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I'm a motherfucker.

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EyeLovePoozy

I fucking quit.....

Posted by EyeLovePoozy Sep. 21, 2008 @ 10:56 PM EDT

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You guys were right all along...... I am a sucky mod and I need to die in five fires.

I am so sorry I hurt all of you guys faggot feelings. I should be lynched for treading on you guy's sentiments and making fun of your rampant stupidity and raging homosexuality.

What a dick I am.....

I'm so sorry NG.

Will you please accept my apology and accept me back into your stupid ass faggot mother fucker ranks?

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130 Comments

Sep. 21, 2008 | 10:58 PM Maximus says:

stay as a mod. You never banned me. you wern't that bad. And if you were it was to the people that deserved it.

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:04 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*bans you for the lulz*


Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:00 PM jbown345 says:

you don't need to kill yourself man, quit being so hard on yourself.

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:04 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Did I say I wanted to kill myself?


Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:00 PM coolerythanyou says:

Will this make you feel any better Snorlax is a gigantic Pokémon with a huge body somewhat in%uFEFF the shape of a bear. Snorlax has been said to weigh over 1/2 of a ton on the Pokémon cards. and a face with pointed ears that resemble a cat. It has a large off white colored belly with the rest of its skin being either dark or bright blue. Snorlax is a very lazy creature which sleeps almost constantly one of the few reason it will wake up is to eat. Having an enormous appetite, it will devour almost anything, even moldy and rotten food.

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:04 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*quadruples your ban*


Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:00 PM TehSlapHappy says:

Yes. Now sleep with me to celebrate!

</homosexuality>

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:05 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lolphag


Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:08 PM BlackPlastic says:

Close the titties tightly.

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:18 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

squeeze them together please...


Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:08 PM fli says:

Meh--

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:18 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

feh


Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:16 PM jbown345 says:

"I should be lynched for treading on you guy's sentiments and making fun of your rampant stupidity and raging homosexuality."

"I am a sucky mod and I need to die in five fires."

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:19 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

yackitty yack


Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:25 PM AgentXRifle says:

u were a good mod, dont quit! and if u do i wanna be modz plz! :P


Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:28 PM jewdudewtf says:

Are you seriously quiting because of people being angry at you?

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:34 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

yeah....

I CAN'T TAKE THE HATE ANYMORE MAN!!!!!!!!

*/wrists*


Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:35 PM string227 says:

hmmmm, i wonder what poozy has up shit creek today
*looks at this news post*

wai.....what? No........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO

Whos going to run the crane cam and let everyone watch my horrible driving in gta iv? It will be boring now :(

Dont do it! I'll give you another moth to crush with your penis if you dont resign!

Sep. 22, 2008 | 12:21 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

Give me the moth man.....


Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:40 PM Redface says:

In *five* fires? Poozy, you don't need more than two to do the job...

Sep. 22, 2008 | 12:22 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yes five fires man....


Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:45 PM Spartan204 says:

Lol, why do all these stupid fucks really believe you? Srsly, NG has got to get a good sense of humor and learn what sarcasm is.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 12:22 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'm quitting man.... I'll probably have Wade delete my acct for good measure.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 12:05 AM Rig says:

YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME :'(((((((

Sep. 22, 2008 | 12:23 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I love you Rig.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 12:29 AM 0gg-the-Gnome says:

Think this out before leaving, you will be doing this in vain.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 12:32 AM manonthemoon516 says:

I always kinda liked you actually. You're funny. But yea sure, you're welcome back.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 12:40 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You are the man Mr. Kart. I have told you so before and I reiterate it now...


Sep. 22, 2008 | 1:46 AM Piss says:

ok cool

Sep. 22, 2008 | 8:00 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 2:02 AM hollerhollerholler7 says:

So now I can verbally abuse you without having to worry about getting banned?

Sep. 22, 2008 | 8:00 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Dunno.... Wanna give it a go?


Sep. 22, 2008 | 2:27 AM Rig says:

oh hai i luv u 2 ^_______________^

also i'm working on making you ytmnd famous, stay tuned

Sep. 22, 2008 | 8:00 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG


Sep. 22, 2008 | 3:32 AM Darkness-Platinum says:

lol, Me and cHunter feel pretty bad.
Wait a second... WERE YOU THE ONE WHO FUCKING BANNED ME?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!! YOU SHOULD DIE IN 5 And A HALF FUCKING FIRES!!!!!
No, Im Kidding. I love the Face Bro. It's Pretty Damn Sexy.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 8:01 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

HAHA

It was so hard not to bust out laughing while taking that pic.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 6:15 AM the-dz says:

Oh please Poozy, don't quit...

I LOVE YOU!!!

Sep. 22, 2008 | 8:02 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*bans you*

Do ya still love me?


Sep. 22, 2008 | 7:13 AM WolfBlitz2 says:

no fires can kill mr poozy
na-uh
too strong
he is that bloke in kung-pow who get hit by all those wooden staff and can't be taken down

Sep. 22, 2008 | 8:02 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

The fires are magic and are infused with cocksicles, my kryptonite....


Sep. 22, 2008 | 7:23 AM Fro says:

Enters generics mod sucking comment here.

Phag. :D

Sep. 22, 2008 | 8:03 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lolblowme


Sep. 22, 2008 | 7:56 AM hollerhollerholler7 says:

still a mod? haven't u fucked off yet?

Sep. 22, 2008 | 8:04 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Not quite cockmunch.

Also, if you keep poking a 20 story giant with your toothpick.
He will eventually turn around and assfuckingly squish your ass.....

Just some food for thought, chisel chest.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 8:22 AM C1ph3r says:

I know you've banned me at some points, but anyway, I think you're an awesome mod. I don't give a fuck about what people say, you rock! Happy Madness Day, btw (I'm surprised that no one told you that yet)!

Sep. 22, 2008 | 8:31 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol Why would they? I can't draw to save my life. Let alone make flash, haha.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 9:52 AM S1303 says:

OH SHIT I POSTED AN ALL-CAPS POST ON A MOD'S USERPAGE, FUCK IM GONNA BE BANNED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sep. 22, 2008 | 10:16 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lmao


Sep. 22, 2008 | 10:27 AM Jon4life says:

You come off as a mod that will actually resign someday.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 12:12 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Don't hold your breath champ.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 10:56 AM kidray76 says:

In all honesty, I actually don't mind your procedures and think your a pretty good mod.

And yes, your facial expressions are classic.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 12:13 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I thank you.

(pssst link me to abusive reviews before you delete them plz kthnxbai)


Sep. 22, 2008 | 12:04 PM cast says:

I'm sorry Poozy, you're not a retard.

I will refrain from such name calling in the future.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 12:14 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Suck my meat sword sideways, sissy stick.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 12:15 PM cast says:

I'm sorry.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 1:48 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob.
Check in with me and do your job.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 1:16 PM MattHarty says:

You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off you.
You'd be like Heaven to touch.
I wanna hold you so much.
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive.
You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off you.

Here's to everyone on this page failing to "get it." <3

Sep. 22, 2008 | 1:48 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lmfao


Sep. 22, 2008 | 1:54 PM Kagoe says:

but I like you :(

Sep. 22, 2008 | 3:55 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

It was a joke princess.... My 2000th post. ;]


Sep. 22, 2008 | 3:38 PM minic78 says:

mmm was it you who hacked beaver-beaver's account or was it an alt named eyelovpoozy?

Sep. 22, 2008 | 3:55 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lolwut?


Sep. 22, 2008 | 4:19 PM sirtom93 says:

Still sucks that by banned was never justified.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 4:59 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That's your opinion.
And you are entitled to it no matter how stupid and fucking gay it is....

GOD BLESS AMERICA. LAND THAT I LOVE.........


Sep. 22, 2008 | 4:21 PM Nikenick says:

I PHOTOSHOPPED YOU!

Sep. 22, 2008 | 5:00 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

=D

.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 5:00 PM RoobyKillAll says:

You don't have to be an immature faggot about this. You're really making yourself look no better than the rest of us "stupid ass faggot mother fuckers".

Sep. 22, 2008 | 5:38 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Oh shut the fuck up, will you?
Why don't you go and turn all of NG against somebody. lmao


Sep. 22, 2008 | 5:27 PM RobotTaco says:

I love you. I want your Huge, Throbbing, Glistening, Hard, Crooked, Mod Cock in my Mouth.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 5:38 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

It twisted not crooked and stop being gay.

I SAID STOP BEING GAY!


Sep. 22, 2008 | 5:30 PM TehSlapHappy says:

I agree with NEVR.

Poozy Modded : "OMG WUT? HOW DOES HE BECUM MODZ?!? WTFWTFWTF!?

Poozy Demodded : " NO, DON'T LEAVE! WE LUV YOU! :C

<3

Sep. 22, 2008 | 5:39 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

haha yeah


Sep. 22, 2008 | 5:39 PM RobotTaco says:

What if I was a Female? Would you tell me to stop being gay then?

Sep. 22, 2008 | 6:00 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

absolutely not.

Unless you were a bull dike then yes, yes I would.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 5:47 PM cast says:

lmao that guy you're talking about with Rooby is a faggot..
Fuck what was that guys name?

oh

Sep. 22, 2008 | 6:00 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

yeah a total fruitcake


Sep. 22, 2008 | 6:02 PM C1ph3r says:

Btw, you look sad in the pic. Honestly, I feel bad for you. Really bad.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 6:20 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

HAHA I could barely keep from laughing while I was making that face. fukken lawl


Sep. 22, 2008 | 6:53 PM TreeHump says:

thats the face i make when i hump trees yo

Sep. 22, 2008 | 7:22 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

cool story bro


Sep. 22, 2008 | 6:55 PM SolidPantsSnake says:

Cock Joke!

Sep. 22, 2008 | 7:22 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

CUNT JOKE


Sep. 22, 2008 | 7:38 PM C1ph3r says:

Btw, please remember that you're not the worst mod here. bigbadron got demodded. I'd be really, really surprised to see you lose your modship.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 7:44 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

BBR stepped down and I'm not going anywhere......


Sep. 22, 2008 | 8:01 PM SgtDK says:

<3 <3 <3 everyone who bashes you secretly loves you

Sep. 22, 2008 | 9:38 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol maybe.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 8:55 PM igott says:

You were a good mod, You got cHunter Laid.. that is good. Fuck My Feelings. IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU!

Sep. 22, 2008 | 9:39 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

were? lmao


Sep. 22, 2008 | 9:41 PM string227 says:

alright

*lets in a moth in poozy's house, then throws tehslaphappy in your house*

Sep. 22, 2008 | 10:36 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*squashes moth with penis and chucks watermelon infused chicken out front door*


Sep. 22, 2008 | 10:04 PM Guest8792 says:

Nah, don't resign, you're the only mod on Newgrounds that can make me laugh.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 10:37 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Glad to be of service....

Please stop at the "get a fucking clue booth" on your way the fuck out.

Thank you come again, mother fucker.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 10:19 PM RobotTaco says:

What if I was both Male AND Female? What then?

Sep. 22, 2008 | 10:38 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'd kill you and then cum in your mothers lower intestine for the fucking lulz.....

Two times.


Sep. 22, 2008 | 10:53 PM RampageSun says:

eeehhhh Yeah sure why Not LOL you seem to be a pretty cool moderator.
*gives you a beer* drink up man.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 11:03 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*drinks beer*

What's the beer fooooor.......

FUCK YOU YOU ROOFIE DROPPING CUUUUNT ASDFASDFSAD

*passesout*


Sep. 22, 2008 | 11:03 PM RampageSun says:

Hell I dont even know you but you seem to be pretty cool who cares what others say if they break teh rules then its your job to ban them.
no need to quit NG because of what others say.
well Im off to wrack up exp points to level and rank up.
take care and kick some ass if they get outta line.

Sep. 23, 2008 | 12:34 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol thanks


Sep. 22, 2008 | 11:03 PM tehconcept says:

Bow down to the great mother Russia, person.

Sep. 23, 2008 | 12:34 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

blow me


Sep. 23, 2008 | 6:03 AM LordZeebmork says:

you aren't funny, and neither are any of the other shitty circlejerkers this place calls mods.

whoops, can't ban me for that, I'm already banned.

Sep. 23, 2008 | 6:57 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You disappoint me..... You've been around and know the deal.

What kind of faggot shit you pulling?


Sep. 23, 2008 | 1:31 PM Kavinel says:

:~)

Sep. 23, 2008 | 3:04 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

( . Y . )


Sep. 23, 2008 | 3:52 PM mranarchy says:

Back to the glory days when you were known for having a crane and not for banning hmm?

Sep. 23, 2008 | 4:07 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol You should read my PM's..... haha


Sep. 23, 2008 | 4:42 PM cast says:

I've got more comments than you for once, BITCH.

Sep. 23, 2008 | 5:25 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Are we competing? Does it matter?

Also your newpost is three weeks old mine is 2 days......

lol


Sep. 23, 2008 | 6:01 PM cast says:

stfu this is a big deal for me

some guys have 3 month old posts and 2 comments

btw I bet you were a beautiful baby

that picture of you crying makes me so hard.

Sep. 23, 2008 | 6:11 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I was quite the looker and stop being gay.


Sep. 23, 2008 | 6:26 PM cast says:

I'll stop acting gay WHEN YOU DO.

OK?

DEAL

Sep. 23, 2008 | 9:15 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I am the antithesis of faggotry. So yeah.... Stop being gay, bent wrist fairy.


Sep. 23, 2008 | 7:32 PM greenfaerie4 says:

I lol'd @ the plentiful, amusing comments that are on top of me. Ahh Newgrounds there is no place like home. *Sniff* I'm gettin all teary now ...

Sep. 24, 2008 | 12:18 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

(fuck i missed this comment sorry sugar tits)

Funny fucking stuff huh.


Sep. 23, 2008 | 8:20 PM LordZeebmork says:

What exactly do you mean by faggot shit?

Too many of the mods either try to pull the internet badass thing, like you, and bigbadron when he was a mod) or circlejerk massively, like Rucklo, I think.

I admit that I haven't been paying attention lately, but really...

Yeah it is a symbol of a fish you ticket reneging twit.

Not that I care but your obstinance inspired me to correct you.

not that I give a fuck

A dick exists for the sole purpose of fucking pussies, stupid.

I swear on the son of Jesus and Mary Magdalene's golden anus that if you cunts don't stop +1ing in this fucking thread I am going to lock the fuck out of this thread. I just don't give a fuck. Cut it out or suffer.

Actually, now that I think of it, you're more like Wade 2.0 than BBR 2.0.

Besides, I prefer mods who get modded on the basis of their BBS posts, not what they do in the Flash portal or on Paltalk.

Or maybe I just haven't been paying enough attention for the past three or four months.

Sep. 23, 2008 | 9:34 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I know tons more about you than you do of me. Mostly because of how little I post compared to my sign up date. TBA NG BBS etc etc. You're an awesome person as far as internet goes. Even considering your mistakes both here and elsewhere.

I am not acting. The way I speak to people hereis the way I speak to people irl. From thugs to corporate businessmen. From using my street talk to official sounding politically correct speak. It's me for real.....

I'm not going to individually respond to my quoted posts. I will say though that you don't know the back story of some of those posts and you, more than most should know that some people on the internet can and do benefit from a certain tone. I use it because it comes naturally. You and others might not understand it but that is understandable to me. Just like when you are arguing with a disgruntled member or an informed hater and go on rants that only you and that person and anyone in the know would get.

I appreciate the comparison to both Wade and Ron. Both are awesome people that you don't know. Your hate of them is reactionary and most likely due to their having to deal with you and yours actions here and elsewhere, without going into details.....

You don't know why I was modded and neither does 98% of the userbase of NG.
There was a voting process just like takes place with any other mod. Both NG staff and mods are involved. Realize that before continuing that line of thought.

If you wish to continue this conversation feel free to use the PM system and/or my IM's.


Sep. 23, 2008 | 8:21 PM LordZeebmork says:

^ wow, my post wasn't really coherent

it's incredibly hard to proofread something when I can only see like two sentences in the comment box at one time

Sep. 23, 2008 | 9:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

no worries


Sep. 23, 2008 | 9:45 PM cast says:

There you go acting gay again.

:D

Sep. 23, 2008 | 10:33 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

stfu cum dumpster


Sep. 23, 2008 | 10:20 PM TehSlapHappy says:

I fucking quit man.

Sep. 23, 2008 | 10:33 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Quit what man?


Sep. 23, 2008 | 10:26 PM ShadowChao96 says:

I'll miss u

Sep. 23, 2008 | 10:33 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Are you stupid?


Sep. 23, 2008 | 11:45 PM WolfBlitz2 says:

smile!
things looks better that way

Sep. 23, 2008 | 11:48 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I usually do. That pic was for the lulz man....


Sep. 24, 2008 | 7:33 AM X8X says:

Don't worry, my good man, for I shall bring thou salvation!

:-)

Sep. 24, 2008 | 8:59 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

How are you going to manage that?


Sep. 24, 2008 | 9:08 AM X8X says:

I'll give you a kiss of salvation.

Sep. 24, 2008 | 10:05 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

What else you got?


Sep. 24, 2008 | 10:31 AM andhination says:

I didn't know you could cry.

Sep. 24, 2008 | 11:04 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I can't.


Sep. 24, 2008 | 10:40 AM X8X says:

I got one bar of snickers and a coke (of devine salvation)... don't know if that's gonna help you though.

Sep. 24, 2008 | 11:05 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That sounds about right. You can cram your kiss up your keister though.... =D


Sep. 24, 2008 | 11:06 AM Lorkas says:

WTF DON'T QUIT!!!!!!

Sep. 24, 2008 | 11:55 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

It was a joke. 2K post ftw. I'm not going anywhere...


Sep. 24, 2008 | 11:58 AM cast says:

I was thinking of you today.

I bought you a Jesus air freshener and some leopard skin seat covers.

Where should I send them?

Sep. 24, 2008 | 12:11 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Leave 'em in you moms closet or on top of her dresser.
I'll pick 'em up later. ;]


Sep. 24, 2008 | 3:32 PM Nikenick says:

I need 1 more post for my 2k, I'm setting up a prank as well ;)

Sep. 24, 2008 | 3:53 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Well make sure it doesn't suck or it will get deleted.


Sep. 24, 2008 | 4:40 PM kisame says:

porpiose hork

Sep. 24, 2008 | 4:47 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

turquoise fork


Sep. 24, 2008 | 5:06 PM RKthrilla says:

I thought you actually quit for a second..

It would be a sad day for newgrounds if that happend..

also, I came to that picture of yours..

shhh

Sep. 24, 2008 | 7:01 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

haha =D


Sep. 24, 2008 | 5:38 PM RobotTaco says:

Whatever man, I'd go gay for you any day. You're fucking Sexy.

Sep. 24, 2008 | 7:02 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That's nice princess.....

*rolls eyes*


Sep. 24, 2008 | 7:33 PM Kevin says:

[ . Y . ]

square tits?

Sep. 24, 2008 | 8:09 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Spongebob's mom?


Sep. 24, 2008 | 8:51 PM WolfBlitz2 says:

I don't think sponge bob has parents
they died in a horrible kitchen scene or sometihng
he only got grandparents

Sep. 24, 2008 | 9:03 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Well I know he has a grandma.
Maybe those were his grannies tits before she rounded out?


Sep. 24, 2008 | 8:58 PM Darkness-Platinum says:

lol, Poozy... have you heard cHunters Song? you should... He made it with love

*epic cock joke*

Sep. 24, 2008 | 9:04 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yeah man. He PM'd me a link to it. It's in my sig.

It fucking sucks but the lyrics are kinda funny.
Did you read Mindchamber's review of it?


Sep. 24, 2008 | 8:58 PM PicoZX says:

Who are you again?

Sep. 24, 2008 | 9:05 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'm the man that tippity tapped your mom and paid the rent for you guys last month.

Remember her screams and cum stained sheets?


Sep. 24, 2008 | 9:18 PM string227 says:

Fucking hell! When i just put my shoe on, There was a nice little smelly/tootsieroll suprise waiting for me. God dam......YOU SPIN ME RIGHT AROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT AROUND AROUND AROUND

Sep. 24, 2008 | 9:50 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

Watchoo talkin' about willis?


Sep. 24, 2008 | 9:24 PM Darkness-Platinum says:

lol, we pmed mindchamber about it. He did it for the lulz

Sep. 24, 2008 | 9:51 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

sweet...

Mindchamber is the man. Anyone that says different will have to deal with me.


Sep. 24, 2008 | 9:54 PM TropicalParadise says:

geez I wish I would have been around for thisssss.

I could have jumped on the anger bandwagon.

Sep. 24, 2008 | 9:59 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

much <3

Grab Zerok's ass for me why dontcha...


Sep. 24, 2008 | 11:15 PM mamatequila says:

NO

THIS IS NOT FILLER TEXT.

Sep. 24, 2008 | 11:19 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yes it is you bitch.


Sep. 25, 2008 | 12:10 AM SevenSeize says:

Will you marry me?

Sep. 25, 2008 | 12:16 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Sure sweetie.

Do you prefer top or bottom? 'Cause I love me some top.....


Sep. 25, 2008 | 2:03 AM Darkness-Platinum says:

Cranes are pretty darn neat.
Are you like my friend, or you gonna ban meh for the lulz?

Sep. 25, 2008 | 7:04 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

If you slip, I will grip.


Sep. 25, 2008 | 6:35 AM RKthrilla says:

my queation to you is...

If your crane turned into a dick would you still use it?

Also, erm....... would you eat a vaginamuffin?

Sep. 25, 2008 | 7:06 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

What do you mean? You mean if it magically appears into a cock while I'm running it, will I continue to run it?

I guess so man. Fucking building isn't gonna build itself and I've got bills to pay, lol.

Vagamuffin ftMFw


Sep. 25, 2008 | 7:07 AM WolfBlitz2 says:

here is an interesting fact
Diahorea is herriditory, it runs through your genes

Sep. 25, 2008 | 9:10 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

haha

Good one man, I'll have to remember that one.


Sep. 25, 2008 | 8:47 AM xXCostelloXx says:

Congrats on being a mod ^_^

still not used to seeing the yellow aura on ya

Sep. 25, 2008 | 9:10 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

=D

.


Sep. 25, 2008 | 2:04 PM disingenuous says:

That face would be a sight to see right before you die.

Sep. 25, 2008 | 2:11 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I was wondering when you would show up...

And what exactly do you mean missy?


Sep. 25, 2008 | 4:51 PM disingenuous says:

Sorry, I was dealing with a child who took a nose dive out of his crib. The antics never end.

I was just saying that in the picture you're staring straight down like there could be someone underneath you that you're strangling to death... and that would be a sight if that face you're making was the last thing that person saw.

Sep. 25, 2008 | 5:21 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

hahahaaha

Like, "I love you and you're making me kill you, YOU'RE MAKING ME DO THIS!!" kinda thing?

That would be funny as hell, lol.


Sep. 25, 2008 | 6:59 PM disingenuous says:

you described exactly what i was thinking. hahaha!

Sep. 25, 2008 | 8:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Great minds think alike, no?


Sep. 25, 2008 | 9:28 PM disingenuous says:

well, then i guess it makes sense for me to say i like the way you think.

Sep. 26, 2008 | 6:54 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yeah you could say it makes sense.
Although agreeing with me would sort of be like having sex with yourself.

Which isn't a bad thing...


Sep. 25, 2008 | 9:59 PM Duiliath says:

hehe, that's so sincere lol ^.^

Sep. 26, 2008 | 6:55 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

If by sincere you mean sarcastic, inflammatory and mocking.

Then yeah...


Sep. 26, 2008 | 7:06 AM Sawdust says:

lol maek me a mod srsly

Sep. 26, 2008 | 8:17 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Your poor father....


Sep. 26, 2008 | 8:22 AM Sawdust says:

oh right back to fantasizing about them cocks.

Sep. 26, 2008 | 8:40 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I've seen your recent posts.

For shame.....


Sep. 26, 2008 | 8:42 AM Zergzealot says:

nice pic brah

Sep. 26, 2008 | 8:52 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol.


Sep. 26, 2008 | 8:52 AM Sawdust says:

playing pertend is fun


Sep. 26, 2008 | 9:13 AM Chdonga says:

Are you f-- are you serious? Naw, Naw dawg, you best be playin'
(exact quote from a song)

Sep. 26, 2008 | 9:50 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lolquotes


Sep. 26, 2008 | 9:44 AM Agathor193 says:

No don't leave.
I never thought you were a bad mod.
Or..I was stuck somewhere...
I need to lurk moar..
Anyway, keep your modness and
GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE!

Sep. 26, 2008 | 9:51 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lurk more ftw


Sep. 26, 2008 | 11:32 AM hollerhollerholler7 says:

shit what a morning. I feel so lazy. need to drink some coffee. fuk coffee.

wait a minute this is not my journal.

Sep. 26, 2008 | 12:10 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lmfao


Sep. 27, 2008 | 12:26 AM FINGEREDyourSISTERS says:

That face is hilarious. It looks like your taking a shit in your ofice. Did you see the presidential debates? I guess Obama thinks we should 'handle' Pakistan.

Sep. 27, 2008 | 6:47 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I missed the debates man.... Anything good go down?


Sep. 27, 2008 | 7:42 AM MissingNYC says:

why did you delete my post?!

Sep. 27, 2008 | 6:47 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I almost never delete posts. What did you say man?


Sep. 27, 2008 | 12:15 PM AsthmaticHamster says:

You are wearing a Montreal Canadians cap.
I have no choice but to accept your apologies :P

Sep. 27, 2008 | 6:48 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Fuck you and mother fuck the habs. =D


Sep. 27, 2008 | 1:14 PM disingenuous says:

no, that's never a bad thing. i have sort of an obsession with myself. i assume it's completely normal.

Sep. 27, 2008 | 6:48 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Oh totally normal..... So like, what are you wearing?


Sep. 27, 2008 | 4:29 PM string227 says:

i'd like to see you in your crane.

Sep. 27, 2008 | 6:49 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lolwut


Sep. 27, 2008 | 4:30 PM string227 says:

oops, i mean saftey helmet

Sep. 27, 2008 | 6:50 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lolwutX2

I don't own a safety helmet. Do you mean a hardhat?


Sep. 27, 2008 | 7:54 PM cast says:

lol @ safety helmet

Sep. 29, 2008 | 7:05 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lolX2


Sep. 27, 2008 | 8:22 PM disingenuous says:

just a safety helmet.

Sep. 29, 2008 | 7:08 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

zmofg

That sounds hotter than a mofo. Did you wash up yet?


Sep. 27, 2008 | 8:41 PM monkey says:

of course we except you, and since you are leaving, can you un bann me ?

Sep. 29, 2008 | 7:08 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lolblowme


Sep. 27, 2008 | 11:17 PM agustana says:

lol shutup.

Sep. 29, 2008 | 7:09 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol bend over, grab ank' and open wide for chunky.


Sep. 27, 2008 | 11:55 PM string227 says:

oh....I guess i can call it a hardhat. Yea, show us a picture of you in your hardhat!

Sep. 29, 2008 | 7:09 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

hmm

I'll think about it.


Sep. 28, 2008 | 2:49 AM MissingNYC says:

i trying to compliment you in a way... :'(

Sep. 29, 2008 | 7:11 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I don't remember what you said and I am almost positive I didn't delete it. I only delete blatant spam and if I delete a comment then I also ban the user from my page, automatically.

So yeah... I didn't delete it.


Sep. 29, 2008 | 9:07 AM Odyssic says:

Why don't you leave, the BBS would be better.

Sep. 29, 2008 | 12:14 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Why don't you blow me so your moms throat can get better?


Sep. 29, 2008 | 2:03 PM Darkness-Platinum says:

Poozy, Im getting a Tatoo with an Eye, and the pupil is shaped like a heart. And underneath it.... it's going to say poozy. <3 <3 <3 <3 I'll take pics.

Sep. 29, 2008 | 2:43 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You don't have the fucking testicular fortitude.


Sep. 29, 2008 | 2:47 PM Darkness-Platinum says:

yeah, cause my Dam broke all over your mom's face. =P

Sep. 29, 2008 | 3:03 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

oh snap

That was you?!? =D


Sep. 29, 2008 | 5:19 PM speeling says:

I love you, Poozy!
I will ALWAYS be your bitch!

Sep. 29, 2008 | 7:40 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I know fruitcake, I know....


Sep. 29, 2008 | 5:20 PM AgainstYou says:

Don't leave!!!!
EyeLoveYoozy!!!
Don't leave!!!!
You made the BBS fun!!!!
:(

Sep. 29, 2008 | 7:40 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'm not going anywhere sweetheart. I guaranGODAMNtee it.


Sep. 29, 2008 | 8:12 PM dalmo says:

That is a weird light you got there.

Sep. 29, 2008 | 8:32 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Weird kike how?

It's a ceiling fan by the way. If you look close you can see the blades turning.


Sep. 29, 2008 | 8:45 PM Darkness-Platinum says:

Oh my God, I can't handle the amount of win I feel whenever I look at that Picture.

Sep. 29, 2008 | 9:22 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

no shit....

Like, OMFG Poozy trolled everyone and made a funny face?


Sep. 29, 2008 | 9:02 PM Ecke says:

Just so you know: you're a worthless piece of shit with a dead-end job, no real friends, and a 13 year old fanbase.

Sep. 29, 2008 | 9:22 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That's nice.... Keep hating, it's delishus.


Sep. 29, 2008 | 9:05 PM Puzzled says:

LOL a chav with a HABS hat

lmao epic

Sep. 29, 2008 | 9:24 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'm the farthest thing from a chav, cupcake.

Also, fuck the habs. In the neck, right where they breathe.

LET'S GO RANGERS!


Sep. 29, 2008 | 9:11 PM cast says:

Sup?

Sep. 29, 2008 | 9:24 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Sup? Pus, lots and lots of pus.


Sep. 29, 2008 | 9:21 PM AgainstYou says:

You know you look exactly like I thought you would

Sep. 29, 2008 | 9:25 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

Really? I don't get that much, haha.


Sep. 29, 2008 | 9:25 PM string227 says:

*opens front door*
Hey look! A infused watermelon/chicken! Cool!
*drags it inside, gets out a raping stick*
mwahahahahahahaha
*closes the door*

Sep. 29, 2008 | 10:05 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

oh god no


Sep. 29, 2008 | 9:31 PM AgainstYou says:

Btw, are you married?

Sep. 29, 2008 | 10:05 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yes, happily.


Sep. 29, 2008 | 9:42 PM Darkness-Platinum says:

Lol... I just realized thats a Habs hat...

FUCK THE HABS!!!!

Sep. 29, 2008 | 10:07 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!!!! FUCK THE HABS!


Sep. 29, 2008 | 9:44 PM Puzzled says:

rangers are gonna suck this year

im willing to bet on it

Sep. 29, 2008 | 10:07 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Fuck you.

How much?


Sep. 30, 2008 | 8:42 AM disingenuous says:

oh, sorry. i was too busy staring at myself.

Sep. 30, 2008 | 9:57 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Well I can't say I blame you...

You're just joining the ranks of the starstruck. ;)


Sep. 30, 2008 | 12:49 PM GiantDouche says:

You are NOT camera friendly are you?

Sep. 30, 2008 | 2:10 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

What do you mean?


Oct. 5, 2008 | 11:06 PM AgentXRifle says:

LIES!

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