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The first time was kind of a harrowing experience being that all involved including myself were inexperienced at jacking this type of crane. Luckily it went off with minor complications and no major calamities.

So if hurricane IKE doesn't decimate us like the alarmist forcasters would have us believe, my crane will be an additional 80 feet or so higher.

I don't know if I'll be broadcasting the process again this time around.
But if I do you'll hear about it in this thread.

Also, check out this video of a slightly crazy and very well spoken alarmist.
He makes some very interesting points and observations...

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80 Comments

Sep. 5, 2008 | 12:42 PM LampFace says:

The crane!

Sep. 5, 2008 | 12:57 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Imma jack it.

Sep. 5, 2008 | 5:20 PM RKthrilla says:

I'll jack your crane all night long.

Sep. 5, 2008 | 5:22 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

haha

Stop being gay.

Sep. 5, 2008 | 6:03 PM RobotTaco says:

Is jacking a Crane like Jacking a Car?

Sep. 5, 2008 | 6:22 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Nah man. Jacking means I'll be making the crane higher.

Sep. 5, 2008 | 6:44 PM Luis says:

i wonder how many disappointed users left when they realized jacking your crane wasnt a reference to penises.

Sep. 5, 2008 | 6:57 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Even with it and you saying that, there will be cocks.....

Sep. 5, 2008 | 6:48 PM Kagoe says:

Jacking your crane..? O___o

Sep. 5, 2008 | 6:57 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Vigorously.

Sep. 5, 2008 | 7:30 PM RKthrilla says:

Nevah!

Well, for you... ok....

Sep. 5, 2008 | 8:34 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Good. Hopefully it's not to late.

Because you know you can't unsuck a cock right?

Sep. 5, 2008 | 9:08 PM cast says:

Oh shit thats right.. I hope your build site doesn't get blown away.. :\

Best wishes man.

I do however hope my ex gets her head chopped off by a flying stop sign, you've probably met and fucked her multiple times.

Good work, I hope you made that shit bleed.

Sep. 5, 2008 | 9:23 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

hmmm sounds familiar.

Did her nipples get hard when flicked and her pussy get wet when aroused?

Sep. 5, 2008 | 10:10 PM TehSlapHappy says:

:C Now how will people see you jack teh crane?

Sep. 5, 2008 | 11:50 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

With their minds eye?

Sep. 5, 2008 | 10:27 PM PinkFoydZeppelin says:

Stop "jacking" your crane.

Sep. 5, 2008 | 11:51 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Why?

Also, please take my warning to heart.
I swear on your glistening hymen that I will force you to learn if you are not willing.

Sep. 5, 2008 | 10:53 PM RKthrilla says:

Their actually is a way.....

Sep. 5, 2008 | 11:51 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

What's that?

Sep. 5, 2008 | 11:27 PM cast says:

Hahaha actually..

She also liked it when you nibbled her tits, if you just massaged them for 10 minutes or she would be forced to remove her panties and say "oh my god I'm so wet".

I THINK YOU DID FIND HER.

WHAT

Sep. 5, 2008 | 11:56 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I so dropped the bottom out of that bitch. Several dozen times to be honest....

I love how she swings her hips while she pushes back during doggy style.
That is until she starts cumming and screams my name.....
That's when she collapses face down onto the bed and I destroy that clenching twat and I then bottom out that honey pot out till I drop my load and collapse sweating onto her back.

bah dah bah bah bah...... I'm lovin' it.

Sep. 5, 2008 | 11:28 PM cast says:

- "Or"

I was thinking about her when I typed that and fucked up.

Sep. 5, 2008 | 11:57 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

loloops

Sep. 6, 2008 | 12:01 AM RKthrilla says:

If you were to cut off their dick, throw it on top of a building and then stab everyone around you with a tiny knife..

no one will ever call you gay

Sep. 6, 2008 | 12:13 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol stabbing

It's harder than you think.

Sep. 6, 2008 | 12:15 AM RKthrilla says:

Not when your high on sperm....

not when your high on sperm..................

Sep. 6, 2008 | 12:28 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Didn't I tell you to stop being gay?

Sep. 6, 2008 | 12:39 AM RKthrilla says:

OK, Im sorry..

Ill be brittish then! =D

WEll yesssh indeed no sir.... My good sir.. stabbing with tiny knifes is quite simple my good man...

Sep. 6, 2008 | 7:14 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Popular consensus of places I give a fuck about would support my prejudiced notion that being British does tend to lend itself to being a faggot.

cheerio

Sep. 6, 2008 | 3:58 AM WolfBlitz2 says:

what does jacking a crane involve?
do you just place extra cinder blocks below it?
or is much more complicated?
if so please explain to this inexperience boofhead that I am

Sep. 6, 2008 | 7:17 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'd love to go into detail with you here. But I just can't be fucked to type all that shit out again. Hence the reason I created the "Ask a crane operator" thread. There you'll find the answers you seek and much much more.

Perhaps it will inspire you to come up with a question that hasn't been asked yet.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/924343

Sep. 6, 2008 | 9:42 AM TheGreatDekuTree says:

Didn't read it. Can you say you love me?

Please...

:3?

Sep. 6, 2008 | 10:02 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Not till you read it.

Sep. 6, 2008 | 11:13 AM TehSlapHappy says:

Jack away my friends.

Sep. 6, 2008 | 11:16 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*jacks*

Sep. 6, 2008 | 6:39 PM Parlux says:

I see you trollin'....
I'm hatin'....
Lockin' this, I hope to catch you postin' goatse.
Lemme catchya postin' goatse.
Tryin' to catchya postin' goatse.
Equals 30 days.....
Lemme catchya postin' goatse.

Sep. 6, 2008 | 7:20 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Sounds familiar man.

Sep. 6, 2008 | 11:33 PM A-n-o-n-y-m-o-u-s says:

No.

Sep. 6, 2008 | 11:55 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

Sep. 6, 2008 | 11:55 PM Dema-The-Hedgehog says:

Hey i just realized....you live in florida....woah....im coming to your house and finding you

Sep. 7, 2008 | 12:19 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Be forewarned.......

I have guns and bullets. Also a raging boner and chloroform.

Sep. 7, 2008 | 12:15 AM Kevin says:

Does jacking a crane involve lotion?

Sep. 7, 2008 | 12:20 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

At least 9000 gallons.

Sep. 7, 2008 | 10:02 AM Dema-The-Hedgehog says:

sounds like an invitation poozy ;) <3

Sep. 7, 2008 | 2:23 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Get your ears checked.

Sep. 7, 2008 | 2:56 PM Evark says:

I couldn't listen to the dude in the video for longer than 30 seconds. His point wasn't coherent in the slightest... he just kinda rambled.

Seriously, who the fuck cares that you and your dad discuss whatever over the dinner table because you do all that political conversation stuff? Get to the fucking point.

Also: cocks.

Sep. 7, 2008 | 3:05 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Dude, I started listening and I couldn't tear myself away.

I just had to hear what he was going to say next. lol

Sep. 7, 2008 | 6:00 PM RKthrilla says:

cheerio indeed

Sep. 7, 2008 | 6:53 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Honey NUT cheerio muddaphuka.

Sep. 7, 2008 | 9:06 PM WolfBlitz2 says:

In Miami, Florida, USA, it is still illegal for anyone to imitate an animal.
is this true?

Sep. 7, 2008 | 9:31 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Imitate?

What the fuck are you talking about?

Sep. 8, 2008 | 2:26 AM WolfBlitz2 says:

I found this off the site about odd laws
just trying to find out if that was true
sounds like total bullshit

Sep. 8, 2008 | 7:09 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Oh ok. But I still don't get what you meant with your original question.

Are you asking if it's illegal to bark like a dog or mew like a cat?

Sep. 8, 2008 | 4:33 AM rumblefighter21 says:

Was that TolstoyKafkaEvsky from youtube? I'm a big fan of him

Sep. 8, 2008 | 7:10 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

It might be, I'm not sure.

Sep. 8, 2008 | 4:36 AM rumblefighter21 says:

Are you TolstoyKafkaEvsky?

Sep. 8, 2008 | 7:10 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol no

Sep. 8, 2008 | 4:37 AM rumblefighter21 says:

Wait..... THAT IS TolstoyKafkaEvsky's video title: My philosophical objections to viacom

Sep. 8, 2008 | 7:10 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Well there you go....

Sep. 8, 2008 | 5:53 PM Nikenick says:

Can I suck your Crane? =3

Sep. 8, 2008 | 6:21 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

How should I know. Can you?

Sep. 8, 2008 | 6:57 PM WolfBlitz2 says:

umthat is pretty much what I would be asking
sorry terrible at my wording

Sep. 8, 2008 | 7:25 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

As far as I know you can make all the animal noises you wish without fear of reprisal or consequence.

Sep. 8, 2008 | 8:52 PM JmdMagic says:

...you abused your power. how rude.

Sep. 8, 2008 | 8:55 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That is your opinion and you are entitled to it.

Would you like to elaborate on your opinion while simultaneously loading my ban extending gun for me?

Sep. 9, 2008 | 4:43 PM RKthrilla says:

Im so hot for me!
Im so hot for me!!
....
IM SO COLD!!!

indeed

Sep. 9, 2008 | 5:20 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Are you drunk?

Sep. 9, 2008 | 9:50 PM coolerythanyou says:

Snorlax is a gigantic Pokémon with a huge body somewhat in%uFEFF the shape of a bear. Snorlax has been said to weigh over 1/2 of a ton on the Pokémon cards. and a face with pointed ears that resemble a cat. It has a large off white colored belly with the rest of its skin being either dark or bright blue. Snorlax is a very lazy creature which sleeps almost constantly one of the few reason it will wake up is to eat. Having an enormous appetite, it will devour almost anything, even moldy and rotten food.

Sep. 9, 2008 | 10:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*doubles your ban*

Sep. 9, 2008 | 10:42 PM coolerythanyou says:

Bulbasaur is a small, squat, vaguely reptilian Pokémon that move on all four legs, and have light blue-green bodies with darker blue-green spots. As a Bulbasaur undergoes evolution into Ivysaur and then later into Venusaur, the bulb on its back blossoms into a flower. when the seed on a Bulbasaur's back is planted at birth, it then sprouts and grows larger as the Bulbasaur grows.The bulb growth continues during evolution into Ivysaur and then Venusaur, and as Bulbasaur evolve, they become stronger and more powerful. also the bulb absorbs sunlight which makes it grow, for this reason, Bulbasaur enjoy soaking up the sun's rays,and can survive for days without eating because the bulb stores energy.

Sep. 10, 2008 | 12:20 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*triples your ban*

Sep. 10, 2008 | 1:25 PM MissingNYC says:

well, i hope you know how to swim...

Sep. 10, 2008 | 1:50 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Why's that?

Sep. 10, 2008 | 4:47 PM RKthrilla says:

I just want to tell *Hicup*, that I Respect you....

Sep. 10, 2008 | 5:23 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I wuvvv joo maaaan!

Sep. 10, 2008 | 6:28 PM string227 says:

*fap*........*fapfapfapfpapfapfapfpap fapfpapfapfpafpafap*

shit, i forgot, i dont have internet when i get home :'(

Sep. 10, 2008 | 7:31 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lolsux2bu

Sep. 10, 2008 | 7:57 PM string227 says:

wai...what! You hacked Beaver-Beaver! LE GASP! Shame on poozy! SHAME!

Sep. 10, 2008 | 8:38 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Why the fuck would I bother man.... Seriously. Who gives a fuck man.

Sep. 10, 2008 | 10:00 PM RobotTaco says:

May I Jack your Crane? I wish to learn from you.

Sep. 10, 2008 | 10:40 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Well first you must snatch the stone from my hand grasshopper.

Sep. 11, 2008 | 5:00 PM RKthrilla says:

I thinn that yooou sir, are a speswil persoo...

Sep. 11, 2008 | 7:24 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

Sep. 11, 2008 | 5:48 PM RKthrilla says:

Hey I have a question..

As a mod you have the power to bad people (obviously). Can you also see how many times a user has been banned..

If so, are you aloud to tell the user..

If so, can you tell me how many times Iv'e been banned in my life?

Thanks!

Sep. 11, 2008 | 7:25 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

9 times

Sep. 11, 2008 | 7:17 PM MissingNYC says:

because cranes keep on failing... what if one fails and you fall in a lake or something?

Sep. 11, 2008 | 7:25 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Then I'm a dead mother fucker.

Sep. 11, 2008 | 8:44 PM Chime says:

Go jack off your crane you.. Crane jacker!

Sep. 11, 2008 | 9:12 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*jacks my crane while logged into youporn*

Sep. 11, 2008 | 10:45 PM jbown345 says:

sorry your one of those mods who aren't liked much because by the norms. i personally think your a great mod.

Sep. 11, 2008 | 11:15 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That's nice. No teeth, ok?

Sep. 11, 2008 | 11:15 PM HotCakes says:

delete me!

Sep. 11, 2008 | 11:36 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

no.

Sep. 12, 2008 | 6:46 AM cast says:

When all of the vaginas in the world dry up, what happens?

Sep. 12, 2008 | 7:05 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Then we break out the KY. That's unless you meant disappeared. In that case I kill myself and guys like you go gay, big time...

Sep. 12, 2008 | 9:00 AM cast says:

lmao

Great answer. :)

Sep. 12, 2008 | 10:16 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Sep. 12, 2008 | 12:24 PM slackerzac says:

Hello.

Sep. 12, 2008 | 1:27 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

sup

Sep. 12, 2008 | 12:35 PM SCUD14 says:

You're gonna jack off your crane?

Sep. 12, 2008 | 1:28 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Furiously.

Sep. 12, 2008 | 2:37 PM disingenuous says:

TADA! new blog, but lame blog.

Sep. 12, 2008 | 3:35 PM Tomsan says:

youre such a fucktard... and you love it, which makes u even more pathetic

Sep. 14, 2008 | 5:25 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Suck me sideways fag. You know you wanna....

Sep. 12, 2008 | 3:37 PM Tomsan says:

whats wrong with your voice? ure 30 and sound like that? lmfao

Sep. 14, 2008 | 5:26 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That's not me stupid. HAHAHAHA

Sep. 12, 2008 | 7:38 PM Doom-Fan says:

DIE FROM HURRICANE IKE, BRO?!

Sep. 14, 2008 | 5:26 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Barely ruffled the leaves on my trees.

Sep. 13, 2008 | 12:35 PM RKthrilla says:

Nine times eh? Sounds about right..

Im gonna try and keep it that way..

FAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOT...

Am I doing it right?

Sep. 14, 2008 | 5:27 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Absolutely.

Sep. 13, 2008 | 3:47 PM RobotTaco says:

Holy shit, I was just watching Jojo's Bizzare Adventure and Dio did "Za Warudo" and I had an awesome thought about you having a signature move called "Za Curanu". ... Are you able to do that? 'Cause than you would be more than Awesome, you would be godly.

Sep. 14, 2008 | 5:27 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Sep. 13, 2008 | 5:01 PM RKthrilla says:

He already is a god silly robottaco

Sep. 14, 2008 | 1:27 AM MissingNYC says:

"cast says:

When all of the vaginas in the world dry up, what happens?
Sep. 12, 2008 | 7:05 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Then we break out the KY. That's unless you meant disappeared. In that case I kill myself and guys like you go gay, big time...
"

i almost pissed my pants laughing... LOL

Sep. 14, 2008 | 5:28 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

HAHA

Sep. 14, 2008 | 7:15 PM TehSlapHappy says:

Yo. We cool? I'm cool.

Sep. 14, 2008 | 7:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yeah man. Slappy's all right in my book.

Sep. 15, 2008 | 1:53 AM MissingNYC says:

how about me?

Sep. 15, 2008 | 7:24 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You?

Not so much.....

Sep. 15, 2008 | 7:56 AM MissingNYC says:

i will go to be crying now... :(

Sep. 15, 2008 | 8:46 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Sep. 15, 2008 | 11:47 AM RKthrilla says:

Are you a reverse pick pocket?

Sep. 15, 2008 | 11:52 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You mean like the Burger King, putting money in people's pockets?

Sep. 15, 2008 | 12:25 PM Rig says:

My job contains no sexual innuendos. :(

Sep. 15, 2008 | 1:32 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Sure it does. Isn't ass kissing snitch kinda sexual?

Sep. 15, 2008 | 1:46 PM RKthrilla says:

Yea!

Sep. 15, 2008 | 2:29 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Then hell no. If I did that. How could I stack my paper to the ceiling?

Sep. 15, 2008 | 4:03 PM RKthrilla says:

Buy bacon
Rub on dick
?????
Profit..

Thats how!

Sep. 15, 2008 | 7:59 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

OH SNAP! Why didn't I think of that?!?

Sep. 15, 2008 | 6:04 PM MissingNYC says:

now that im awake and had a whole night to think about it... ill still cry lol

Sep. 15, 2008 | 7:59 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Don't cry man. You're cool too.

Sep. 15, 2008 | 10:05 PM RKthrilla says:

I dont know!

I just dont know...

Sep. 15, 2008 | 10:06 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*buys bacon*

Sep. 16, 2008 | 2:17 PM Rig says:

Hm, you may be on to something there.
Nothing like the smooth feeling of buttocks upon my lips...

Sep. 16, 2008 | 2:46 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Told ya so. Do you wear a rubber whilst snitching?

Sep. 17, 2008 | 12:17 AM DrugMan3 says:

go choke on your bollocks wanker.

Sep. 17, 2008 | 8:59 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Blow me chav.

Sep. 17, 2008 | 10:13 AM cast says:

I would like to request that my PM's be disabled.

Please. :\

Sep. 17, 2008 | 12:05 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

haha

Sep. 17, 2008 | 11:36 AM cast says:

fuck that last comment, please turn on your crane cam

Sep. 17, 2008 | 12:06 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I can't man. Fucking lunch time everybody and their fucking pig mother gets online around me and fucking destroys my bandwidth.

I swear I'm gonna fire an EMP one of these days....

Sep. 17, 2008 | 12:39 PM C1ph3r says:

Lol at "jack".

Sep. 17, 2008 | 1:48 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*jacks crane*

Sep. 17, 2008 | 2:08 PM EyeLovePenorz says:

How do you get modded and not me. Not fair.

Sep. 17, 2008 | 3:00 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Maybe it's cause you're a faggot?

Sep. 17, 2008 | 6:27 PM Chdonga says:

Seeing that you're still replying I can tell that the hurricane hasn't obliterated you.

HOORAY!

Sep. 17, 2008 | 10:58 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yeah, isn't it awesome that I'm not dead and my property decimated?!?

Sep. 17, 2008 | 11:10 PM hollerhollerholler7 says:

My friend, the user who led me to this website, told me that you are gay. Is that true?

Sep. 18, 2008 | 6:52 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'm as rampantly gay as a penis in a vagina could possibly be....

Sep. 19, 2008 | 5:20 PM Kagoe says:

You're on my sig <3

Sep. 19, 2008 | 5:49 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

haha

Been going through my posts huh....
I'm positive I meant that post in the most sarcastic way possible.
Also, when your brother finds out he is going to slash his assburger wrists, lol.

Sep. 19, 2008 | 7:03 PM C1ph3r says:

Btw, how tall's the crane now? Must be hard to jack it.

Sep. 20, 2008 | 9:50 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

About 300 feet after I jack it Monday.

Sep. 20, 2008 | 9:51 AM Kagoe says:

Lol, not exactly. I just came across it and I liked it ^_^
How come only one mod seems to like Naruto?! http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9 70903/1
What's that about my brother...? XD

Sep. 20, 2008 | 1:23 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I don't know why only one mod hates naruto. I personally don't care for it.

Also, your brother hates me. haha

Sep. 21, 2008 | 1:26 PM RKthrilla says:

So, you use that bacon yet?

Sep. 21, 2008 | 2:02 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

At least 9000 times. It was very porky....