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Short violently hilarious stories

Posted by EyeLovePoozy May. 4, 2008 @ 11:12 AM EDT

In this blog and perhaps the next I'm going to post some short journal entries that an English professor made me keep during my first year of college. After a couple of weeks of making the journal entires I grew bored of it and asked the professor is I could enter "imaginary" scenarios as my entries. She agreed and the following are some of the most popular ones. You'll notice that on some entries their is a quote after my signature. That is the professors comment of the entry. Usually written in red ink. I should point out that this professor was a old woman that looked alarmingly like Mrs. Doubtfire

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11/9/00
You know what? Today I grew sick and tired of those god damn airplanes that fly so low over my house. They zoom over every ten minutes and they're so low I can see the pilot laughing at me and flipping me the bird. It's terrible. They're so loud you can't even hold a conversation outside. Anyways, today I shot two of them out of the sky with my rocket launcher. Low and behold....
No more planes have flown over.

Who's laughing now Mr. Pilot?

Moses
"Oh dear god! Those poor people"

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11/10/00
Today my neighbors threw me a ticker tape parade. They were celebrating the end of their torment caused by those infernal planes flying over their head. It was really cool, I felt like a hero.

Moses
"I would have called the police!"

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11/16/00
While driving around today. Just for shits and giggles I decided to jump the curb and mow down unassuming, presumably innocent pedestrians. I decimated every single one I could reach with my front bumper while plowing through the crowds and displays. It was really fun. The only part that sucked was getting all the blood and gristle off my car. :(

Moses
"Only a maniac would do such a thing!"

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11/17/00
Earlier this evening on the way to school, an officer stopped me. I though that this wold be a perfect opportunity to vent some pent up rage. So as the officer approached my window I waited and as he leaned over to speak to me. I smashed him in the fucking balls and snatched his gun. As one of Miami's finest crashed to his knees in his pinnacle experience of man pain, I threw my door open. Cracking his skull beautifully. Now the officer lays weeping on the unforgiving damp concrete, pleading for his life and quivering in my shadow. I then snatched him up by his throat and torre him to his feet. Then I located his trachea and clutched it in a kung-fu grip and kicked him right across his tits. Ripping out a large section of his windpipe along with his adams apple. I then got into my car. Wiped my bloody hands and put his torn parts into the cooler next to me on the passenger seat. Then took the vehicle out of park and ran over his still twitching body and continued n my way to school.

Moses

"You should take up football. Such hostile thoughts!"

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That's all for now. I'll post several more on the next blog. But for those of you blissfully unaware of this mind blowing insanity. Pop that cherry and watch Ronald get his crack on in this vid.
stfufbi

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1925 dep.fbi

Updated: 06/27/08 6:04 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

136 Comments

May. 4, 2008 | 10:15 PM Scalene says:

stfu with your emo shit, faggot.

fuck off newgrounds and stop posting emo shit. nobody likes you emo faggot. :)

May. 5, 2008 | 7:29 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

cry1, cry2, emocut, EMOCUT!


May. 4, 2008 | 10:16 PM Scalene says:

Interesting diary, especially the rocket launcher. I thought diaries were meant to be truthfull... how'd it go?

May. 5, 2008 | 7:31 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You don't read through much do you? I said I asked her if I could enter imaginary situations and she agreed....

-5 internets


May. 5, 2008 | 8:03 AM FBIpolux says:

"stfufbi"? :(

Also, lolvideo.

May. 6, 2008 | 7:39 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yeah I knew you'd having something negative to say about the video like zzz, -.- or old video is old. haha


May. 5, 2008 | 8:27 AM FBIpolux says:

I'm sure that police officer just wanted to know where the closest Donut store was.

May. 6, 2008 | 7:40 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'm not sure where he was going but I know where he ended up. XD


May. 5, 2008 | 8:45 PM Lamoureux says:

Bonjour monsieur lover face.

Fuck's up man?

May. 6, 2008 | 7:41 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'm up. About 300 feet up atm. Fuck's up with you man?


May. 5, 2008 | 9:17 PM greenfaerie4 says:

Nice journal entries ya got there and the teacher's reaction is fucking priceless! Lol at Ronald Mc Donald.

May. 6, 2008 | 7:42 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yeah, there's more. Probably worse. The teacher actually asked if she could copy them and share them with her colleagues.

I've seen that video several times and each time I start watching it even if it's by accident I have to watch all the way through. It's hypnotic like that. I also made the mistake of allowing my 2 year old to watch it. Now he asks for it...... dammit. =)

Updated: May. 6, 2008, 7:49 AM

May. 13, 2008 | 3:58 PM Eddie says:

Oh my, I don't have anything to say about this post...

I guess I'll go /wrist then.

May. 13, 2008 | 4:39 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

awww.

Poor nordic emo. lol


May. 16, 2008 | 10:35 AM BatDan says:

Fucking amazing stuff.

I laughed, I cried, I made it rain blood.

But overall this was some good work you did. Hopefully that brain hasn't gone dead.

May. 16, 2008 | 10:49 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

HAHA

There's some more coming in about a week or so. I seem to have misplaced the original journal. 0_0


May. 16, 2008 | 2:33 PM Evark says:

Ha ha. I'm sure she'd have been much more scandalized if your entries had been written one full year later.

I read a newspaper article about some old guy who did exactly what you say you did with the car. He drove straight through a market, killing almost a dozen others. The man was not charged because he was so old he had apparently mistaken the gas for the brake and was frantically pressing it to get the car to stop.

May. 17, 2008 | 8:27 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Oh man. That so terrible that it's funny.

It also reminds me of my dad who is getting older and can't see as well as he used to but refuses to relinquish his license. I'm going to have to force him to stop driving one day and I am dreading that moment....


May. 17, 2008 | 1:25 PM Sanjay says:

When in doubt knock 'em out.

May. 17, 2008 | 1:33 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Knock them right the fuck out.


May. 19, 2008 | 11:56 AM MrFinland says:

I don't know what you're talking 'bout BUT IT SOUNDS HOT!

May. 19, 2008 | 3:42 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Did you read the journal entries?


May. 20, 2008 | 12:34 AM MrFinland says:

Like no one did.

May. 20, 2008 | 7:12 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Everyone that has commented on this blog has read the journal entries.

Not only did you not read them. You also did not read the comments......

tsk-tsk


May. 20, 2008 | 9:08 AM Sawdust says:

HOLY SHIT U KILL A COP!

May. 20, 2008 | 9:16 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yeah, that pig had it coming.....


May. 20, 2008 | 9:28 AM MrFinland says:

They're all liars.
BELIEVE IT!!!!

May. 21, 2008 | 8:10 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'll believe no such thing.

But I will continue with my previous sentiment of tsk-tsk and shoveling shame on your deserving shoulders.


May. 20, 2008 | 10:44 AM Sawdust says:

FAIL TALK IS BROKEN

Boo hoo, :'(

May. 21, 2008 | 8:11 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Working fine for me.


May. 21, 2008 | 2:30 AM X-Faggot says:

HOLY FUCK SHIT FUCK MCDONELDZ

May. 21, 2008 | 8:11 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Trippy shit huh?


May. 21, 2008 | 8:15 AM MrFinland says:

That's pride, not shame >:(

May. 21, 2008 | 5:42 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You're proud that you are too lazy too read the entirety of a persons blog?

and

Too indifferent to read through the comments already mad?

It's not even that long man.....


May. 21, 2008 | 10:00 AM EvilJesus says:

Hmm, that video, i know the original song, IM on failtalk if you want it!

May. 21, 2008 | 5:42 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

The original song you say 'ey? Give it to me tomorrow why dontcha?


May. 22, 2008 | 11:29 AM MrFinland says:

FINE HAVE IT YOUR WAY: I READ IT >:(

May. 22, 2008 | 5:02 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

ANNNNNNND?????

Where's the comment on the actual blog?

sheesh


May. 22, 2008 | 2:21 PM Sawdust says:

Shooting a plane with a rocket launcher seems horrible illogical, yet funny nonetheless, Why not use regular rifles? Plane too far?

May. 22, 2008 | 5:04 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Well a rifle wouldn't be very effective on a plane now would it?

A rocket launcher is much more efficient and gives incredible and immediate results.


May. 23, 2008 | 7:35 AM amador10 says:

I don't get how it is violently hilarious. I just know that Moses is gonna do something bout it.

May. 23, 2008 | 5:31 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Moses is my name and I guess to regard this type of stuff as funny you'd have to have a certain type of humor.

Oh well, move along then son. Nothing here for you to see.


May. 23, 2008 | 8:45 AM Sawdust says:

Well, yeah. OF COURSE, HOW SILLY OF ME.

May. 23, 2008 | 5:31 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yes, quite silly. XD


May. 23, 2008 | 6:44 PM MrFinland says:

Oh yeah, THE COMMENT. Well it would seem that you have the same kind of imagination I used to have :D

May. 24, 2008 | 3:11 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

HAHA

Sweet.


May. 24, 2008 | 12:38 PM EvilJesus says:

AH HA!
I could link you too it but that wouldn't be worth the suspense so you have to wait till i get back home which is tomorrow or Monday, make sure to bounce people extra for for me while im not there!

May. 24, 2008 | 3:11 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Done and done.


May. 25, 2008 | 12:34 PM darknessdweller says:

comment #25, yo!

May. 26, 2008 | 7:48 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Darknessdweller is number 25 up in this bitch yo.


May. 27, 2008 | 6:08 PM whatty says:

The following express incredible LOL moments for me:

this professor was a old woman that looked alarmingly like Mrs. Doubtfire

to jump the curb and mow down unassuming, presumably innocent pedestrians

As one of Miami's finest crashed to his knees in his pinnacle experience of man pain

What a great read, thanks for that.

May. 27, 2008 | 6:55 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Glad you enjoyed it man.

I will be posting the second installment from that journal very shortly...


May. 27, 2008 | 7:11 PM Father-of-Death says:

LOL!!! XD

I loved

"Today my neighbors threw me a ticker tape parade. They were celebrating the end of their torment caused by those infernal planes flying over their head. It was really cool, I felt like a hero."

May. 27, 2008 | 7:52 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Stay tuned for the next installment. It gets worse... haha


May. 28, 2008 | 6:47 PM Murad136 says:

Woo ... hoo :D

May. 29, 2008 | 7:04 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

=D Hey now.....


Jun. 2, 2008 | 10:41 AM LegendaryAwesome says:

hahaha! i have a problem with planes too! I live near an airport so i can hear them all friggin day. And when i sleep, instead of counting sheep, i count how many airplanes fly over my house.

Jun. 2, 2008 | 1:46 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'm telling you man, it was terrible. You couldn't even hold a conversation outdoors during peak hours it was just plane after plane after plane. Forget about watching TV with the window open. Imfuckingpossible man.

Thank god I bought a house and moved the fuck out of there.


Jun. 2, 2008 | 3:45 PM Rig says:

Hi, I'm Tom Fulp and I'm going to delete your account. kthxbye

Jun. 2, 2008 | 4:20 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh wait it's just you. lol


Jun. 2, 2008 | 6:39 PM Davidzx says:

that video reminds me of some remix to a DDR song

Jun. 3, 2008 | 7:11 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

DDR?


Jun. 3, 2008 | 7:01 AM whatty says:

It's funny on a second read... This is impressive.

Jun. 3, 2008 | 7:17 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

HAHA

Thanks man. As soon as I stop being a lazy bastard I'll post the next few pages out of the journal. I might have time Friday morning while I wait for my flight to NY.


Jun. 4, 2008 | 6:35 PM Davidzx says:

About DDR, obviously dance dance revolution, it sounds liek one of those max 300 songs. mabye healing vision or somthin liek that, ask madmax, im sure he can verify.

Jun. 4, 2008 | 7:03 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

k gotcha


Jun. 5, 2008 | 4:58 PM Papo says:

You speak spanish?

I noticed it on your e-mail.

ROMPE TOTO.

VAGINA BREAKER.

Jun. 6, 2008 | 6:44 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That's right. I have another email called elbajapanty. haha


Jun. 10, 2008 | 10:17 AM Ragnarokia says:

Sup faggot.

Jun. 10, 2008 | 11:39 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

GASP

*bans*


Jun. 10, 2008 | 10:49 PM Mizox says:

IT'S OWL STRETCHING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Jun. 11, 2008 | 7:11 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Well let's get to the owl stretching then!!

*stretches owl*


Jun. 11, 2008 | 1:23 AM WolfBlitz2 says:

only in japan....
only in Japan will they give a famous kids character crack and heroine and go crazy.
I reckon he could go one better than kevin rudd at a strip club

Jun. 11, 2008 | 7:12 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Your reckoning would be correct I think. Crazy suff man, crazy.


Jun. 11, 2008 | 10:39 AM LegendaryAwesome says:

Ive got a new hotness competition on my userpage! Come check it out!

Jun. 11, 2008 | 5:59 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*checks it out*


Jun. 11, 2008 | 5:59 PM DELUCA2400 says:

Good read, that kept me entertained for a while. Anyway how was ComiCon? Wish I was there to meat all of you guys, but I was here rocking oout in Cleveland with Drew Carrey. lol

Jun. 11, 2008 | 8:48 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

The AppleCon was pretty sweet man. Tom, April, Bob, MindChamber, Luis, Swain, Krinkels, tomamoto and I had a blast setting up and running the booth and then hanging out and drinking at night.

We also had a blast meeting other users.

I used to love watching the Drew Carey show. lol Mimi


Jun. 11, 2008 | 11:06 PM DELUCA2400 says:

Well that's cool I mean you get to hang out with friends and you're originally from NYC. Am I correct or not.

Jun. 11, 2008 | 11:34 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yep. While I was there I wanted to stop in and see the folks but I didn't have time.

So I will be visiting the Big Apple again in about a week or so again!


Jun. 11, 2008 | 11:44 PM DELUCA2400 says:

That's cool. Be sure to by me a Statue of Liberty snow globe, or at leat a I<3 NY T Shirt

Jun. 12, 2008 | 9:27 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

haha


Jun. 13, 2008 | 12:47 AM Mizox says:

I heard you was at the comic thing in NYC, how was it?

Jun. 13, 2008 | 9:12 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

It was pretty cool man. I met a bunch of NG'rs at the con.

And at night we partied hard.


Jun. 14, 2008 | 4:13 AM WolfBlitz2 says:

have you ever tried drinking a brawndo?

Jun. 14, 2008 | 9:42 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Never heard of it. What's in it?


Jun. 15, 2008 | 2:07 AM LegendaryAwesome says:

Go to my page and comment on who you want in the next hotness competition!

Jun. 16, 2008 | 11:59 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I can't think of anybody man.

Let me know when you have the next round set up.


Jun. 15, 2008 | 2:29 AM WolfBlitz2 says:

I have some vids about them on my post also you might wanna look at this site
www.brawndo.com

Jun. 16, 2008 | 11:58 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Looks good. I'll have to try it.


Jun. 16, 2008 | 10:19 AM whatty says:

Then I located his trachea and clutched it in a kung-fu grip and kicked him right across his tits. -

OH LOL!

Jun. 16, 2008 | 11:58 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

That was the end of his pig life.....


Jun. 16, 2008 | 11:43 AM kuttie says:

dude!!! ur weird!!!...

Jun. 16, 2008 | 11:54 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

go count your mama's cunt hairs


Jun. 16, 2008 | 12:02 PM kuttie says:

no thanx ill tink ill pass on that one. but i have an idea... u can go count yours!!! wont that be fun!?

Jun. 16, 2008 | 12:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

3,450.

How many hairs do you have on your snatch?


Jun. 16, 2008 | 12:43 PM kuttie says:

omfg u r weird! n i..d..k..!!! thats gross u sickwad

Jun. 16, 2008 | 2:15 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

STFU stupid


Jun. 17, 2008 | 2:56 PM DELUCA2400 says:

i thought shegot that Brazillian wax the other day.

Jun. 17, 2008 | 5:23 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Apparently not.
Her snatch is very fucking hairy from what I understand.


Jun. 19, 2008 | 8:32 AM AniMetal says:

Did you have your post count reset? O.O

If so then why?

Jun. 19, 2008 | 10:19 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Nope. Just didn't want 2000 posts that I would be ashamed of. ;)


Jun. 21, 2008 | 6:29 AM Sawdust says:

MY NAEM IS KUTTIE! I NO NOWS HAEOW 2 TEYP

Jun. 21, 2008 | 7:18 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

joo tyep 2 gud kuttie. pleez go awai!!1!


Jun. 21, 2008 | 7:43 AM alienhominid100 says:

COOKIE???

Jun. 21, 2008 | 9:44 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

No cookies for you.


Jun. 21, 2008 | 9:49 PM SevenSeize says:

That is a CLEAN truck. I'm so jealous!

Jun. 22, 2008 | 11:12 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I've put a lot of work into that thing man and there's still a bunch more stuff I need to do to it. Like add power steering for instance.

It definitely attracts attention man. I get random strangers asking to buy it several times a week.....


Jul. 7, 2008 | 8:31 PM Eddie says:

lol unbounce meeeee

Jul. 7, 2008 | 11:18 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

done and done


Jul. 8, 2008 | 10:38 PM SgtDK says:

That story about you jumping the curb and running down pedestrians is awesome

Jul. 9, 2008 | 7:25 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Thanks.

If I wasn't such a lazy fuck the second installment of journal entries would already be posted....


Jul. 9, 2008 | 4:15 PM EmoxKitten says:

i live in Florida 2! sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Jul. 9, 2008 | 5:10 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Cool what part?


Jul. 9, 2008 | 10:45 PM EmoxKitten says:

LOL


Jul. 10, 2008 | 5:33 AM Sidorio says:

Ronald gets his crack on? Takes crack, more like.

Jul. 10, 2008 | 7:22 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I stand by my original phrasing.


Jul. 12, 2008 | 8:03 AM Ghyfty says:

Why are always calling people fags?You really have homophobia.

Jul. 12, 2008 | 9:39 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

fag


Jul. 12, 2008 | 10:56 AM Ghyfty says:

No your the fag, fag.

Jul. 29, 2008 | 7:26 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

faggot


Jul. 12, 2008 | 10:57 AM Ghyfty says:

Just kiddding.

Jul. 12, 2008 | 11:16 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

I know, me too.

Who did I call a fag that made you decide to come here and accuse me of homophobia?


Jul. 12, 2008 | 12:47 PM Ghyfty says:

Dragonman855.I saw you tell him he's is UOTD and a fag.I knew you was kidding but i was bored and wanted to see what you would say.

Jul. 12, 2008 | 1:12 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

oh, haha. I do that for every UOTD that has a blog. lol


Jul. 12, 2008 | 2:56 PM Ghyfty says:

How do you even get UOTD?

Jul. 12, 2008 | 9:19 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Chosen completely at random. Nothing you can do to increase chances.


Jul. 17, 2008 | 12:02 PM Eddie says:

lolmod

Jul. 17, 2008 | 1:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lolb&


Jul. 17, 2008 | 12:18 PM RohantheBarbarian says:

Congrats on being made a mod!

Jul. 17, 2008 | 1:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

;]
.


Jul. 17, 2008 | 12:48 PM Achilles2 says:

Congrats on your first lock n' ban - "three consecutive bans" and "kRaZyAzN" are names you should remember.

And I'm the first to suck your newfound mod penis.

Jul. 17, 2008 | 1:34 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

yesh

also, don't stop i'm almost there


Jul. 17, 2008 | 2:28 PM MrFinland says:

You know, you probably should start making your own bannable phrases and posts rules here. Oh woops, silly me I meant bananable.

Jul. 17, 2008 | 5:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'll leave that to the professionals. Zerok really is king when it comes to that.


Jul. 17, 2008 | 2:41 PM Homosecksual says:

Grats on moderatorship!

Now give us pics of the mod forum >_<

Jul. 17, 2008 | 5:34 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

done and done


Jul. 17, 2008 | 5:28 PM solardave says:

Fuck this "Well done for becoming a mod" shit. I want a high five, don't leave me hanging!

Jul. 17, 2008 | 5:34 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*SUPER FANTASTIC HIGH FIVE'S SOLAR DAVE*


Jul. 17, 2008 | 6:17 PM TehSlapHappy says:

I'm changing my name to ILoveEyeLovePoozy. But dont count on it.

Let the modding BEGIN!

Jul. 17, 2008 | 6:44 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

EyeLoveILoveEyeLovePoozy


Jul. 17, 2008 | 8:07 PM killslasher says:

Nice job on getting modded! Haven't commented here in a while either.

Jul. 17, 2008 | 8:31 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Thanks man.

What did you think of my journal entries>


Jul. 17, 2008 | 9:54 PM Gunkster says:

Nice 1,000th post, made me laugh.

Jul. 17, 2008 | 9:57 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol

Thanks for noticing.


Jul. 18, 2008 | 6:54 AM Shikamarana says:

Wow. You had quite a creative mind 8 years ago. You should post more. It's been a couple months, so do it.

Also, you have responded to every comment. That's quite admirable.

Jul. 18, 2008 | 9:37 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Thanks man. I swear as soon as I find that damn journal I will post the rest.

Also, I like responding to every comment because I don't like it when people don't respond to mine. ;]


Jul. 18, 2008 | 11:24 AM Ghyfty says:

Is it me or is your comments keep geting lower?

Jul. 18, 2008 | 2:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

What do you mean?


Jul. 18, 2008 | 5:12 PM Ghyfty says:

I remember when i first commented on this, you had like 97. Now it's 78. What?

Jul. 18, 2008 | 10:30 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

nah

You're mistaken. I think I deleted 1 to 2 comments since the redesign.


Jul. 18, 2008 | 5:25 PM Ghyfty says:

Your mad with power.

Jul. 18, 2008 | 10:30 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Whatever do you mean?


Jul. 18, 2008 | 7:56 PM Porkchop says:

my god, you're the best mod ever. You rule
*prays not to get hit with banhammer*

Jul. 18, 2008 | 10:31 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*polishes hamma and smirx*


Jul. 18, 2008 | 9:59 PM BareNakedMike says:

Congrats on being modded, I really haven't been around in a while so I don't know how long you've already been one :P

Jul. 18, 2008 | 10:31 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Since like forever and stuff man.


Jul. 19, 2008 | 12:09 AM Ghyfty says:

I mean you're locking topics fast.

Jul. 19, 2008 | 12:15 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

A new era has dawned on the cess pool of general....


Jul. 19, 2008 | 11:48 AM speeling says:

you are a good mod!
do you want a cookie?

Jul. 19, 2008 | 6:06 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yes please. ^-^


Jul. 19, 2008 | 12:05 PM steph2568 says:

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

The vid is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

Jul. 19, 2008 | 6:06 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Yeah man. It's pretty trippy.


Jul. 19, 2008 | 12:46 PM EARIO says:

At night the General used to be a fucking shit hole.

Now that you became a mod, General is a much better place.

Jul. 19, 2008 | 6:07 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Where do you live?

I'm usually not on at night.
If you see me on NG there is a 98% chance that I'm in my crane.


Jul. 19, 2008 | 12:49 PM EARIO says:

Oh i forgot to say thanks for your moderatoring service.

Jul. 19, 2008 | 6:08 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

My pleasure, stay out of trouble. :]


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You FUCKING FAGGIT YOU!

Jul. 19, 2008 | 6:09 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

What's a matter lavalampa?

Does your fucking pussy hurt?

lmfao


Jul. 20, 2008 | 8:15 PM Adio says:

Hey Poozy, any idea why my Paltalk is fucking up?

Jul. 20, 2008 | 9:31 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

No idea brother.


Jul. 20, 2008 | 10:03 PM TehSlapHappy says:

I love you man. You are now in my Respect list.

Represent.

Jul. 21, 2008 | 9:56 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Represent to the fullest mah niggtastic nigga!


Jul. 21, 2008 | 7:35 AM Sawdust says:

crane ninja, mod, what's next? spaceman? king? football player? football playing king in space?

Jul. 21, 2008 | 9:58 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

football playing NINJA mod king in space.


Jul. 21, 2008 | 8:33 AM Rosenrot-I says:

That is a sick fucking ride, well done good sir.

Jul. 21, 2008 | 9:58 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I thank you.


Jul. 21, 2008 | 11:06 AM greenfaerie4 says:

Congrats on being modded.

Jul. 21, 2008 | 1:44 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Thanks, gorgeous.

NOW BACK TO PAINTING AND POSTING PICS OF IT!


Jul. 22, 2008 | 8:19 AM Rosenrot-I says:

How much did you spend on that beast all up?

Jul. 22, 2008 | 8:23 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I've spent less than $1000 dollars on under hood work as of now.


Jul. 23, 2008 | 7:37 AM andhination says:

Whoa, when did you get modded?

Jul. 23, 2008 | 10:12 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

7/17/2008


Jul. 23, 2008 | 3:38 PM killerjeff says:

Hey dude that movie is cool. I put that on my blog too.

Jul. 23, 2008 | 10:01 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Sweet. I got a real kick out of it....


Jul. 23, 2008 | 5:48 PM GOTHCLAWZ says:

Suck my dick.

Jul. 23, 2008 | 10:00 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Whip it out ass burger.


Jul. 23, 2008 | 9:26 PM monkey says:

funny

respon to me if your bored. http://monkey576468.newgrounds.com/

Jul. 23, 2008 | 10:04 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*farts in your general direction*


Jul. 23, 2008 | 10:21 PM Adio says:

100th comment.

Jul. 23, 2008 | 10:25 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

100th reply.


Jul. 24, 2008 | 3:08 AM Fragment says:

Congratulations, I hear you're a father now...or something pertaining to that kind of thing.

Anyways, CHEERS AND STUFF

Jul. 24, 2008 | 7:15 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

HAHA


Jul. 24, 2008 | 8:48 AM andhination says:

Congrats. If I suck your dick can I avoid bans?

Jul. 24, 2008 | 12:56 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

dunno. Let's find out...

*unzips*


Jul. 25, 2008 | 8:26 AM Shikamarana says:

I love your lock messages.

"Someone set you up the ban"

Jul. 25, 2008 | 9:53 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

haha


Jul. 25, 2008 | 2:59 PM aninjaman says:

Congratulations faggot, you're the UOTD!

Jul. 25, 2008 | 3:36 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

HAHA


Jul. 27, 2008 | 2:30 PM agustana says:

eye.
love.
pussy.

Jul. 27, 2008 | 3:56 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I.
really.
do.

It's delishus.


Jul. 28, 2008 | 10:46 AM GOTHCLAWZ says:

kk.

Jul. 28, 2008 | 1:15 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

fag


Jul. 29, 2008 | 5:28 AM DELUCA2400 says:

Man I have been offline a long time. When did you make mod? Congrats . Does that mean that the snow globe that still hasn't come will have a gold aura?

Jul. 29, 2008 | 6:57 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Of course, with a little ban hammer and everything.


Jul. 29, 2008 | 6:00 PM Serphyas says:

Sit on a dick.

XOOXXXOXXOxxoxOoxxoxoxXOXo

~Cinnamon-Buns

Jul. 29, 2008 | 6:17 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

HAHA

Why don't you go sit on your daddy's instead faggot? =D


Jul. 29, 2008 | 6:55 PM agustana says:

Do you dream about it?

Jul. 29, 2008 | 6:58 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Constantly, during the day and also the night.


Jul. 29, 2008 | 7:56 PM Scuzzfest says:

I'm a ninja.

Jul. 29, 2008 | 8:05 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

The fuck you say.


Jul. 30, 2008 | 12:15 AM SlipperyMooseCakes says:

ur gai

Jul. 30, 2008 | 12:35 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

no wai


Jul. 30, 2008 | 12:29 AM Purpin says:

LOLHAY!

Jul. 30, 2008 | 12:35 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

hai2u

^-^


Jul. 30, 2008 | 8:28 AM Sidorio says:

Wait, you're a mod now?

I have not been paying attention.

Jul. 30, 2008 | 9:57 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

lol


Jul. 30, 2008 | 4:02 PM Scuzzfest says:

Poozy did u ban me from the crane cam or is it just my internet failing as regularily as the sun rising...

Jul. 30, 2008 | 6:27 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I have no reason to ban you. What is it telling you when you try to get in?


Jul. 30, 2008 | 7:48 PM Scuzzfest says:

It says web session expired everytime I try to log enter chat tried it in popup, logging in and out its all gona a bit stickam crazy. It's my pc's problem so I'll sort it out tomorrow.

Also I respect how you respond to every single comment.

Jul. 31, 2008 | 7:06 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

See you later today then.

;)


Jul. 31, 2008 | 11:37 PM MissingNYC says:

Hey! just saying hi, i've never seen you before...

Aug. 1, 2008 | 12:02 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

sup buddy


Aug. 1, 2008 | 2:17 PM Paradox says:

lol níggers

Aug. 1, 2008 | 3:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Enjoying your ban?


Aug. 2, 2008 | 1:18 AM Purpin says:

Spam thread bans hurt my pride. :(

Aug. 2, 2008 | 7:22 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Don't post in them then.... :)


Aug. 2, 2008 | 9:53 AM Toxinhead says:

ARRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......
................
Neva watch this will your pissed .....*runs*

Aug. 2, 2008 | 12:35 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*headshots*


Aug. 2, 2008 | 11:06 AM Otto says:

HAI GAIZ I HAS A CRAIN LET ME BE MOD KTHX

Aug. 2, 2008 | 12:36 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*mods*


Aug. 2, 2008 | 5:52 PM Purpin says:

They're so enticing. :(

Aug. 2, 2008 | 8:32 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Get used to playing in traffic then.... :)


Aug. 2, 2008 | 11:24 PM Purpin says:

That's not fun. :(

Aug. 3, 2008 | 12:55 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Well you can always switch shit up and spit at passing airplanes when you're bored of playing in traffic.


Aug. 4, 2008 | 8:16 AM RonnieDude says:

um.....
all i can say is that hu eva made that vid must be on crack.
i nearly had a seizure . lol
also cheesey puff :3

Aug. 4, 2008 | 10:27 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

mmmm cheesy puffs...


Aug. 4, 2008 | 10:29 AM DavidArchuletaa says:

eat my shit. I wanna watch you eat shit with a dog collar on ur neck.

Aug. 4, 2008 | 12:02 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Been there and done that.

Just go through the old VHS tapes your mom keeps in a shoe box under her bed. You'll find a video of me eating shit with a dog collar on while corn holing the living fuck out of your mom.

Man the way she used to scream......

Does your daddy make her scream like that?


Aug. 4, 2008 | 2:38 PM Ziggy-Stardust says:

meh i still like you <3

Aug. 4, 2008 | 2:41 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Oh good. I can breathe easier now....


Aug. 5, 2008 | 7:25 AM killerjeff says:

You go to school still? Awesome.

Aug. 5, 2008 | 8:13 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

You mean the journal entries? Those are at least 5-6 years old.


Aug. 5, 2008 | 8:25 AM DavidArchuletaa says:

let me make ur life livelier. Eat shit and suck dick alternately while wearing a gas mask. Man these fantasies are wild.

Aug. 5, 2008 | 8:53 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Enjoying your ban extension?


Aug. 5, 2008 | 4:08 PM MrFinland says:

So when Crane cam is up next time I can play MGS4 in cam since I just got enough money to get a PS3 and tomorrow I should get money to get MGS4! YAY!

Aug. 5, 2008 | 4:41 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Awesome. I'll put it back up tomorrow.


Aug. 6, 2008 | 2:40 AM DavidArchuletaa says:

Why don't you show ur ass instead of a rusty car bitchhead? I need to jerk off. You are only good for that.

Aug. 6, 2008 | 7:21 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Jerk off to the memory of your dad whispering loudly in your ear that if you told mommy about "secret playtime in the bathroom while mommy is sleeping" he would kill her and fuck you even harder in the ass. =D


Aug. 6, 2008 | 8:14 AM MrLuckDuck says:

Isn't using the word 'faggot' against the rules? why the hell is it your banner? >_>

Aug. 6, 2008 | 9:24 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

It's against the rules to call people faggot on the BBS.
You can do as you please on your userpage.

faggot


Aug. 6, 2008 | 10:47 AM Ragnarokia says:

I love the new banner.

Aug. 6, 2008 | 11:30 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I bet you do, fruitcake.


Aug. 6, 2008 | 5:11 PM MrLuckDuck says:

Oh, so can I call you a faggot on your userpage?
faggot ^_^

Aug. 6, 2008 | 5:50 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

Sure faggot, all day long.

*bans*


Aug. 6, 2008 | 8:50 PM Scuzzfest says:

Your birthday wish to tomspulp was possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Aug. 6, 2008 | 8:54 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

HAHA

Did you see his birthday thread?


Aug. 7, 2008 | 12:24 PM DELUCA2400 says:

How's it going? You aren't letting your powers going to your head are you? You should you have more fun being mmad with power than being sane with it. Look at Nero he burned down his city now that's what I call a cool cat. Oh and thanks for the ban hammer my mom likes to use it to beat e with it and my priest got new ideas using that on me thanks.

Aug. 7, 2008 | 1:29 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

"With great power comes great responsibility" -Ghandi


Aug. 7, 2008 | 1:20 PM MrLuckDuck says:

lolwut? - I'll stop stalking you now, good day.

Aug. 7, 2008 | 1:29 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

*double bans*


Aug. 8, 2008 | 1:12 AM SpammyMcGee says:

I shall haunt your cam and make your guests feel very sad inside.

Aug. 8, 2008 | 5:12 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

I'll be there to pwn you every time..... lol


Aug. 8, 2008 | 5:28 AM zachnaruto88 says:

can i have your profile

Aug. 8, 2008 | 6:33 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

yes


Aug. 9, 2008 | 3:54 AM Sawdust says:

"it takes a crane to build a crane, it takes two floors to make a story"

are those true

Aug. 9, 2008 | 7:17 AM EyeLovePoozy responds:

yup

If a building is only one floor it's not referred to as a one story building, but a 50 floor skyscraper on the other hand is commonly referred to as a 50 story building.

But the thing about the crane, that's not so accurate. Cranes nowadays build themselves. Although most larger ones need to be built by another crane.


Aug. 11, 2008 | 12:16 PM Evark says:

Update this fuckin' shit. Shit.

Aug. 11, 2008 | 4:22 PM EyeLovePoozy responds:

oh...... ok.

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