM mwmike says:

That is fucking brilliant.

Jan. 31, 2009 | 3:08 PM Minners says:

You never know what else the beast might send you! And Origami is a known profession!

Feb. 1, 2009 | 12:25 AM TacoFreak says:

I bet you have a single core processor, DDR RAM and an Intergrated GPU. Haw haw.

Feb. 1, 2009 | 9:57 AM slackerzac says:

Kickass dude.

Feb. 1, 2009 | 10:50 AM lawlmaster says:

he could have used colored paper. >:(

Feb. 1, 2009 | 1:56 PM Prinzy2 says:

I hear he folds one hell of a flower too.
The big sissy.

Feb. 2, 2009 | 1:25 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Careful... He'll rape you.

Feb. 1, 2009 | 9:32 PM wtflolnoob says:

I'd hit that.

Feb. 1, 2009 | 9:38 PM TehdeShite says:

Tehde Like poopy shite.

Feb. 1, 2009 | 9:40 PM JadeTheAssassin says:

I want one. :(
Damn you, Poozy.

Feb. 2, 2009 | 1:24 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Just ask the man sweet tits. I'm sure he'll "accommodate" you.

Feb. 2, 2009 | 3:10 AM SCUD14 says:

Isn't he a kind young man. So full of love and compassion.

Feb. 2, 2009 | 7:47 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

He hates you.

Feb. 2, 2009 | 5:34 PM SupraAddict says:

If I gave you the truth would it keep you alive, though I'm closer to wrong I'm no Further from right, and now I'm convinced on the inside, there's somthin wrong with me.-Seether

The truth
Poozy, you are a genuine dick/assclown, whichever one you prefer, yet you still do your job at modding so yeah, +credit where due. What strikes me as odd is that you put "de-mod poozy" in your signature. Do you not want to be a moderator with the all the negative publicity you've received?

Oh, and I'm still laughing
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 022947/

Feb. 2, 2009 | 5:45 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I sigged it to make a point to the dude that created it. He was PMing me laughing and shit and I kept telling him that I couldn't possibly care less. He was adamant that the opposite was true. So I sigged it and then lol'd.

Feb. 2, 2009 | 8:33 PM Greth-of-destruction says:

Eye love you.

DOG-

Feb. 2, 2009 | 9:15 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

haha

-ELP

Feb. 5, 2009 | 2:05 AM steventhegreat says:

he needs his own banhammer