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Many of you have made convincing arguments. I've contacted some of you but have not had the time to contact ALL of the BEST CANDIDATES. If you feel in your heart that you are truly the best candidate. I need you to contact jadetheassassin.

"She" has volunteered to help me make a decision here and I thank "her" very much for "her" help.

What I want from the most qualified applicants is for them to make their best pitch as far as why you feel you are the best MOD substitute in the form of a PM to MS. jadetheassassin. Jadetheassassin will then help me choose the winner.

Good luck guys and girls and god help the winner if he/she fucks up....

Remember that only the users that are 100% sure that they can fill in for me should bother contacting Jade. May the best cunt win!

(Thanks for the help, Jade)

Updated: 01/22/09 3:51 PM Comments disabled | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

68 Comments

Jan. 11, 2009 | 9:53 PM TehSlapHappy says:

Poozy, why must you taunt us?

WHAT DID WE DO?!?!

Jan. 11, 2009 | 9:59 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Are you saying you don't want the job, son?

*scratches your name off the list*

Jan. 11, 2009 | 9:56 PM AlbinoTitan says:

Aww dude you locked the topic about Igott getting married. =(

The stripper's just came.

Jan. 11, 2009 | 10:01 PM TehSlapHappy says:

OGM I R SORRY! UNSKACH MAI NAME PLZZZZZ!?

(I'm sooooooooooo sowwy. I just want your love.)

Jan. 11, 2009 | 11:01 PM gumOnShoe says:

1st rejection:

From: ransha
Sent: 01/11/09 22:12
Subject: EyeLovePoozy Canidate
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Hi,
I'd like to take a try for being eyelovepoozy for a while.
I'd be the best canidate because i dont take shit and I don't fucking 8 year olds.
Make the right choice. If you get anyone else, i GUARANTEE that there will be little 8
year olds running around the bbs causing all kinds of shit. Think about it Naruto forums that go unchecked. Pointless questions that are in the wrong place, and god knows what else.
Please do us all a favor.
Ransha's the right choice.

Jan. 11, 2009 | 11:06 PM gumOnShoe says:

I've changed my mind. Ransha is perfect for the job. Poozy, you'd better hand over your password or Wade will kick your ass.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 12:51 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Shut you mouth and help me like you agreed to..

Jan. 12, 2009 | 12:41 AM cHunter says:

I think Rabid-Echidna should win.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 12:50 AM MissingNYC says:

I wont beg >.>

Jan. 12, 2009 | 5:49 AM Jezuz says:

So I'm on this short list, right? If I'm not, I swear to you, you're making the biggest mistake of your life. I'm more brutal and heartless than BBR, Zerok and you combined, I swear to fucking God.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 7:11 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I've made my preliminary decisions. If you are so positive that you should have it.

Tell it to gumonshoe, he is helping me.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 8:23 AM StuffyOne says:

We both know you're giving me your password, after I sent you that $10.00 bill. Though poozy, what can you really do if someone fucks up? Have Wade monitor your account?

Jan. 12, 2009 | 9:53 AM stewii says:

dun dun dun!!!

Jan. 12, 2009 | 1:56 PM Jezuz says:

You have really awful taste. I can't believe I wasn't in your top choices man. You have no idea who I am or how good I am at everything, do you?

Jan. 12, 2009 | 2:02 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Why are you so sure that you weren't included in the final list of possibles?

Seems to me that you have an inferiority complex and I should just go ahead and eliminate you, just in case...

Jan. 12, 2009 | 2:14 PM Postcount says:

Your user image made me lol.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 2:32 PM JadeTheAssassin says:

If you need help, Poozy, picking the best qualified user, send them my way and I'll uh, take them aside for judgement.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 2:57 PM BostonClock says:

I hope I win man.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 2:57 PM Murad136 says:

PIK ME POOZY PIK ME PIK MEEE!!!!

Jan. 12, 2009 | 3:15 PM Lagamuffin says:

Why bother?

There are like 10 other active mods?

Noone will care if you're gone for a week...

Jan. 12, 2009 | 3:18 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Nice sig cupcake.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 3:28 PM Lagamuffin says:

No prob asshole.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 3:29 PM H-A-X-O-R-Z says:

wait, I really don't see a point in this... At all...

Jan. 12, 2009 | 3:40 PM Murad136 says:

The point is to get as much lawl out of it from the people taking this too seriously. I mean, read his last blog comments, HILARIOUS how many people took it seriously.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 3:51 PM FUCK-OFF says:

you just wanted to look at bobs.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 3:59 PM joabos says:

Murad, it's just that people take even the slightest chance to be a bigshot.

Because let's face it, the chances of becoming a mod are minimum.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 4:01 PM Twilight says:

20 bucks says they're going to remod Rucklo this year.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 4:03 PM Murad136 says:

Well who knows. Why do you think people by lotto tickets? Your right. I just can't wait to find out if this is real or not. :D

Jan. 12, 2009 | 4:45 PM Headshot777 says:

I know that in 2 days you're going to rape everyone instead of picking a sub, and you'll make a thread about their pathetic ass-kissing in the BBS.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 6:17 PM gumOnShoe says:

Please redirect your requests to JadeTheAssassin. Thank you.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 9:15 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Please redirect your requests to JadeTheAssassin. Thank you.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 8:33 PM BostonClock says:

Well, gum on shoe, can you at least reply to my pm so I can copy and paste it and send it to Jade? Also ransha, my sister is a eight year old, FUCK YOU.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 9:06 PM BostonClock says:

Well poozy, can you send the thing I sent you back so I can copy and paste it and send it to Jade? Newgrounds really needs an outbox

Jan. 12, 2009 | 10:01 PM MissingNYC says:

im still not begging... >.>
if you need me, i shall respond... 'tis all

Jan. 12, 2009 | 10:19 PM JadeTheAssassin says:

I've gotten a few so far, and it's going to be a hard choice.

Jan. 12, 2009 | 10:20 PM JadeTheAssassin says:

and by hard choice, I mean my nipples are hard.

Jan. 13, 2009 | 12:49 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

om nom

Jan. 13, 2009 | 12:42 AM Jezuz says:

Hey man, it's your decision, but you're letting go of the greatest there ever was. No doubt.

Jan. 13, 2009 | 12:48 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

PM Jade with your pitch, son.

Jan. 13, 2009 | 1:13 AM Kevin says:

I will cause suicide..... Lots and LOTS of suicide.

Jan. 13, 2009 | 2:34 AM UMREE says:

pick me! im a gullible jackass!

come on, why is everyone buying this?

Jan. 13, 2009 | 3:01 AM Jezuz says:

Alright, I reluctantly sent a PM to her. I don't know why you're making me deal with this bureaucratic bullshit, you might as well just make a news post saying I won. There's absolute no contest here. Guaranteed.

Jan. 13, 2009 | 6:30 AM TehSlapHappy says:

I see whut you did thar.

Jan. 13, 2009 | 10:54 AM fat-barry says:

See you in London sir Poo-z.

Jan. 13, 2009 | 11:01 AM cHunter says:

"I need you to contact jadetheassassin.

He has volunteered..."

I always knew Jade was a man!

Jan. 13, 2009 | 11:11 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Fixed.

Jan. 13, 2009 | 4:43 PM isuckandsoyou says:

I won.

Jan. 13, 2009 | 6:54 PM sumidiotdude says:

THE PRESSURE...

Jan. 13, 2009 | 8:02 PM BostonClock says:

I think I might win this. I have more reasoning and, have added a little more depth into why I should, I decided that I'd PM a user if they just seem helpless and don't understand what's happening and why they're being flamed. Only if it is a new user though... I honestly believe I can do a lot better than anyone else, I will keep up with the ban quota but, not just go overboard and ban everyone I see post, unlike most people. Nor, will I be nice and not ban people.

Jan. 14, 2009 | 1:57 AM Elios says:

Oh boy, the suspense.

Pitched my app. at Jade. Looking forward to the outcome of this.

When exactly is your vacation Poozy?

Jan. 14, 2009 | 9:09 AM cast says:

SHUT THE FUCK UP ELIOS

Jan. 14, 2009 | 7:37 PM Puzzled says:

suck my dick you fat chud

Jan. 15, 2009 | 1:36 AM hollerhollerholler7 says:

fucking choose me bitch. I don't even visit this website so I can be a mod.

You can't get away fucking users' mothers. bitch!!!

Jan. 15, 2009 | 4:33 AM g0t says:

I think I should do it, I know and will delete every single spam thread I see. When I'm active, I'm lurking quickly and actively on the general home page and I know every topic that's spam and which isn't. I wouldn't even bother posting because I'd be too busy cleaning the shitstorm of topics brewing around.

Jan. 15, 2009 | 2:43 PM MrCongeniality says:

Haha! This is hilarious.

Jan. 15, 2009 | 5:42 PM baked-bean says:

i honestly think i should win but i dont know
mother fuckers are writing some bullshit just so mods will look at them
i put honesty into my entry, all these other cunts are over exaggerating
fuck what will happen if some dumb ass gets behind the wheel
just be careful to see through bullshit mods

Jan. 15, 2009 | 7:38 PM cHunter says:

Time's up Poozy. Make sure you make the right choice:

baked-bean for mod '09.

Jan. 15, 2009 | 11:04 PM ultimatetailsfan says:

hm... i would suck as a MOD. but eh...its worth a try i guess....

and you locked my post. lol :P thanks for the info on the question though!

Jan. 15, 2009 | 11:07 PM Twilight says:

Lol, chicks deciding things.

It's like marriage.

Jan. 15, 2009 | 11:27 PM WATCHurFLAG says:

Can I be a half-mod?

Jan. 16, 2009 | 12:41 PM joabos says:

As cHunter said, time's up. Make the right choice: Narutofan145 for mod.

Jan. 16, 2009 | 6:38 PM Twilight says:

http://rucklo.newgrounds.com/news/pos t/254161

My $20 please.

Jan. 17, 2009 | 9:50 AM TheSilverGuitar says:

Bigblam won, didn't he?

Jan. 17, 2009 | 4:38 PM joabos says:

Heh, the london meet is almost over. In the end, nothing happened. Sorry, over 400 people including me.

Better luck next time!

Jan. 17, 2009 | 9:07 PM BlazingIce says:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9 80366

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Epic man! Epic!

Jan. 17, 2009 | 11:23 PM Brick-top says:

Wow, a post with only two swear words in it.

Your asshole status has dropped.

Jan. 18, 2009 | 6:55 AM mwmike says:

*Generic suckup comment*.

Also, lol at the 2-3 days combined with the fact that it's been over a week since you made this post. You may want to patch that up.

Jan. 18, 2009 | 7:58 AM darksigns says:

I think a good, fair guy should take over you. The exact opposite.

We all need a break, you should know there's a petition against you. I signed it for the lulz.

Jan. 18, 2009 | 2:51 PM WATCHurFLAG says:

^ this dude is a douche.

Jan. 18, 2009 | 7:42 PM danicos says:

U do kno theres a petition 2 delete Ur account,It`s hilarious and f`ed up at tha same time(99 ppl hate U so far)

Jan. 19, 2009 | 1:05 AM AmazingTheNinja says:

I want to be a mod!

ITS BEEN MY LIFE LONG DREAM, AND I HAVE 4 MONTHS TO LIVE!

Jan. 19, 2009 | 12:21 PM BostonClock says:

lol like anyone important is gonna see that.

Jan. 19, 2009 | 5:29 PM BostonClock says:

Retards, he chose someone else.

Jan. 20, 2009 | 9:29 PM ectoplasmer3 says:

oooooo because I was banned a lot of times and I'd be the best candidate because i don't take shit and I don't fucking 8 year olds.
Make the right choice. If you get anyone else, i GUARANTEE that there will be little 8
year old running around the bbs causing all kinds of shit. Think about it Naruto forums that go unchecked. Pointless questions that are in the wrong place, and god knows what else.