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Coolest frog I've ever seen.

2011-05-16 01:39:01 by EyeLovePoozy
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Sonuvabitch rewinds on your ass at will. He single handedly, makes France less gay.

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Less bombastically impressive is this Rasta, orthodox Jew.

If you're into beatbox and enjoy witnessing stereotypes being obliterated, watch this one and check out the other things he's done.

His stuff is more mellow and saturated with Rasta and Jewiness. Yippie yo.

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If neither of these things interest you, here's a pic of me and your sister playing Portal 2.

Coolest frog I've ever seen.


Hot chick strokes it out, LIVE!

2011-02-14 16:31:47 by EyeLovePoozy
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UPDATED BCECAUSE FUCK YOU CBS.

It's funny because she's hot.

It's even funnier when you see the terror in her eyes as her ears start to register that her mouth is babbling nonsense. Notice the panicked look she gives her off cam producer/handler.


Trippy shit.

2011-01-18 22:46:38 by EyeLovePoozy
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Check it.

Leave your thoughts about the video.

Or cry about some shit I wont care about if you're so inclined.

Also included is a pic I stumbled across recently from taken by a user that chanced into Crane Cam at some point or another (no fapping allowed).

*BTW, I stumbled upon the YT video while visiting phobotech's page.

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Trippy shit.


Exploiting the innocent.

2010-12-15 01:04:56 by EyeLovePoozy

I have been toying with the idea of allowing you shitheads to decide the fate of innocent creatures that find themselves in my path.

I used to do this occasionally on paltalk.

The most vocal and insistent participant was always Gagsy.
Poor lil Brit loves all of God's creatures apparently...

Basically in a nut shell what happens is:

1. Some fucking thing with a pulse looks at me sideways.
2. I trap said thing.
3. I let you guys vote on its destiny.

The atrocities I usually plan for them are horrific.

They tend to be things such as:

1. Can snakes scream?
2. Can Bees cry?
3. Can stray kittens wish they were never born?

etc etc

You catch my drift, I imagine.

Basically what I'm asking is if I should do this on a regular basis here on my userpage.


Birthday.

2010-11-30 12:13:40 by EyeLovePoozy

yay

We're probably going to eat sushi and get shit faced. Good times.

I heard the turtle soup is to die for over there...

Birthday.


Wasn't that fun, kids?

2010-11-24 00:52:56 by EyeLovePoozy

WEEEE

I bet submitting, waiting a week, running a shitty script and then losing old as fuck accts was super worth it.

Highfive?


Zero.

2010-11-22 10:52:40 by EyeLovePoozy

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One.

2010-11-21 12:26:32 by EyeLovePoozy

BITCH I TOLD YOU CANNONS AT 99%

Shit was awesome. Waiting to board atm.

*note to self.
Pick up hammer at the shop.

Watch your ass...

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Two.

2010-11-20 10:38:02 by EyeLovePoozy

BITCH I TOLD YOU CANNONS AT 66%

Still afk.

Had a blast with your mom at the beach. Gave her plenty of cab fare so she'll be home soon. If you notice her queefing around the house, don't worry too much about it. That shit'll tighten back up in a couple of days.

Me, I'm just gonna keep chillin' here for a while and hit the local joints. I hear they make killer Slow and Comfortable Fucks. So I'll be mackin' da sippy sippy, in the meantime, you shit heads better be behaving...

Love,
Daddy

P.S. \/ \/ Quit making that face, then get off the computer and do your homework.

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three

2010-11-19 11:34:15 by EyeLovePoozy

afk

@ da beach with your mom playing patty cake she says hi and to take out the trash.

BITCH I TOLD YOU CANNONS AT 33%

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