Fuck. Phone.

:( why so much hate?

I'm glad to hear you want to have beautiful sex with an Iphone.
Good thing it has a touch screen

Cunt punt

LMFAO

That's gold man, I love you, best NG mod, evar.

I would love to get one. Sadly, my Dictator parents say it is not in my Budget.

OH SHI- POOZY GOT MONEYZZZ!

You lucky bastard, My Mom says she won't pay the bill and I'm short of money.

Iphone > Other phones.

Can you ban from that thing?

iphones look cool, hell they are cool.
But in New Zealand its cheap to go buy a ipod and a cheap Nokia.
i mean, the phone itself cost about $200-$250, which is cheap(my phone cost $300) but the contact that you need to have to use the 3G network that it runs of cost $5000 over 2 years! FIVE FUCKING THROSAND DOLLARS!!!!
not worth it.

Lol, The Instinct is Faster. 4G, But when it comes to Quality... The eyePod is King.

LOL POOZY REFERENCE!!!!

Nokia n95 ftw.

i refuse to join into their merchandising... propaganda... but good for you

lol materialism.

I love your eloquence.

Well i'm jealous:( My phone is crap. I 'm glad you're in love yours. I'll leave you two alone now :P

You and me both, my friend.

Some of us don't have enough money because we are not paid to kill puppies.
UNLIKE YOUUU <3

You are bananas.

Can I have one of the iPhones in the picture???

you have so many...

I LOVE cherry pie. You just went from friend to soulmate.

Oh, you just went back to friend ranking. I thought you were checking out my baking skillz from the kitchen window.

i came rainbows

okay, yeah. you were definitely looking into my window.

Doesn't Support flash? oh teh noes! That fancy instinct does....
And can you guys Post more than 4 times in 30 minutes? I didn't want to make a thread about it. Scared of Teh Banz.

Man, I seriously want that phone. Just I won't be eligible for an upgrade till July next year :(

But, if no one can have one of those extra phones, can I have the extra hand?

I'd like one, but it's not really number 1 on my list of wanted things right now...

They do seem pretty cool, though.

Did you get a job or use your'e money from paypal?

See, when I masturbate over the internet, it's hard to type with one hand. So I was just gonna use that third hand to jack off while I can freely type to a sex bot on yahoo.

i disagree, i believe im standing out for my own beliefs, not following the wave of mass popularity... if i wanted to be like everyone else... i'd make shitty flash... do you see? you have lowered yourself to being part of something, i for one refuse... its a gift from being a new yorker i guess... i would never EVER own a Mac product... plus... the Verizon Voyager is equally as good, and i get better signal than my friend who works in Manhattan NY!!! i think you sold yourself too short man... but live and learn i guess... like i said... good for you...

Whats up Poozy?

PS: I don't give a fuck about your pussy ass computer that thinks its a phone.

Or your shitty phone that thinks its a computer.

hahahahaha i did get banned ahahaha

wow, i better not see them floating around the forums.

OMG! I havn't even got a phone....wait, what was that about dick and balls?

You should grab it's cock and do a barrel roll.

best gadget?
what about leathermans?

conformist :P

So...So... YOUR NOT QUITING? WAAAAAAAAH.

J/K

Damit! I want to see you in your hard hat!

Apple = Generic gadget company that always tries to be better than Microsoft but always fails.

iPhone = Pointless product of said company

iPod Touch = Dumbed down iPhone which, sadly, I own

Microsoft = Original company which will always remain superior to Apple

Zune = iPod + 50

Too bad I'm with Sprint. :(

Meh. If I had the finance to switch from Cricket, and buy a $200 phone, I totally would get an iPhone(after they fix the fuck-ups with the 3G). The only problem is the disgusting lack of memory,

At least you're older than all the stupid obnoxious 12 year old pricks that got one the first day it came out.

your an ass.

It is nice, but I have no money to buy one and dont have to looks to be a male prostitute.

I'm jealous right now. Planning on getting one as soon as I get a job, but I don't know. What's the price for it now. 'Cause I gotta get some stuff for my computer and some clothes and shoes.

just for the record, the zune is not $50 more than the ipod, secondly is way better... and third apple sucks
(im not a hippie!!)

you want a caricature? movie night, my treat? i can crochet you a blanket, possibly.

well, i was hoping you'd pick the movie night because i can't draw or crochet. i can play you a song instead?

Awwww shiiiit sonnnnnn.

i know lots of songs. i can also write songs... about drawing you a caricature and since i can't i wrote a song instead?

so if you were supplying the booze would that mean i'd have to make the 13 hour trek? : P

Look at all of these fucking thirteen year olds Poozy!

It makes me feel like I'm going back to prison all over again.

:( You almost got the joke.

I've always been a pedo, and I just got out of prison.

: this is truth

i think you mean my rolly brush, and yes, that is usually the case... unless someone is nice enough to give me a gig.

I spent all my money on my black DS which I love very much <3

not really. i just haven't played anywhere in a while and i miss it.

I'm your daddy.

meh, saw that one coming a mile away. wouldn't want you to upset your adoring fans!

so i hear that you and rig are an item now.. ;P

i know. don't you hate that?

Iphone?pffft just buy a fucking ipod touch and voip it into a phone.

Iphone without shitty atnt.

I know,I fucking have one.

The fuck it can.100$ cheaper,moar reso.,UNLOCKED.

Yus,and it has a fucking LIGHTSABER.

To be honest with you, I don't like the iPhone. Or any other Apple product in general, probably because I am cheap/ their products are too expensive.

Also, thanks for locking that "I drew you a picture Newgrounds", that thing is a shithole.

Sure it looks great, however, the sound quality isn't that great.

Hey, I love you too!

i figured as much seeing as how you're a guy and all.

like i haven't heard that one before.

I just have a Ipod touch, its all the apps without the phone

works like a charm.

lol, i'm more high maintenance than a couple comments on a userpage.

actually, wanting and doing pretty much go hand and hand with me. so if you get a knock on your door later tonight then you'll know my answer.

I only have an Itouch.

and the battery for it is shit.

PENIS PENIS PENIS GOES IN THE eyelovepoozy PENIS PENIS

www.yourmexicandoctor.com

/gtaivjoke

Yea, I hopped on just before the switch to 3G and GPS of the iPhone 2.0. I've got a 16 gig iPhone, and I fucking heart the thing.

Seriously though, if you haven't jailbroken yours, DO IT. You can get all sorts of fuckin' awesome non-apple approved applications, n'shit. Actually, I don't know what's available with the new App Store for the new iPhone firmware, because I haven't bothered to update because I don't feel like going through the pain in the ass of unlocking my phone again (you have to do it every time you update your iPhone software).

Anyway, the thing's fuckin' sweet. Even without GPS and 3G. When this one dies, I'm probably going to spend the money on the upgrade.

... Even if I'm hoping this thing doesn't die for another 4-5 years.

You're a faggot!

:D

Fuck you.

That last comment had me laughing for about 25 seconds.. thanks

You're right about the guys who invent the advanced power cells.. I just hope they do it sooner than later so we can get some cool shit going on around this world.

i got a cousin in FL who wants to get laid... she told me this for some reason beyond me...i was fairly gross out (she's like 8 years younger & fatter) so yeah... right up your alley! figurative and literally... she's in orlando, close to Kissimmee where i lived for a bit...

I would get one, but i'm neither cool enough nor rich enough.

Fuck cellphones. >:(

the hp vibrator can help you achieve your orgasm and complete faggotrisation.

Hey did you test if it's shatter proof by dropping it off your crain? You might hit a homeless guy though. JK What's going on home slice?

Sorry to here that mabe you should swing a something into a building and get off for the day to do stuff with your new Iphone 3G.

You're taunting me with amessage I can't comprehend because of it supernatural power. Oh yeah 100c comment too. You should reward me with a Application from your IPhone.

shut up.

Where did you get the idea to get one of those? HMMMM? :)

I don't know.

What can iPhone do for me?

my friend wants turd
vote 0 faggotz
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /464188

Have you ever dreamt about your car humping you while your cellphone is humping your car? This is awesome.

Buy a bunch and make a blanket out of it and put gay porn videos on everyone..

Im sure you'd like that.

I can't fucking afford that D:

lol fuck you you dont have anything you can do to harm me iphones suck hahaha you fucking suck for having one lololololololol you cant touch this bitch

sorry had to let my inner troll out

I can please it like no other.

Aww, banned. :(

Also, congrats on the iPhone. I'd like one, but I don't feel like wasting that much money on a phone.

Why did you ban me for such a stupid reason?

"Obvious +1 post is obvious."

I could care less about the amount of posts I have, I just like posting on the bbs.

nice one! just bought one yesterday and i fucking love it!!!!!!!!!!

Alright, thanks for not being a jerk about it.

And I have a crappy ass razr cause I'm too poor to even afford the iPhone =/

Loan please.

Hey, it's that guy I know.

What's happenin?

So..... I guess you don't like those system32 folder jokes, huh?

How many times exactly have you banned me from the BBS?

I lost count :'(

eyelovepoozy for mod (Wait...)

I have a Samsung Instinct. I've heard from various sources that it's generally better and less expensive than the Iphone, but I wouldn't know, since I've never used one. But the browser for the instinct isn't that good, but I heard the Iphones browser is pretty good.

Did you ever type on here with it?

did you really ban all those people on that thread from rig?
i would crack up laughing if you did...
keep up the good work...

When? I don't recall that.

Yeah, you're probably right. I guess if you think about it, the only way it would be funny is if the person you told to do that actually did it, and posted about it the next week from his friend's laptop ^_^

Technology these days...

lol banned

Hows the touch screen on it?

Lick my gooch. It's sweaty.

check the pms sugar im getting anxious

SHUT UP GOD DAMN IT IM NOT YOUR FUCKING MAID

you did?!!? ROFL!!!
man, you're on my cool mods list for sure now... XD
you missed the stickcam last night too btw, gagsy was missing you

Your truck sucks.

God damnit! Poozy, why did you lock that scarriest masturbation moment thread? I had a story to share on there. >:(

iPhones are fucking amazing.

Tis' a shame that the closest thing we have in an iTouch.

Hey thanks for the et anal raped by your horny priest app. Like that's never happened to me before. Oh yeah and still no snow globe.

Told you to stay away from my magic frame!

Somebody's gonna get an ass full of pipe wrench!

You know what 3G means? Porn.

And don't drop it out of the crane ffs.

Have I told you I loved you, lately?

FUCK YOU THESE THINGS ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE IN THE NETHERLANDS ADFAFL;KAJSDFADFSKLJFD

Well I love you and your user image.. <3

haha... i just got a razor, thinking i was the luckiest person alive.

So if I touch myself at night.....

Yeah, the main reason I don't want to waste the money on it is because I don't have that money in the first place. I'd probably buy one if I did though. :D

If you acted more mature i could of sworn you were BigBadRon.

Gah, I'd pick one up if the damn monthly charges weren't so high...
FUCK YOU, ROGERS CANADA!

But I'll be getting an iPod touch V2 soon enough, so that's ALMOST an iPhone...

From the makers of iPhone and iTouch, we bring you the iFuck!

Yes, this clever little device brings you all the reliability and features of the iPhone, but with an added feature; you can fuck it!

Yep, you heard me right! The iFuck brings you the latest in technology, and you can fuck it!

And for only $399.99, you can have one of your own! So go out and pick up an iFuck today!

lulz :3

YOU SUCK!

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lol

I don't have a wii. I'm still playing a PS2. :(

Oh man, i fucking <3 the iPhone. Best move i've ever made.

AND ALL THE APPS. ITS AMAZING

Who knows, i could be posting from it RIGHT NOW

I find your sense of humor stupid and insecure. Grow some fucking balls.

Did somebody say something about cupcakes and balls!? oh hai!

/agree.
Iphone is by far the best thing to happen to anything. EVER.

iPhone is sexy, but I friggin' hate AT&T, I used to have them as my provider for my first phone, and I wasn't very pleased with them. But I might just give in, in the future...