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Entry 9 of 34

Age/Gender: 31, Male
Job: Operating Engineer

I'm a motherfucker.

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AIM: EYESKYKING

Website: rompe_TOTO_@hotma il.com

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@@@POOZY FOR PRESIDENT@@@

Posted by EyeLovePoozy Aug. 26, 2008 @ 6:56 PM EDT

Hey guys, I'd like to thank you all for your support and I'll see you guys at the polls....

Let's turn this country around and set her in the right direction once and for all.

Check out this news cast I was linked to that shows all the support I've been getting from you guys:
VOTE POOZY

Here's a screen shot of a paltalk chat room made about my candidacy.

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The People Have Spoken

90 Comments

Aug. 26, 2008 | 7:59 PM Jamoke says:

With Poozy at the helm, you know there will be many a satisfied intern under that desk.

Aug. 26, 2008 | 8:14 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I would destroy all Lewinski's that would be brave enough to catch the twisted spic dick in their honey pots.

Aug. 26, 2008 | 8:32 PM Slayer3751 says:

Poozy, if elected, would you please just nuke china already?

Aug. 26, 2008 | 8:44 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'd nuke those slanty eyed, yellow fucks right off of the planet.

With their lead tainted toys and ravenous appetite for my gasoline....

Cocksuckers

Aug. 26, 2008 | 9:09 PM Lagamuffin says:

POOZY FOR PREZ! That way he can make sure everyone gets TomsPulp'd!

Aug. 26, 2008 | 10:26 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*deletes your ass*

Aug. 26, 2008 | 10:38 PM TropicalParadise says:

BOO POOZY, go FEMALE PRESIDENT.

Aug. 26, 2008 | 10:41 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

My pussy is at least 3 times thicker than yours is.

Aug. 26, 2008 | 10:42 PM TehSlapHappy says:

I don't know if I should be scared or horny.

Aug. 26, 2008 | 11:01 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Definitely scorny, definitely.

Aug. 27, 2008 | 12:43 PM Slayer3751 says:

ALL HAIL POOZY!!!

DESTROYER OF THOSE COCKSUCKING ASIANS!!!!

Aug. 27, 2008 | 1:48 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*gives you a parcel of land and a hoe to till it with*

Aug. 27, 2008 | 1:40 PM Dezimo says:

*votes*

hmm.. guess i have nothing funny to add to that

well, cya

Aug. 27, 2008 | 1:49 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Aug. 27, 2008 | 2:29 PM Ghyfty says:

How long did that video take you to make?

Aug. 27, 2008 | 2:45 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I didn't make it.

Aug. 27, 2008 | 3:23 PM Slayer3751 says:

Will you make prostitution and rape, legal or mandatory?

Aug. 27, 2008 | 3:43 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Only in the ghetto's.

Aug. 27, 2008 | 3:45 PM Slayer3751 says:

You have my vote!

And my pussy is MUCH thicker than yours.

Aug. 27, 2008 | 3:54 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I doubt it, I hear you have the skinniest pussy on all of NG.

Also, see you at the polls, constituent!

Aug. 27, 2008 | 4:14 PM killerjeff says:

I vote for you Poozy.

Aug. 27, 2008 | 4:17 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*hands you a cigar and a button*

Aug. 27, 2008 | 5:16 PM Slayer3751 says:

Yeah, right. Ask Lykashimyo. He knows how thick and juicy my pussy is.

Aug. 27, 2008 | 5:29 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I bet he does. In fact I bet you and him cross pussies once a week.

Aug. 27, 2008 | 6:11 PM mranarchy says:

I dont vote for neo-fascists

Aug. 27, 2008 | 6:16 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Oh that's ok I guess. Maybe next time.....

*sics goons on you and yours*

Aug. 27, 2008 | 8:06 PM SockMyDink says:

If you get elected, I'd go Lee Harvey Oswald on you.

Aug. 27, 2008 | 8:32 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You don't have the balls beav- I mean sockmydink!

Aug. 27, 2008 | 8:21 PM TropicalParadise says:

Your pussy is only thick because of all the hymen, VIRG.

Aug. 27, 2008 | 8:34 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

YEAH SLAYER3751!!!! YOUR PUSSY IS SO THICK BECAUSE OF ALL THE HYMEN!!!

Aug. 27, 2008 | 8:24 PM TehSlapHappy says:

Can I be the the first Black vice prez? :D

Aug. 27, 2008 | 8:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Sure.

SLAPPY FOR VP '08!

Aug. 27, 2008 | 9:54 PM Parlux says:

Hell yeah poozy 08 Why?!?! BECAUSE HE SAID MOTHER FUCKER!

Aug. 27, 2008 | 10:00 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Parlux for secretary of defense!

Aug. 27, 2008 | 10:54 PM lawlmaster says:

My lungs are going to explode!This is truly epic!Whoever made this needs an award for sheer lulz!

*BBR for Prez*

Aug. 27, 2008 | 11:34 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Who the fuck is BBR?

Aug. 27, 2008 | 11:34 PM LordOfKetchup says:

You're kind of a shitty mod

Aug. 27, 2008 | 11:42 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I can live with that.

But you are definitely a shitty user, can you live with that?

Aug. 28, 2008 | 12:12 AM Doom-Fan says:

If you were president, would you nuke Africa?

Aug. 28, 2008 | 6:51 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

No way man. What about the clapping man?!? He's cool people.

Aug. 28, 2008 | 8:27 AM WolfBlitz2 says:

I am an Australian
can I still vote for you?
we are in need to kick out our PM kevin rudd

Aug. 28, 2008 | 9:13 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yeah sure. Call Bush and his cronies and ask how they got dubbya into office. I'm sure they could figure out some way for you to vote.

Aug. 28, 2008 | 8:52 AM Ragnarokia says:

Hahaha, that was great, you would get my vote if I was American.

Aug. 28, 2008 | 9:13 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Sweet!

Aug. 28, 2008 | 8:55 AM Ragnarokia says:

Ermm...........nah trick my friends is nicer.

Aug. 28, 2008 | 9:13 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lolwut?

Aug. 28, 2008 | 3:14 PM RobotTaco says:

Who's gonna be your Running Mate?

Aug. 28, 2008 | 4:52 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I promised TehSlapHappy but if you suck dick better than he does then the position is yours.

Aug. 28, 2008 | 3:18 PM speeling says:

haha! there was a chatroom called elliez3, with the same exact amount of people!
any chance we could run together?

Aug. 28, 2008 | 4:53 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Well what's your platform?

Aug. 28, 2008 | 3:56 PM Ragnarokia says:

You Americans are all faggots.
You should be the Prime Minister.

Aug. 28, 2008 | 4:56 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

Fuck that.

Aug. 28, 2008 | 4:15 PM Rig says:

You have MY vote, sir.

Aug. 28, 2008 | 4:57 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Want a cabinet position?

Aug. 28, 2008 | 5:24 PM DrugMan3 says:

If I were to elect you will you respect us English better?

Aug. 28, 2008 | 5:55 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Not a single iota.

Aug. 28, 2008 | 5:46 PM DrugMan3 says:

Stop with the faggot calling it's getting old no one respect a naughty mouth.

Aug. 28, 2008 | 5:55 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

shutup faggot

Aug. 28, 2008 | 5:58 PM Otto says:

I like the bit where you get away with things that get me banned.

Aug. 28, 2008 | 6:00 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

cool huh

Aug. 28, 2008 | 5:58 PM Mz-frost95-fr says:

God you're racist.

No thanks.

Aug. 28, 2008 | 6:03 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Get jokes much?

Aug. 28, 2008 | 6:01 PM Otto says:

I guess so.

Aug. 28, 2008 | 6:33 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Good man.

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Aug. 28, 2008 | 6:32 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

awesome

Aug. 28, 2008 | 6:09 PM DrugMan3 says:

Wow a 30 year old called a 13 year old faggot how low.

Aug. 28, 2008 | 6:32 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Get over it.

Aug. 28, 2008 | 6:10 PM DrugMan3 says:

Oh and by the way if you delete the boob thing your gay.

Aug. 28, 2008 | 6:33 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I don't delete comments, stupid.

Aug. 28, 2008 | 6:44 PM rahvin-the-vampire says:

That was an awesome video, I liked the part with the side of the bus..very smoothly accomplished.

Hell at this point, I'd vote for ya!

Aug. 29, 2008 | 6:57 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*hands you a button and glad hands your women*

Aug. 28, 2008 | 6:50 PM SockMyDink says:

I thought I'd leave a message congratulating you on your abus-awesome moderating.

You are the best mod to hit Newgrounds.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 6:57 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*extends your ban for a week for the lulz*

Aug. 28, 2008 | 7:43 PM speeling says:

whats my platform?
360 and wii.
also i kick whoever touches your truck.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 6:58 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You're hired.

How hard we talking here, an annoying tap to the shin or the face busting variety?

Aug. 29, 2008 | 9:44 AM groundpwndr says:

I was already to vote for you i swear till i realized i could run myself, well shoot. That chic was hot, and drugmans asc art was pretty damn phenominal.
great gag, i was fooled up until the bus rolled by and the text was obviously wavering and shit. great stuff.

and thanks for that thing you did earlier.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 10:14 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

HAHA

No worries man.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 9:53 AM C1ph3r says:

Well, good luck on your campaign. If everyone spreads the word, then you'll be more popular than Obama!

Aug. 29, 2008 | 10:15 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Don't want to be popular, just president. Then I could implement my plans....

Aug. 29, 2008 | 10:03 AM Wyvern-Knight says:

All fags, unite under Poozy!

Aug. 29, 2008 | 10:15 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Do it faggots.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 10:51 AM ShadowWest says:

Wow, I never thought I'd see something as stupid and pathetic as this...

Aug. 29, 2008 | 11:41 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Standing in front of the mirror are you?

Put the razor down son. Go hug your mommy and eat some candy.

Everything will be alright.
Try getting some pussy too son. It'll work wonders on your self esteem issues.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 11:19 AM Davidzx says:

first a crane operator now a president, amazing how things change.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 11:41 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Soon I'll be emperor of the universe.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 11:25 AM flashplayer5 says:

I don't like you.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 11:42 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

1. I don't care.

2. Join the club.

3. lol

Aug. 29, 2008 | 12:15 PM speeling says:

oh, contruier my friend, no shin or face. i call it....
THE COCK BUSTER!

Aug. 29, 2008 | 12:20 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Sounds brutal.... Do you get a running start or is it a surprise kind of thing?

Aug. 29, 2008 | 12:31 PM ShadowWest says:

Oh boy aren't you witty? Talk about childish and immature too.

It's also a complete mystery as how you were modded. That was a very bad mistake.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 12:51 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

oh man phew.....
I thought you had slit your wrists. Thank God your faggot ass listened to reason.

Also, my being modded doesn't have to make sense to you nor is your opinion about it worth a fuck to anybody that matters....

So keep on hating. It's funny to me. =D

Aug. 29, 2008 | 12:31 PM speeling says:

i go both ways (lol at the bi joke). and we will also stop people like TomsPulp from going on the bbs!

Aug. 29, 2008 | 12:51 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Well if we do that then who shall I pwn?

Aug. 29, 2008 | 12:40 PM andythehedgehog says:

thank you for banning me from the bbs poozy!!! i love you!!!! but sadly, I DIDN'T LEARN A DAMN THING!!! MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Aug. 29, 2008 | 1:07 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

LOL.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 1:01 PM Nikenick says:

I'll vote for you!

And let ME be Vice President.

When I suck dicks I usually do a headstand and cross my legs in the air
then vacuum upside down
gets the job done
sometimes i like to do it with only one hand.

VOTE NICK FOR VP

Aug. 29, 2008 | 1:36 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Nikenick for campaign manager!

Aug. 29, 2008 | 1:21 PM speeling says:

nikenick, me and poozy have an idea for Change (btw, Barck Obama did't make make that up, I did!). you can be our helper though! We need a campaign manager, don't we?

Aug. 29, 2008 | 1:37 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Absolutely.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 1:54 PM speeling says:

i am calling everyone to make an eyelovepoozy President Poster! yes, here is my "wonderful" poster i made, all in mspaint. if you can't beat that then....
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9209 /presro1.jpg

Aug. 29, 2008 | 2:00 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

HAHA awesome.

I can't wait to see that plastered all over cities across America.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 2:02 PM CGUE says:

doug looks like sid vicious

Aug. 29, 2008 | 2:14 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Who the fuck is Doug?

Aug. 29, 2008 | 2:07 PM speeling says:

i need flash to make a really good picture....
I AM SOOOOO PUTTING UP THESE SIGNS ON THE TELEPHONE POLES ON MY BLOCK!

Aug. 29, 2008 | 2:14 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You'll have to provide photographic evidence or else all will assume that the deed you have described did not indeed take place.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 2:17 PM Nikenick says:

As campain manager I will promise you that THERE WILL BE ALOT OF BALOONS AND POOZYS FOR EVERYONE.

And Candy, everybody likes candy =3

Aug. 29, 2008 | 2:56 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Sounds good, have at it.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 2:36 PM kidray76 says:

Dear Sir.

Please put your cock in my mouth next. Thank you.

Signed
kidray76

P.S.
Boners

Aug. 29, 2008 | 2:57 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I've always wanted a hummer from a review mod.

*unzzzzzzzzzips*

Aug. 29, 2008 | 3:38 PM Xaxrox says:

2013?

Aug. 29, 2008 | 6:20 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

3102?

Aug. 29, 2008 | 5:08 PM Nikenick says:

AND STRIPPERS, THERE WILL BE STRIPPERS.

Everybody likes strippers, expeccialy when they're lesbians.

Yes, you'll be president in no time because of this.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 6:21 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Excellent thinking my good man.

*ruffles your hair and slaps your ass*

Aug. 29, 2008 | 5:26 PM RKthrilla says:

Bah, poozys always taking credit for what I myself have done, he was with me when it happend but here is how it really went down...
....
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Well me in poozy were taking a walk when suddenly a man who looked discretely like Tom Fulp came out from the bushes.. We walked on but I relized I was alone, Poozy was gone! Then suddenly I heard Poozy scream "A SPY'S ZAPPIN MAH CRANE!" I tried to save the crane, but it was too late, the crane suddenly bursted into a bazillion peices, at that point Poozy was pisssssed, it took him like 8 laps from running to his base to the crane to get it that huge. So me and puzzy were about to look for "the spy" but suddenly a figure imergered from behind poozy, I relized this might be the last time I saw him, so I said I love you, and then Poozy was backstabbed (1 hit KO!) Now I was crying and I knew I had to get rid of this guy, so I threw my flames from my flame thrower vilolently and I saw a figure ingulf'd in flames fall to the ground... Needless to say I raped his dead carcus, then brought Poozy to the nearest hospital. The nice doctors there managed to revived Poozy, but the bad news was that he didnt have insurance, but because he works ona crane and makes over 100k a year he could afford it but he had to sell his house, so now he is living with me for about 4-5 years till he can get back on his feet with a new house....

And that is the story of how tomspulp died...

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DEE END!

Aug. 29, 2008 | 6:21 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You're a wacky fuckin' bastard you know that?

Aug. 29, 2008 | 6:43 PM RKthrilla says:

yep :D

Aug. 29, 2008 | 7:05 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Good.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 6:45 PM RobotTaco says:

I will do whatever it takes to make sure you stay on Top.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 7:05 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Like what?

Aug. 29, 2008 | 6:57 PM RKthrilla says:

Also, thaat kind of video has been done on my news station, actually, it was the exact one...

LIEZ!!

Aug. 29, 2008 | 7:06 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lies

Aug. 29, 2008 | 11:22 PM speeling says:

I'll be going to Canada until Monday to.... er....... Talk with the Emporer of Canada (or somethin like that). So, i won't be able to do any American Campaigning, BUT i will get my fellow Canadains to like you (all i gotta do is worship one day at the Wayne Gretski chapel)

Aug. 29, 2008 | 11:32 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Spread the word minion, spread it as far as you can....

Aug. 29, 2008 | 11:25 PM SevenSeize says:

You have my vote sir.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 11:37 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

fuckin' awesome.

LISTEN HERE FUCKERS:

7C'S PUSSY DOES NOT STINK!!

In fact her cock is so pleasant smelling that perfume companies have been paying her light bills for months just to have access to her smegma....

Apart from that. HIS pussy is so thick and throbbing that all penis enhancing pill companies have offered him millions of dollars just to use his name.

Aug. 29, 2008 | 11:49 PM Infinite-one says:

You are a dirty mouth.

Aug. 30, 2008 | 12:12 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Fuck You.

Aug. 30, 2008 | 12:08 AM 1337leader says:

You posted some footage on the fucking paltalk chat and got modded just because Wade probably thought it would be funny. Expect to be demodded soon because of you abusing your powers and being the worst mod since BBR.

Aug. 30, 2008 | 12:13 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Oh god! Please don't get me de modded.....

Please????

Aug. 30, 2008 | 12:21 AM Infinite-one says:

30 bucks, big guy.

Aug. 30, 2008 | 3:30 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

cash or check?

Aug. 30, 2008 | 6:30 AM Zombie-Toaster says:

We'd be better off voting Hitler.

Aug. 30, 2008 | 3:31 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

But he's dead so vote Poozy instead.

Aug. 30, 2008 | 7:50 AM DannyJay says:

http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=
eyelovepoozy&last=not

..........tee hee.

Aug. 30, 2008 | 3:31 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

Aug. 30, 2008 | 3:58 PM 1337leader says:

Nice sarcasm, but even if you actually meant it, I couldn't get you demodded, I don't have the powers to do that, but far as I see it, you only follow the rules once or twice a month just so Wade doesn't catch you. One day though, you will fuck up around him, and when that happens, expect the people on NG to decide to take a big shit on you and you will not be able to get out of it.

Aug. 30, 2008 | 4:55 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

Shut the fuck up man... You don't know what you're talking about.

Aug. 31, 2008 | 8:38 AM ShadowWest says:

You find hate funny?

AWESOME.

Aug. 31, 2008 | 9:13 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

yes

Especially when it comes from stupid, angst ridden punks that don't even know me.

Sep. 1, 2008 | 11:38 AM Tager says:

You are a racist self centered idiot, id prefer it if you didnt insult me thank you.

"I'd nuke those slanty eyed, yellow fucks right off of the planet."

Sep. 1, 2008 | 12:37 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Can't take a joke I see.....

Sep. 1, 2008 | 11:49 AM Nikenick says:

OMG I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A MOD!!!!!

Seriously, kids these days.

Sep. 1, 2008 | 12:37 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

Sep. 1, 2008 | 1:28 PM LampFace says:

Awesome vid.

Sep. 1, 2008 | 1:36 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yeah. You can do it too man.
Just click the screen at the end of the video and fill out the fields.

Sep. 1, 2008 | 1:42 PM LampFace says:

I think i will.

Sep. 1, 2008 | 1:50 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

sweet

Sep. 1, 2008 | 1:45 PM JKMonkey says:

POOZY FOR PRESIDENT '08

you got my vote :)

Sep. 1, 2008 | 1:50 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Thanks man!

*pins a button on your shirt and slaps your ass*

Sep. 1, 2008 | 1:53 PM Gergaloth says:

Can I call you Fuzzy?

Sep. 1, 2008 | 2:01 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Nope.

Can I call you stupidniggerfaggot?

Sep. 1, 2008 | 4:15 PM Clock-Ninja says:

faggot

Sep. 1, 2008 | 6:09 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Your daddy's a faggot. Just like your granddaddy and his father.

Sep. 1, 2008 | 4:35 PM Achilles2 says:

Did you really sign that petition?

Sep. 1, 2008 | 6:09 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

What do you think?

Sep. 1, 2008 | 5:17 PM RobotTaco says:

I would die for you. N00bs can try to Lee Harvey Oswald you. But I will stop them. With my Life. You have my Vote.

Sep. 1, 2008 | 6:10 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Awesome. TACO'S FOR EVERYONE!

Sep. 1, 2008 | 5:20 PM ClockMuffin says:

First mod. Then, AMERICA.

Sep. 1, 2008 | 6:10 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Then the world!

Sep. 1, 2008 | 7:16 PM Renandchi2 says:

i fuckin hate u

Sep. 1, 2008 | 7:20 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I couldn't care less. About you personally or your hate for me.

Go eat a dick.

Sep. 1, 2008 | 7:22 PM GiantDouche says:

You can't even moderate a fucking internet forum with 30 or so other people, what makes you think you could be a president?

Sep. 1, 2008 | 7:24 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol teen angst.

Sep. 2, 2008 | 7:09 AM risbolla says:

I might vote.

Sep. 2, 2008 | 7:46 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Vote or die motherfucker VOTE OR DIE!

Sep. 2, 2008 | 7:21 AM Sawdust says:

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