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EyeLovePoozy

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Posted by EyeLovePoozy - October 23rd, 2008

(ring ring ring)

Thank you for calling AT&T how can I help yo-

ZOMFG I OWE HOW MUCH FOR MY PHONE BILL?!?!!?!

Sir your you owe us $4,088.89.

FUCK YOU! YOU GODAMN JACKASS! I HAVE THE MONTHLY $30 UNLIMITED PLAN!!

Seems like you are incorrect, si-

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT AND GET YOUR FUCKING MANAGER ON THE PHONE!

This is the manager, can I help you Sir?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHRRAAAAAGE !!!!

Oops, sorry about that sir. There's apparently a mistake and we'll it fix right away.
Thank you come again, would you like a squishy before you go?

YES THANK YOU! I will take a squishy. *unclenches asshole*

(click)

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cHunter 2008-10-23 23:07:59

black people

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-23 23:07:59

FUCKING WHERE?!?!

kornrox 2008-10-23 23:14:21

Holy fuck.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-23 23:14:21

Crazy shit man, huh.

cHunter 2008-10-23 23:25:53

I just realized that you're on your phone more than my 14 year old sister. What the fuck, dude? What the fuck?

D:

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-23 23:25:53

Not talking or texting. Downloading apps and using apps that use internet.

Also lurking, posting, banning, locking, surfing, youtubeing etc etc.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-10-23 23:29:27

Holy arse. @_@

I remember seeing an article about a couple who had a million dollar parking ticket.

At least you got a squishy. ^-^

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-23 23:29:27

It was delishus and after handing it to me he kind of got up on his tippy toes right quick and settled back down even faster while saying "thank you come again".

SgtDK 2008-10-23 23:42:02

They hate crane operators

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-23 23:42:02

That's why I'm gonna fuck their dogs in the ass.

One by fucking one.

Aryk 2008-10-23 23:59:45

What the fuck? Fuck that fuck!

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-23 23:59:45

Word to Big Bird.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-10-24 00:03:54

Oh is this because of your fancy iPhone? :P

NO WONDER.

All fancy I wish I could surf the net at work. :(

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-24 00:03:54

Yeah iPhone. But they were wrong and I proved it, so lol.

Surfing at work is almost as awesome as fake facial hair + web cam.

Kevin 2008-10-24 00:10:23

Holy Shit!

Damn, did you figure out why they charged that much?

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-24 00:10:23

Cause they're stupid and they fucked up? Who knows man...

hollerhollerholler7 2008-10-24 01:06:29

Karma is kicking your ragged ass.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-24 01:06:29

read much?

Conal 2008-10-24 01:14:08

Shit...

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-24 01:14:08

What fag, what's wrong?!?

JadeTheAssassin 2008-10-24 01:56:56

How did you know what I did for extra cash? >_>

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-24 01:56:56

>:)

Pics baby, pics...

Kevin 2008-10-24 02:02:11

Forgot to ask, did they return the price to normal?

Or did they most likely forget about it.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-24 02:02:11

As of right now they admitted it was a mistake and said they would correct it.

Gagsy 2008-10-24 10:10:20

So how did they get from $30 to $4088.89? Would that be how much they'd expect you to pay if you was on some kind of Pay per minute plan?

Lol, bet you nearly shat yourself when you opened that bill.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-24 10:10:20

Who knows. They didn't explain to me where the error came from and yeah apparently that is what it would cost for me to use the phone the way I have been if I was being charged one cent per KB.

I had at least 4 minor coronaries, lol.

MooseVsCarrot 2008-10-24 10:13:04

Holy mother of god. Thats worth more than my face.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-24 10:13:04

haha

Lost-Wisdom 2008-10-24 12:10:04

Was that a error that they made by mistake?

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-24 12:10:04

Yeah.

Nikenick 2008-10-24 13:15:23

I think that's the wrong bill, it's the one that says how much people you banned this week.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-24 13:15:23

>:)

unbelivable 2008-10-24 13:39:24

you sir make me want to shit on your chest.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-24 13:39:24

Interesting...

When was the last time you were beat to within an inch of your life?
You seem like the type that would benefit from a swift kick in the pants.

Odio 2008-10-24 17:45:34

You should ban the fuck out of them.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-24 17:45:34

Well I asked them if they had NG accts and they were all like OMGWTFNO. So then I went to their houses and fucked their mothers. That will teach them...

Irrelephant 2008-10-24 22:54:30

*sniff* That was beautiful...
Thank you Poozy....

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-24 22:54:30

lol

Ghyfty 2008-10-24 23:56:02

Haha, now what are you saying about your iPhone? But seriously, what did you really say to them?

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-24 23:56:02

Didn't you read the transcript of the conversation?