Well, screw him then!

Do they call them cranes because of the necessary action taken to look at the operator?

Also: lolSwain. Morelike, Slame, amirite?

what the fuck? HEY, SAWIN! FUCK YOU!

The Swain crane...hmm kinda catchy.

Anyway, he better be glad he didn't go, because i know you planned to push him off of the crane!

let me see the burn mark.

Swain, your boyfriend? FUCK YOU

ahhh Swainnn major let down

swain bails on everything.

Let ME see thr burn mark.

what a wuss
should've place some bungy chords on the endf of the crane
thwould be awesome then maybe then he would have gotten out of bed
better yet, give him some powerful coffee or brawndo

lol dude, Archer burned me again last night because he thought it would be funny. I took him aside and explained to him that I'm not going to be offended, I won't hold a grudge, etc., but next time he feels the need to burn me with a lighter or whatever, I'm going to break his fucking jaw for him, no questions asked. I gave him the parent-to-child talk you advised, and it woke him the fuck up. GOOD CALL POOZY.

Did you hit the guy with your ban hammer?

Do you and the other mods kick gumOnshoe's ass?

Tumtumtum...
Nice car!

I need details about his douchebag friends... I knew his pristine image was too good to be true.

Should've invited me. I would've climbed your crane (wow that sounded a little gay). You think since his friend brutally burned you he should've climbed it or at least give you a BJ. Then you would've layed down your ban hammer on him. LOL Anywho what's up?

where you planning to climb the crane like that video I saw a while ago qwith those idiots swinging from the crane, that would be funny.

Can I climb the crane?
-Waits for 'NO EMOS ALLOWED'-

hahah swain backed out? man, thats so unswainsy hahah

lol MC, I didn't "BACK OUT", it's just that 6 AM is about the time I'm getting ready for bed, not getting out of it :(

Poozy was pointing out buildings he's worked on and the many cranes all around downtown that might be similar to his, and I tell you what, if he's willing to have me up there at 2 PM when I roll myself out of bed, then you bet your sweet ass I'll go up.

haha, nice

can i climb the crane?

thats a serious chain haha

also, fuck haha. fag burns hurt like hell

what a lovely mark on your arm
chicks digs scars
from what i heard anyway....
well you know what to do
time to give out free chinese burns to swain's friends

OMG SAWIN VS EYELUVPOOXY?!?!!? D:

LOL, drunks.

Can you at least pick someone up with the crane?

oh, wow. he got burned.

know what? I got rickrolled!

aren't you cool with ts?

also, what a shame.

Well let that be a lesson to you kids, if you burn some one your going to get your shit jacked!

TsStudios

Thank you for actually putting your name on the ban. You are the only one curtious enough to do it.

How about no

How about no

How about no

How about no

How about no

Swain, I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed in you too, though, Poozy for crying about a little cigarette burn. It doesn't hurt bad enough to complain about it on Newgrounds. If one of his friends shot/stabbed you then you could whine.

:O what assholes.They burned you with a fag.You should have pressed charges.

ouch. looks like you got bit by a spider.

*reads hot fuss's comment*.............hmm......

So you just took it when he burned you. lol

how about yes!

it those things you give on peoples arms, you twist there arm and skin leaving a mark on the arm
so yeah i guess

If it was WAKE up at 6 it'd be okay, but to be somewhere at 6 that would be horrible.

i saw that How about no thread.
it was hilkarious (those people deserved to be banned though)

"plus he was very VERY appolegetic afterwards."

So, he sucked your cock?

I rather stick my dick at tight asshole than to burn you with a cigarette. Maybe u prefer to scuk my dick.

grown-up faggot

no. spide bites aren't pleasent.........*remembers camp 05* ughh...... got bit on the ass while i was sleeping. itched like a bitch.

Hey i know you! you're wade's bitch right?? the guy that sucked him off 24/7 for that mod position oh and good luck trying to get my account deleted ; )

A brown recluse gave my old ma a fake dimple chin.. :(

Hahaha.

He isnt so tough.

i r hat-fas, k.

I was asking out of curiosity.

You should stab your burn like a man!

Nice bling G.

dadasds

Read the post wrong

What did you do to the guy that burned out his cigarette on your arm? :O

Which is another reason for smokers to stop.

no you are wrong

your a shit mod

You're a shit mod.

If he's a pussy why don't you fuck him then eh eh ;) ;) *nudge* *nudge*

"Ban extended due to stupidity."

Hey asshole, I didn't even say "How about no" in that thread.

Aslo, you're a shit mod. At least BBR was funny, you're just shitty.

Mmm was he super tight just like on prom night?

my dick is as big as your wrist. actually. and harder . and and with no cut.

let's face it. I didn't do anything. You just freaked out whenever I mentioned dick. Maybe you have to refaggotrize yourself. Ein kleine Mutterficker fick dich aus das Anus

You don't know how much I'm laughing at your comments.

So when you going on your cam?

I Want Crane Cam Now!!

I love you Rebeccaaaaa

My dick facts

1. straight
2. 8.1 inches
3. veinly
4. pink
5. straight
6. max 48' erection degree
7. 5.3 inches girth

Now you want to suck it right. :) Don't be shy big boy.

well...... does your hand hurt?
WELL IT SHOULD NOW!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

You're the nicest mod I've ever seen.

You know, I don't care when you ban. If only you were funny, maybe you'd be better.

The view must be amazing at that height. I bet you like to pretend you're god and you just watch as your creations walk and talk... and every once in a while you'll take away someone's pool ladder while they're in there and see how long it takes for them to drown...

getting burned with cigarettes is an act that should only be reserved for when prostitutes do a bad job sucking your dick. Everyone knows that.

I know you hate me and all but I have a question,

Do you still climb up when it's raining?

Have you ever slipped while climbing up regardless of rain or shine, any close calls?

I ask because that's the only thing that would freak me the fuck out about climbing up there.. The possibility of slipping and falling to my death.

2020 nano machines wouldn't even save your ass in that situation.

Your banner is sig worthy, can I use it as my sig?

So last night I was making some ramen, I got it into the bowl and I noticed there was a bit too much water in it for carrying and I knew it could possibly spill out and scold me. Well, I went to pour out some of the chili seasoned water WITH A CIGARETTE IN MY LEFT HAND and I must have fucked up at some point and I poured near boiling hot water all over my left hand..

Burns suck.

Sometimes it comes back to life and feels like its getting bruned all over again. :(

It's mostly my left ring finger, hows your burn doing pooz?

why the fuck did you destroy ban my thread? it was legit and you didn't have to be a bitch and not admit to it when you're obviously the only mod in General.

Seriously, I even think you're going to be the next BBR. Well except the whole leaving part. >_>

hi thar wats up that looks like owie
don ban me plez :'((((((( also how u do grey typing i tride and cant find owt......

Aw, you banned me. :)

"Har har, look at me mah name is poozy, I'm 30 years fucking old and all I do is talk to 15 year olds all day.

That's me! The moronic, idiotic, son of a bitch, pedophile!"

It takes one to know one, LOLOLOLOLOL.

that looks like an aids sore... although its not...
you should smack him

So.............your a guy?

Do you REALLY love poozy, because I thought you were cooler than that

Can I have some of yours?

I don't want your giant dick (well not now anyway), I wanted some of the poozy you're banging right now. Is is friendly? Will it eat my cock? D:

k so what do you suggest I bang then

Lol, fag.

I don't see why you're a mod, you seem pretty fucking stupid.

Unless that's a requirement...?

but I want some actual pussy not some jar of saturated fat. If I bang a fattie it's almost the same thing BUT that's beside the point

The tall are weak.

big giant willies

Thats some nice bling you've got on your wrist.

The reason my account has not yet been deleted was because I haven't broken anything serious.

When am I ready!!!! TELL ME!!!!!!

lol wtf I cum so much I can fill a bucket

Did you punch him in the throat for burning you?

Hi.

I said I can cum buckets not 'I can cum buckets after 10 seconds'

Next task I must complete to gain the almighty poozy master?!

ha ha ha ha you thought you tricked me into thinking you had friends!

Woow that looks nasty. The Swain and his friend shall pay.They'll pay!!!!!

Any specific type of whores? I want the best of the best!

douchebag.

see how I didn't specify who?

jk

but hye, your banner says in big capital letters, "FAGGOT"

A friend of a friend stubbed his cigarette out on my hand in a club once. Still have a scar because of that prick.

dude i got da benjamins piling up high to da ceeling in my mansion how many hoez can i buy wid dat

Tom has a hot vagina!

Thanks for banning me

Try a cigar on your arm. That hurts.... (damn frat).

k so once they get to my door what do I do, serve them lemonade and try and be a good host or what?? I'm stuck at this part HELP

whats your crane?

hmmm ok I'll try it and see what happens I hope they're willing to put out

OK, I don't suck mod-dick, and I originally hated you, but I'm going to have to say that your lock message for "Taking over a thread" was the greatest non-female thing I've laid eyes upon.

i give you free coke?

Soda is the elixir or the Gods, you should know that almighty one....

: please don't smite me

i love how you think that tacking on more days to a meaningless ban can hurt me.

especially since I've been using alts to get around bans for ages.

Nice chain that thing looks pretty awesome

Yeah, I feel pretty naked when I don't have my watch on.

what did you do to toms pulp?

hai im in florida right now

Douchebag is one word.

Since when are you a mod?

you sound pretty cool

Why did you delete tomspulp? I know he was an idiot sometimes, but was there a reason?

In the NG timeline, Poozy killed Tomspulp.

Oh, you extended my ban. How nice of you

:P

Poor baby.

what would happened if someone destroyed ur truck?

oh no... you wouldnt...

poozy also beats puppies with baseball bats.

how is you?

This one time i was doing an internship at a hospital, i was assisting in a birth. As soon as that baby popped out Poozy smashed through a window and smacked that baby for a home run with his level 17 baseball bat.

Although, that's only what my eyes saw.... and them eyes be real sneaky yes them be.

Also, get that damn crane cam up. :D

Your bio seems like your intro on a dating site. LOL

Lagging graphics. :D

Whats it like been with Swain?

beep

do you have kids?

Soooooo... Do you eat kittens?

so i came to check here expecting something new... and nothing!

The Swain is the no. 1 guy, so you can STFU NOOB.

Does he at least have a magnificent phallus?